Last movie you watched?

[Gibbo]

Die Hard ... well, it IS Christmas!

[66 mustang]

 

I can't quote any thing from any poster for some reason

Fail.

 

fixed. gotta turn off the top left square

[The Rocker]

Die Hard ... well, it IS Christmas!

Nice

[The Rocker]

 

Die Hard ... well, it IS Christmas!

Nice

 

You'll have to watch Lethal Weapon then. lol

[Fat Freddy]

The Twisted Christmas Film Festival continues with...

 

"Saint Nick" (2010)

 

Also known as "Saint" or "Sint," this Dutch holiday-horror import is like a Euro twist on "Silent Night, Deadly Night." Shortly before Christmas, the city of Amsterdam comes under siege by the pissed off spirit of Saint Nicholas, who's not nearly as jolly as his American counterpart, Santa Claus. It's up to a disgraced cop and a kid to stop him before he massacres the whole city.

 

Note: the version of this flick that's available on Netflix has one of the worst English dubbings I've seen/heard since the Italian horror flicks of the 80s....but the stilted, awkward English translations only add to the film's overall surreal vibe.

 

"Saint" is much more mean spirited than Finland's similarly themed "Rare Exports," with lots of improbable action and some sweet-ass violence and gore, so I certainly wasn't bored. Worth a look if you're in the mood for something out of the ordinary.

[Gibbo]

 

 

Die Hard ... well, it IS Christmas!

Nice

 

You'll have to watch Lethal Weapon then. lol

 

 

Oh, yeah ... it's on the list ... along with the second Die Hard

[The Rocker]

 

 

 

Die Hard ... well, it IS Christmas!

Nice

 

You'll have to watch Lethal Weapon then. lol

 

 

Oh, yeah ... it's on the list ... along with the second Die Hard

 

Awesome!

[Fat Freddy]

"Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984)

 

On Christmas Eve in 1971, lIttle Billy witnesses the murder of his parents by a guy in a Santa suit. Naturally this instills some, shall we say, issues regarding Santa Claus. Spending the rest of his formative years in an orphanage under the thumb of an abusive Mother Superior doesn't help. You can barely blame the guy when he grows up for snapping on Christmas Eve and going on a killing spree of his own while wearing a Santa suit. Am I right? Am I right?

 

But seriously...this controversial little slasher sickie got run out of theaters by angry parents and PTA groups back in the day, thus cementing its rep as a cult classic. As slasher flicks go, it's a delightfully sleazy piece of work that will make you feel like you need a shower when it's over. This flick is a perfect antidote to all the holly-jolly Christmas movies that clog up the airwaves at this time of year!!

[RichieZ]

Olympus Has Fallen

[metalmaniac777]

"Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984)

 

On Christmas Eve in 1971, lIttle Billy witnesses the murder of his parents by a guy in a Santa suit. Naturally this instills some, shall we say, issues regarding Santa Claus. Spending the rest of his formative years in an orphanage under the thumb of an abusive Mother Superior doesn't help. You can barely blame the guy when he grows up for snapping on Christmas Eve and going on a killing spree of his own while wearing a Santa suit. Am I right? Am I right?

 

But seriously...this controversial little slasher sickie got run out of theaters by angry parents and PTA groups back in the day, thus cementing its rep as a cult classic. As slasher flicks go, it's a delightfully sleazy piece of work that will make you feel like you need a shower when it's over. This flick is a perfect antidote to all the holly-jolly Christmas movies that clog up the airwaves at this time of year!!

My all-time favorite Christmas movie. Nasty, mean-spirited, bleak, sleazy ... just what a growing boy needs during the holidays!! The remake was good too, but lacked the sleazy charm of the original. Then again, the remake did give us a topless chick in the woodchipper scene, which is always fun times.

[The Rocker]

Olympus Has Fallen

Good action flick(a la Die Hard)

[KarpetRydOFunk]

 

 

Olympus Has Fallen

Good action flick(a la Die Hard)

Much better than the new Die Hard; that's for sure.

[Fat Freddy]

 

"Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984)

 

On Christmas Eve in 1971, lIttle Billy witnesses the murder of his parents by a guy in a Santa suit. Naturally this instills some, shall we say, issues regarding Santa Claus. Spending the rest of his formative years in an orphanage under the thumb of an abusive Mother Superior doesn't help. You can barely blame the guy when he grows up for snapping on Christmas Eve and going on a killing spree of his own while wearing a Santa suit. Am I right? Am I right?

