Great Movie Quotes

[metaltrekman]

Theres No Crying In Baseball - A League Of Thier Own

[metaltrekman]

Or I could just do a bunch here: LOL

 

Say Hello To My Little Friend - Scarface

 

Get Your Stinking Paws Off Me, You Damned Dirty Ape - Planet Of The Apes

 

Excellent!! - Bil & Teds Excellent Adventure

 

How tall are you, private?

Sir, five foot, nine, sir!

Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high - Heavy Metal Jacket

 

God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see. - Heavy Metal Jacket

 

Redrum, Redrum, Redrum - The Shining

[Fat Freddy]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smokin!'"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin!'"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit takin' amphetamines!"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

--Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane!"

[Fat Freddy]

"Leave it to me, Star-Child, I'll bend these bars with my mind!"

--Ace Frehley in "KISS Meets The Phantom of the Park"

[Malebolgia]

"Get away from her you BITCH!" -Ripley, Aliens

[Fat Freddy]

"Some folks gotta STRANGE idea 'bout entertainment"

--Grave Digger Guy in "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives"

[Evil Rick]

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

 

Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man

 

Office Space

[speed demon]

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining! (Outlaw Josey Wales)

[Fat Freddy]

"Bobby Pin? What the hell's a man doing with a Bobby Pin?"

-- William Shatner in "Airplane II: The Sequel"

[aMetalhead1966]

Wait till Otis see's us...He loves us!!! Animal House

 

Be the ball...your not bein the ball Danny....Caddie Shack

 

He can't treat our pledges that way,only we can treat our pledges that

way...Animal House

[Fat Freddy]

"BE NICE... Till it's time to NOT be nice." -- Patrick Swayze in "Road House"

[Blue Charvel]

"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black." - Nigel Tufnel in "This is Spinal Tap"

[JustJason]

My all time favorite movie quote. From Real Genius.

 

Mitch Taylor: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?

Chris Knight: You've seen him, too?

Mitch Taylor: Who is he?

Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.

Mitch Taylor: Why does he keep going into our closet?

Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?

Mitch Taylor: To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there.

Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.

Mitch Taylor: Yeah?

Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?

[Fat Freddy]

Principal Togar: "Those Ramones certainly are peculiar..."

Police Chief: "They're UGLY. Ugly, ugly people."

-- "Rock N Roll High School"

[Blue Charvel]

"Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?" - Brad Hamilton in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[Fat Freddy]

"So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?"

--Kelly LeBrock in "Weird Science"

[JustJason]

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

[Fat Freddy]

They say that I have shed blood... but what is blood for, if not for shedding? -- "CandyMan"

[Blue Charvel]

"Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do." - UHF

[Evil Rick]

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?

Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

 

Snatch

[Blue Charvel]

"Fuck You Asshole." - Terminator

[Evil Rick]

"Fuck You Asshole." - Terminator

Oh shit, I think the Terminator was at the bar last weekend, cuz the guy used the exact same phrase!!

 

If it was though, he's really let himself go. He now looks like the fat drunk redneck terminator.

[Blue Charvel]

"Fuck You Asshole." - Terminator

Oh shit, I think the Terminator was at the bar last weekend, cuz the guy used the exact same phrase!!

 

If it was though, he's really let himself go. He now looks like the fat drunk redneck terminator.

 

Maybe it's Arnold's replacement for the upcoming sequel...

[aMetalhead1966]

YO ADRIAN!!!!!-Rocky

[Fat Freddy]

"If God had wanted us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings."

--- Howard the Duck

 

"You always take a leak with a gun in your hand? That's a good way to blow your balls off! "

--from "Maniac Cop" (1988)

 

A selection of favorite lines from one of my favorite movies, "Rock N Roll High School" starring the Ramones:

 

"I'm FIRST in line! and if you don't like it, you can put it where the monkey puts the nuts!"

 

"Well, that about wraps it up at Rock & Roll High. Remember, if YOUR principal ever gives YOU trouble, and you want THIS [pointing to the burning school building behind him] to happen at YOUR school, you just give ol' Screamin' Steve a call. I'm in the book - under SCRRRREAMIN'!"

 

"Things sure have changed since we got kicked outta high school."

 

"Do your parents KNOW you're Ramones?"