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Kelly Osbourne Turns Down Playboy?


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http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2009/09/28/...wenn-story.html

 

Halle-fuckin'-lujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who, in their right fucking mind, would want to take a gander at that bush pig starkers anyway? Methinks Hef has finally gone senile, or has cataracts the size of ashtrays covering his peepers. It boggles the mind that anyone would suddenly be struck with the thought of, "Geez, I really wonder what Kelly Osbourne would look like in the flesh?". This could set a horrible precedent if Ms. No-Talents herself actually agreed to a spread (please, God - forgive me for that revolting, unintentional pun) in the magazine. Who would be next - Roseanne? Rosie O' Donnell? Orca The Killer Whale? Thank you, Ms. Osbourne, for turning down the offer to reveal your skin to the world. If my eyes had happened to fall upon you au natural by mistake, there wouldn't be enough electricity in the world to supply the necessary electroshock-therapy to jolt me back to normalcy. Praise the gods!

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Dear Diary, today at the school library, I saw a picture in National Geographic of a woman with nipples that cover most of her breasts too.

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I'm not sure which is more shocking... that Playboy actually made Kelly Osbourne an offer, or that she turned it down!! :blink:

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I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!!

 

Yep!

I said it!!!!

 

I have no morals or guilt!!!!! :bananamac:

 

Could not have put it better myself...

F*ck the cash. If I were a single love hound I'd bag it's head and just tap it anyway because why not? :lol: Crucify me and see if I budge on the matter. :rofl2:

 

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They look like 2 good enough reasons to me. :lol:;)

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I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!!

 

Yep!

I said it!!!!

 

I have no morals or guilt!!!!! :bananamac:

 

Could not have put it better myself...

F*ck the cash. If I were a single love hound I'd bag it's head and just tap it anyway because why not? :lol: Crucify me and see if I budge on the matter. :rofl2:

 

kelly%20ossborn.jpg

They look like 2 good enough reasons to me. :lol:;)

 

And again nicely put put!

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I would Tap That Ass just to get close to her Cash!!!!!!

 

Yep!

I said it!!!!

 

I have no morals or guilt!!!!! :bananamac:

:omg::puke::tits:

 

What's the big deal?

 

Do her doggy style while she has an apple in her mouth.. "GO AHEAD BABY, SQUEAL LIKE A PIG" :tits:

 

After your done, go to an OZZY show.. :beerbang:

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http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2009/09/28/...wenn-story.html

 

has cataracts the size of ashtrays covering his peepers.

 

:rofl:

 

 

Thank the heavens it's not happening

 

+1

 

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