I Like Beer!

[Nick C]

Found a beer right at the back of the fridge today that I didn't know was there ..... I might have it tomorrow....or maybe Sunday's best .

Yeah! Sneak it into church!

 

I drank it on Sunday evening....a long way from a church, didn't wanna upset the big guy upstairs!

But after I had drunk it I fancied another...and that was the only one...so he was punishing me in his way!

[Blue Charvel]

Found a beer right at the back of the fridge today that I didn't know was there ..... I might have it tomorrow....or maybe Sunday's best .

Yeah! Sneak it into church!

 

I drank it on Sunday evening....a long way from a church, didn't wanna upset the big guy upstairs!

he can be touchy from what I hear...

 

I had a cider last night, I like that now and again.

[Jez]

I just picked up a 6-pack of Harp Lager and a 6-pack of Leinenkugel's Red Lager.

 

Harp Lager - if that is the same as it used to be here in the UK then good luck as it was Fucking terrible stuff.

 

 

I Don't know, I've never tried it before. It says from the makers of Guiness.

 

It's a pretty straight up lager, no surprises. One of the better ones IMHO. I could see Jez not liking it though, he's an ale man all the way from what I've seen.

 

If you like lagers, Harp's a pretty decent one. Layered with Guiness it's damn fine. Speaking of which, anyone ever have a Black and Blue? Unlike the usual "Black and Tan" or "1/2 and 1/2", it's Guiness layered with Blue Moon Belgian Ale... different, but pretty damn fine....

 

Okay then, back to our regularly scheduled programming....

 

 

It probably a completely different beast and tastes completely different to the Harp lager of old, which was really weak stuff less than 4% gravity. It was on Par with Skol if anyone remembers that back in the day. Really better off not having anything at all.

 

Pete - The Black & Blue I have been lucky enought to try. Very good indeed. Love most of the Belgian beers and Blue Moon is a damned good one. Must try and get some of that in I think!

[Nick C]

It probably a completely different beast and tastes completely different to the Harp lager of old, which was really weak stuff less than 4% gravity. It was on Par with Skol if anyone remembers that back in the day. Really better off not having anything at all.

 

Showing your age there mate .... I have of course, never heard of either of these lagers....

[Jez]

It probably a completely different beast and tastes completely different to the Harp lager of old, which was really weak stuff less than 4% gravity. It was on Par with Skol if anyone remembers that back in the day. Really better off not having anything at all.

 

Showing your age there mate .... I have of course, never heard of either of these lagers....

 

Old Me??? Of course you have never heard of both of these lagers. neither has ever touched your lips.???

[Nick C]

It probably a completely different beast and tastes completely different to the Harp lager of old, which was really weak stuff less than 4% gravity. It was on Par with Skol if anyone remembers that back in the day. Really better off not having anything at all.

 

Showing your age there mate .... I have of course, never heard of either of these lagers....

 

Old Me??? Of course you have never heard of both of these lagers. neither has ever touched your lips.???

 

No never...now pass me that Party Seven.

[Jez]

It probably a completely different beast and tastes completely different to the Harp lager of old, which was really weak stuff less than 4% gravity. It was on Par with Skol if anyone remembers that back in the day. Really better off not having anything at all.

 

Showing your age there mate .... I have of course, never heard of either of these lagers....

 

Old Me??? Of course you have never heard of both of these lagers. neither has ever touched your lips.???

 

No never...now pass me that Party Seven.

 

Would you like a Double Diamond to go along with that Sir? It works Wonders you know!!

[eaglesfan3000]

Mmmm beer.

[Nick C]

Young man, there's no need to feel down

I said, young man, pick a pint good and brown

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy

 

Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young men, where the drink it does flow

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time

 

(Chorus 1:)

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It has everything for a man to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

You can get yourself smashed, and throw up a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

 

Young man, are you drinkin' with me?

I said, young man, I'm just off for a pee,

I said, young man, you can drink all day long

But you've got to know this one thing

 

No man drinks all by himself

I said, young man, put your juice on the shelf

And just go there to the public bar,

I'm sure they can help you stagger far

 

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It has everything for a man to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

You can get yourself smashed, you can throw up a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

 

 

Young man, I once drank some booze

I said, I was down and out with the blues

I felt no man cared if I were alive

It was then I found this dive

 

That's when someone came up to me

And said, "Young man, I'll have a drink with thee

Come and join me in a B.E.E.R.

Just find the nearest bar".

 

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It has everything for a man to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

You can get yourself smashed, and throw up a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

 

Young man, young man, try not to fall down

Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

[RichieZ]

Having a Morland "Hen's Tooth" English ale pint bottle with my calzone. Yummy yummy

[heaven&hell]

I had a couple of Harp Lagers yesterday, good stuff.

