STRESS RELIEF

**Blue Charvel** · August 26, 2004

Hey Blue, still nothing more after 12,000, you can stop cursing for now.

Kind of an addictive little game aint it? :blink:

Especially when you think you can go damn near anywhere on the web and see boobs, but I've got to see THEIR boobs 'cause it's a challenge.

Somethin' to that "It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase"... <_<

**T-BONE** · August 26, 2004

Not For Kids!!!

Happy Tree Friends

Bobbi Flekman · August 27, 2004

Yay!!!!! I Love The Happy Tree Friends!!! In Europe they're broadcasted by MTV-2. One of the funniest shows I've seen in the last few years!

Bubbasmama · August 29, 2004

Bowling For Soup ~ "1985"

Cute video.....

http://www.bowlingforsoup.com/videos.html

**whiplash1972** · September 1, 2004

Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his or

her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts

when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute

intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay

away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers

you'll

invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding

department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he

knows

where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the

theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using

different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,

"PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the

fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of

toilet paper in here!"

Bubbasmama · September 1, 2004

I've actually done a few of those!!!

:lol:

JustJason · September 1, 2004

Hilarious but there in no #9

**whiplash1972** · September 1, 2004

Hilarious but there in no #9

#9 must've been taken out in one of those famous Wal-Mart "rollbacks" :lol:

**whiplash1972** · September 1, 2004

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~alexann/

Bubbasmama · September 1, 2004

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~alexann/

OMG.............hilarious!!!!!!!!

Your lil guy is better than my lil guy........

**T-BONE** · September 3, 2004

Sex Box

**T-BONE** · September 3, 2004

You have to be kidding me!!! Either someone is completely and utterly desperate or just plain stupid enough to think that someone will actually send them money. The fact that they will be sending out beer steins tells me that they have enough laying around because they drink too much to begin with hence why they don't have a house. Hmmmmmm ???

eBay Auction

**T-BONE** · September 25, 2004

Tech Support

**whiplash1972** · September 29, 2004

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

**whiplash1972** · September 29, 2004

Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Illinois mouse killed by an eighty year old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The Minnesota mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Wisconsin mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The Wisconsin mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Minnesota mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The Minnesota and Wisconsin mice then turn to the Texas mouse. The Texas mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit..I gotta go home and have sex with the cat."

**Evil Rick** · October 1, 2004

Hope this hasn't been posted before, if so oh well.

Real Or Hoax

Decide whether the pic is real or not. I scored an 8 out of 10.

Bubbasmama · October 1, 2004

:lol: Damn......I'm so freakin' gullible......

5

hsf · October 1, 2004

Make sure your speakers are on!

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/

**T-BONE** · October 1, 2004

This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

(wait till you see the last one)!

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