Aisle - wtf... you call this a word?

[Geoff]

How the hell does spelling 'aisle' translate into saying 'ile'. Or 'eyel'?

 

Who the f*ck put an 's' in there???

[heaven&hell]

I agree it's a strange spelling.

[Geoff]

I agree it's a strange spelling.

Not strange.

 

Completely f*cked.

[Wotty]

How the hell does spelling 'aisle' translate into saying 'ile'. Or 'eyel'?

 

Who the f*ck put an 's' in there???

Complain then.........

[Geoff]

How the hell does spelling 'aisle' translate into saying 'ile'. Or 'eyel'?

 

Who the f*ck put an 's' in there???

Complain then.........

To who? I will take this all the way if I need to.

[Blue Charvel]

How the hell does spelling 'aisle' translate into saying 'ile'. Or 'eyel'?

 

Who the f*ck put an 's' in there???

Complain then.........

To who? I will take this all the way if I need to.

What are you talking about, I've always pronounced it "Ayslee", how do you say it?

 

"Excuse me ma'am, can I get one a them ayslee seats on the airplane?"

[Evil Rick]

How the hell does spelling 'aisle' translate into saying 'ile'. Or 'eyel'?

 

Who the f*ck put an 's' in there???

Complain then.........

To who? I will take this all the way if I need to.

What are you talking about, I've always pronounced it "Ayslee", how do you say it?

 

"Excuse me ma'am, can I get one a them ayslee seats on the airplane?"

Isn't that word pronounced asshole? Like, you had sex with my wife you dirty aisle!

[Glen]

.............Apart from Island.

 

To be honest the whole English language is fucked.

 

Consider this -

 

Right........Write......Rite.

 

Or how about -

 

Knows..........Nose

 

or maybe -

 

To........Two.........Too

 

Confuses the hell out of me.

 

[Glen]

Or how about -

 

Luton......Shite......Useless

 

They all sound the same too

[phaffas]

what about "Geoff"????!?!?!? HUH?

 

Whys there a G!!! it should be a J!

 

And whats the O for???

 

And why does it need two f's?

 

I t should just be Jef

[Glen]

what about "Geoff"????!?!?!? HUH?

 

 

And why does it need two f's?

 

Jaffa.

[heaven&hell]

Or how about -

 

Luton......Shite......Useless

 

They all sound the same too

[Fat Freddy]

what about "Geoff"????!?!?!? HUH?

 

 

And why does it need two f's?

 

Jaffa.

 

Jabba!

[heavyharmonies]

Same morons that put the "s" in island or "Isle of Man".

[Jez]

Or how about -

 

Luton......Shite......Useless

 

They all sound the same too

 

Or...

 

 

Shithole....Toilet....Dump

 

 

This fact is now common place throughout the world.

[Metal T]

.. english is a great language,what pisses me off is when people don't f**king speak it!

[Geoff]

.. english is a great language,what pisses me off is when people don't f**king speak it!

Backed.

 

And good call on Island/Isle too!!!

[glam_junkie]

what about "Geoff"????!?!?!? HUH?

 

Whys there a G!!! it should be a J!

 

And whats the O for???

 

And why does it need two f's?

 

I t should just be Jef

 

You read my mind

[Geoff]

what about "Geoff"????!?!?!? HUH?

 

Whys there a G!!! it should be a J!

 

And whats the O for???

 

And why does it need two f's?

 

I t should just be Jef

 

You read my mind

I'll bring it up over Christmas dinner with mum and dad.

[glam_junkie]

what about "Geoff"????!?!?!? HUH?

 

Whys there a G!!! it should be a J!

 

And whats the O for???

 

And why does it need two f's?

 

I t should just be Jef

 

You read my mind

I'll bring it up over Christmas dinner with mum and dad.

 

dont you me phmum and ghdad.

[Geoff]

what about "Geoff"????!?!?!? HUH?

 

Whys there a G!!! it should be a J!

 

And whats the O for???

 

And why does it need two f's?

 

I t should just be Jef

 

You read my mind

I'll bring it up over Christmas dinner with mum and dad.

 

dont you me phmum and ghdad.

Yosu knsow ist.

[KarpetRydOFunk]

.. english is a great language,what pisses me off is when people don't f**king speak it!

Backed.

 

And good call on Island/Isle too!!!

It probably began as a question. Is land? Then after a few beers pronunciation changes...

[Nelson]

.. english is a great language,what pisses me off is when people don't f**king speak it!

 

 

It is because English is not the language most people in this planet speak with. It's Mandarin Chinese. It is just, as Wikipedia puts it "is the language most often studied as a foreign language..." . And it is the language of trade and business.

[Geoff]

I wonder if there have been any threads of this high quality since I've been gone?