[Evil Rick]

I keep getting the urge to go out and try some Pabst Blue Ribbon ever since seeing a documentary on the history of beer and how Pabst would stick little hand sewn ribbons on each bottle after winning the best tasting beer award way back when. But everytime I go out with the intention to get some I come home with Coors Light.

 

Oh, and I still like beer!

[Nick C]

I keep getting the urge to go out and try some Pabst Blue Ribbon ever since seeing a documentary on the history of beer and how Pabst would stick little hand sewn ribbons on each bottle after winning the best tasting beer award way back when. But everytime I go out with the intention to get some I come home with Coors Light.

 

Oh, and I still like beer!

 

 

Oooh I had a few pints of Pabst when I was over in the U.S. in April, plus a few other brews but for some reason I never tried the Sam Adams which get a lot of mentions in here.

[Jacob M.]

My Aunt is out of town for the first time ever. I bought a 6 pack of George Killian's Irish Red and a 6 pack of Bacardi Silver Peach. Sometimes the simple stuff in life is best. Can't wait till later this year when I can do this crap all I want. I hope Dallas is a blast.

[Geoff]

Young man, there's no need to feel down

I said, young man, pick a pint good and brown

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy

 

Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young men, where the drink it does flow

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time

 

(Chorus 1:)

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It has everything for a man to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

You can get yourself smashed, and throw up a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

 

Young man, are you drinkin' with me?

I said, young man, I'm just off for a pee,

I said, young man, you can drink all day long

But you've got to know this one thing

 

No man drinks all by himself

I said, young man, put your juice on the shelf

And just go there to the public bar,

I'm sure they can help you stagger far

 

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It has everything for a man to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

You can get yourself smashed, you can throw up a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

 

 

Young man, I once drank some booze

I said, I was down and out with the blues

I felt no man cared if I were alive

It was then I found this dive

 

That's when someone came up to me

And said, "Young man, I'll have a drink with thee

Come and join me in a B.E.E.R.

Just find the nearest bar".

 

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It has everything for a man to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

It's fun to drink lotsa

B.E.E.R.

You can get yourself smashed, and throw up a good meal

You can do whatever you feel

 

Young man, young man, try not to fall down

Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

If I were a new dinosaur sitting in a laboratory waiting room and I read this before they called me in for my appointment so they could name me I am convinced I would be called a Lolasaurus Rex.

[Dark Star]

2. Beer Muscles

 

[Nieder / Christ]

 

I go out, I have a beer to start the night

I have some more, I feel alright!

Hey Bartender, double whiskey here we go

Yo make that a triple I can't say no

 

Feeling good and getting happy

I just got to smile

A real good mood and I'm one cool dude

'Cause I got cat class and style

 

Yeah move out to the floor

I gotta dance and sing

Baby I'm the king

I've feeling smarter, quicker, stronger

Feelin' oh so fine

Back up to the bar where the world id mine

 

Ta-ta-tequila, see that girl I got to feel her

All the girls in here want me

And I intimidate the guys

They're scared of me

 

Check it out - I might look like flabby

Little girlie man but I work out

1 lift, 2 drink:Beer Muscles!

Live and drink and keep it up:Beer Muscles!

List your liquor drink it down

You've got to learn

Pump those beer muscles baby - feel the burn

 

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!

 

I'm all pumped up and my work - out's done

Back into the crowd I'm gonna have some fun

Moving' - groovin', like a Cadillac I cruise

I'm gonna get myself a woman

Anyone I choose

 

Hey Babe! Hey Babe! I know what you like

Come on, let's go:Whatcha mean no!

Are you some kind of dyke?

Ooooow! She hit me in the head!

Ooooow! She hit me in the head again!

 

I got up off the floor

I said you want some more?

I was ready to beat everybody

They were lucky that the bouncers

Threw me out of the door.

 

Check it out - I might look like flabby

little girlie man but I work out

1 lift, 2 drink:Beer Muscles!

Live and drink and keep it up:Beer Muscles!

List your liquor drink it down

You've got to learn

Pump those beer muscles baby - feel the burn

 

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!

Beer - Beer - Beer Muscles!

 

 

OR.....

 

6. Bartender

 

Hey everybody can I have your attention?

I wanna tell you about the world's most noble

profession.

Always there for you, on that you can depend,

I'm talking about man's best friend.

Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives.

 

Tried and true, always there for you.

Yeah, there for me and there you you too.

He's never far, all around the world no matter where

you are.

