Axelinger Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2009/09/28/...wenn-story.html Halle-fuckin'-lujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who, in their right fucking mind, would want to take a gander at that bush pig starkers anyway? Methinks Hef has finally gone senile, or has cataracts the size of ashtrays covering his peepers. It boggles the mind that anyone would suddenly be struck with the thought of, "Geez, I really wonder what Kelly Osbourne would look like in the flesh?". This could set a horrible precedent if Ms. No-Talents herself actually agreed to a spread (please, God - forgive me for that revolting, unintentional pun) in the magazine. Who would be next - Roseanne? Rosie O' Donnell? Orca The Killer Whale? Thank you, Ms. Osbourne, for turning down the offer to reveal your skin to the world. If my eyes had happened to fall upon you au natural by mistake, there wouldn't be enough electricity in the world to supply the necessary electroshock-therapy to jolt me back to normalcy. Praise the gods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2009/09/28/...wenn-story.html has cataracts the size of ashtrays covering his peepers. Thank the heavens it's not happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Planet Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 It doesn't surprise me......it's all about selling mags and you know they would sell a shitload even if it was only to the people who wanted to laugh at the spectacle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob M. Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I wonder how they came up with the idea to get Kelly Osbourne? That has to be one of the worst ideas ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockposer Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2009/09/28/...wenn-story.html has cataracts the size of ashtrays covering his peepers. Thank the heavens it's not happening +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I just creamed in my pants at the thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 As said above thank God this didn't happen and what the f#@k was Hef thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faron Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I just creamed in my pants at the thought! I don`t feel very well now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaltrekman Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 I wonder how they came up with the idea to get Kelly Osbourne? That has to be one of the worst ideas ever. Sharonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Rick Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Dear Diary, today at the school library, I saw a picture in National Geographic of a woman with nipples that cover most of her breasts too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors Metal T Posted September 29, 2009 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 "Hef" is on my death watch,look for that loser to go at anytime.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Ohhhhh there is a God!! There is a God!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I'm not sure which is more shocking... that Playboy actually made Kelly Osbourne an offer, or that she turned it down!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamboraRocks86 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Better save it for the fetish mags IMO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!! Yep! I said it!!!! I have no morals or guilt!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Rick Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!! Yep! I said it!!!! I have no morals or guilt!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsane Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!! Yep! I said it!!!! I have no morals or guilt!!!!! Could not have put it better myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!! Yep! I said it!!!! I have no morals or guilt!!!!! Could not have put it better myself... F*ck the cash. If I were a single love hound I'd bag it's head and just tap it anyway because why not? Crucify me and see if I budge on the matter. They look like 2 good enough reasons to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsane Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!! Yep! I said it!!!! I have no morals or guilt!!!!! Could not have put it better myself... F*ck the cash. If I were a single love hound I'd bag it's head and just tap it anyway because why not? Crucify me and see if I budge on the matter. They look like 2 good enough reasons to me. And again nicely put put! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaffas Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Nikki Webster>Kelly Osbourne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!! Yep! I said it!!!! I have no morals or guilt!!!!! What's the big deal? Do her doggy style while she has an apple in her mouth.. "GO AHEAD BABY, SQUEAL LIKE A PIG" After your done, go to an OZZY show.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Howdy Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think I'd bypass the moose pig, and go straight for her sister, Aimee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob M. Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think I'd bypass the moose pig, and go straight for her sister, Aimee I think Playboy went after the wrong sister. She's actually nice on the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2009/09/28/...wenn-story.html has cataracts the size of ashtrays covering his peepers. Thank the heavens it's not happening +1 +2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaffas Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think I'd bypass the moose pig, and go straight for her sister, Aimee I think Playboy went after the wrong sister. She's actually nice on the eyes. who is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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