 

But seriously...this controversial little slasher sickie got run out of theaters by angry parents and PTA groups back in the day, thus cementing its rep as a cult classic. As slasher flicks go, it's a delightfully sleazy piece of work that will make you feel like you need a shower when it's over. This flick is a perfect antidote to all the holly-jolly Christmas movies that clog up the airwaves at this time of year!!

My all-time favorite Christmas movie. Nasty, mean-spirited, bleak, sleazy ... just what a growing boy needs during the holidays!! The remake was good too, but lacked the sleazy charm of the original. Then again, the remake did give us a topless chick in the woodchipper scene, which is always fun times.

 

 

Oh yeah, "Sleazy" is definitely the right word for this flick... I remember when I first saw it back in the day, I felt like I needed to take a shower when it was over. Haha. It's just so freakin' wrong all around. It's anti-Christmas, anti-children, anti-Catholic, you name it!! Hahaha

 

The "Silent Night" remake was just OK. The ending kinda sucked, but yeah, the kills were fabulous, esp. that woodchipper scene....

[The Rocker]

 

 

Olympus Has Fallen

Good action flick(a la Die Hard)

Much better than the new Die Hard; that's for sure.

 

I agree

[KarpetRydOFunk]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

 

Mhmm. Yep. It's good.

[Fat Freddy]

"Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2" (1987)

 

 

"Ricky," younger brother of the killer Santa "Billy" from the previous "SN,DN" film, pours out his tragic story to a jail psychiatrist before escaping and embarking on a Santa-suited killing spree of his very own.

 

This cheap-as-hell sequel is infamous for its liberal recycling of footage from the first film (which takes up most of the first half of the movie) and the terrible over-acting of the dude playing "Ricky" (two words: "GARBAGE DAAAAAAYYYY!").

 

Make no mistake, this movie totally sucks, but it sucks in an awesome sort of way.

[Wotty]

Robin Hood......Prince Of Thieves

[Leykis101]

Backdoor Sluts 9

[Stefan]

Bad Santa

[JamesEagle]

Backdoor Sluts 9

 

[JamesEagle]

Life of Pi

 

Much better than I'd expected - good film with a great ending. Like it.

[Leykis101]

Life of Pi

 

Much better than I'd expected - good film with a great ending. Like it.

 

Serious Mr.Eagle? I saw that shit in the theater, fuck it might have been exactly a year ago today? I was extremely bored, and thought it was trying way to hard to bend a gigantic twist to end it, and I just kind of felt like it was boring, there was NO!! Nudity, strike 1, absolutely zero good violence, strike 2, and to nail that wooden nail into the coffin, I cant even explain how absolutely brain zappingly slow and mundane I thought it was, strike 3, needles to say, I for whatever reason stayed for the entire movie, oh yeah, cause the bitch I was at it with was fucking smokin hot, but if you found it entertaining that says volumes about you, because I try to find something entertaining in any movie, generally I can, but I seem to be the ONLY person on the face of the planet, who felt this way about the movie, or at least the only one ive ever heard of thats said it publicly, and admitted it? so I guess im the moron here. AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!

[KarpetRydOFunk]

 

Life of Pi

 

Much better than I'd expected - good film with a great ending. Like it.

 

Serious Mr.Eagle? I saw that shit in the theater, fuck it might have been exactly a year ago today? I was extremely bored, and thought it was trying way to hard to bend a gigantic twist to end it, and I just kind of felt like it was boring, there was NO!! Nudity, strike 1, absolutely zero good violence, strike 2, and to nail that wooden nail into the coffin, I cant even explain how absolutely brain zappingly slow and mundane I thought it was, strike 3, needles to say, I for whatever reason stayed for the entire movie, oh yeah, cause the bitch I was at it with was fucking smokin hot, but if you found it entertaining that says volumes about you, because I try to find something entertaining in any movie, generally I can, but I seem to be the ONLY person on the face of the planet, who felt this way about the movie, or at least the only one ive ever heard of thats said it publicly, and admitted it? so I guess im the moron here. AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!

 

 

Well, yeah, you are a moron, but I agree with you. I was bored with this one, too.

[Fat Freddy]

Backdoor Sluts 9

 

I heard that one wasn't as good as Part 8, but was vastly superior to #10.

[Dead Planet]

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