No matter where you are;

Cures my ills just like a doctor,

He's my friend, he's my bartender

 

Bartender, Bartender-

For all the things you do and just being you,

Say-Hey Bartender this song's for you!

Bartender, Bartender, my friend.

 

Tried and true, always there for you.

Yeah, there for me and there you you too.

He's never far, all around the world

No matter where you are.

No matter where you are;

Cures my ills just like a doctor,

He's my friend, he's my bartender

 

Bartender, Bartender-

Come on down here, let me get a beer my friend...

Everybody grab a drink and raise it high,

and toast the bartenders of the whole world wide,

And to your favorite bartender in your hometown,

Everybody raise your glass and drink it down.

Now rain or snow nor dark of night,

Is gonna keep him from serving you-ya got that? Right!

Alright, yeah!

 

He's a giant of a man, the king of kings,

Oh yeah he knows a lot about a lot of things.

It's more than drinks, he does a whole lot more;

Gives advice, knows jokes and all the scores.

Serving us is how he thrives, touches all our lives.

 

Tried and true, always there for you.

Yeah, there for me and there you you too.

He's never far, all around the world

No matter where you are.

No matter where you are;

Cures my ills just like a doctor,

He's my friend, he's my bartender

 

Bartender, Bartender-

For all the things you do and just being you,

Say-Hey Bartender this song's for you!

Bartender, Bartender, my friend-

Oh yeah, that's right!

 

This song is over, it's at its end,

This has been a tribute to man's best friend...

Bartender...Bartender...Bartender...

Bartender...Barkeep!!!

 

 

[Blue Charvel]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

[Fat Freddy]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

 

Make sure you have several of said brews in my honor, Pete, since I sadly will not be able to attend your bash...

[heaven&hell]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

 

Make sure you have several of said brews in my honor, Pete, since I sadly will not be able to attend your bash...

 

 

 

That sounds like it's gonna be a blast, I wish I could make it.

[Blue Charvel]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

 

Make sure you have several of said brews in my honor, Pete, since I sadly will not be able to attend your bash...

 

 

 

That sounds like it's gonna be a blast, I wish I could make it.

It will probably suck for one reason or another, but beer makes everything better...

[Fat Freddy]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

 

Make sure you have several of said brews in my honor, Pete, since I sadly will not be able to attend your bash...

 

 

 

That sounds like it's gonna be a blast, I wish I could make it.

It will probably suck for one reason or another, but beer makes everything better...

 

As long as you have enough beer, you won't remember the stuff that sucks.

[Blue Charvel]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

 

Make sure you have several of said brews in my honor, Pete, since I sadly will not be able to attend your bash...

 

 

 

That sounds like it's gonna be a blast, I wish I could make it.

It will probably suck for one reason or another, but beer makes everything better...

 

As long as you have enough beer, you won't remember the stuff that sucks.

 

Hmm, then I should start bringing it to work...

[Fat Freddy]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

 

Make sure you have several of said brews in my honor, Pete, since I sadly will not be able to attend your bash...

 

 

 

That sounds like it's gonna be a blast, I wish I could make it.

It will probably suck for one reason or another, but beer makes everything better...

 

As long as you have enough beer, you won't remember the stuff that sucks.

 

Hmm, then I should start bringing it to work...

 

But if you start bringin' beer to work, then it will no longer be WORK, it will be FUN. And if it's FUN, they don't have to pay you.

[Blue Charvel]

I have made the decision, and I've decided that the best compromise for my BBQ on Saturday is a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale. Not my favorite, but it should be accessible enough for the amateur beer drinkers, yet flavorful enough for the pros... You have no idea how much time I spent thinking about this before I made the decision... my life is full of important choices like that...

 

Make sure you have several of said brews in my honor, Pete, since I sadly will not be able to attend your bash...

 

 

 

That sounds like it's gonna be a blast, I wish I could make it.

It will probably suck for one reason or another, but beer makes everything better...

 

As long as you have enough beer, you won't remember the stuff that sucks.

 

Hmm, then I should start bringing it to work...

 

But if you start bringin' beer to work, then it will no longer be WORK, it will be FUN. And if it's FUN, they don't have to pay you.

You and your logic, always ruining everything...

[hsf]

Why do people hate Coors Light?

 

I went to Michigan last week and both the restaurant I had dinner in and the club I went to didn't serve Coors Light. I was more than a bit miffed. (Also, and I forget where now, someplace while I visited NYC didn't have it either. I was like "This is NYC. You have EVERYTHING!")

 

Why the bias people? What did Coors Light ever do to you?

 

(Oh, BTW, I like Coors Light alot. If it were a girl, I'd give her my ring and ask her to go steady. I'd take her to the hop and then out behind the Tasty Freeze.)