I'm as real as the Loch Ness Monster. Thanks for the welcome.
Hi Metal Jay, Just Jason, Jason The Fuckin Metal J! My name is Hey Bitch! or that's what they call me around here, it's good to meet you, have we met? oh dude, how many stories could we tell these guys of our long and tumultuous history? happy you have decided to make us nobody's feel like somebody's again, it's the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, man named Just Jason.
All so true