Great Movie Quotes

[Fat Freddy]

"Howard The Duck" now there's a movie that I haven't seen in years. Wasn't Lea Thompson in that movie (bomb) as well?

 

Yup, Lea Thompson was in "Howard" as well, and she was frickin' HOT as HELL back then too! Drool! Her skimpy outfits are one of the major reasons I liked that movie so much in the '80s... It's never been released on DVD so I still get by with my old copy that I taped off of HBO in high school... it's an absolute train wreck of a movie but I love it anyway...!

 

On Topic:

 

"We're looking for a FEROCIOUS feline, preferably one with a history of mental illness."

-- Nathan Lane in "Mouse Hunt"

[Torch]

"Don't you want to hear my last words?"

"I just did."

*BAM*

 

--Heist

[& then]

"If yer lookin' for an outlaw, ya need an outlaw"

"If yer lookin' for a Dunkin' Donuts ya need a cop."

- Smalls, Leonard Smalls

 

Raising Arizona

[RichieZ]

"YOU BLEW IT!!"

 

DeNiro in 'Meet The Parents'

[& then]

Twist on the quote....can ya name the early 80's comedy movie it's from?:

 

"get that cat out of here......"

 

(the movie had a few big comedy stars in it)

[Chris]

"Are you ready for your night to remember?"

 

- Porky's

[heaven&hell]

"You motorboating son of bitch".

 

 

 

Wedding Crashers

[Chris]

"Welcome to the party, pal"

 

Die Hard

[Faust]

"Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood".

 

Thulsa Doom in Conan The Barbarian (hail)

[Faust]

Another great quote :

"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war". (LOLL)

Humungus (hail !), Mad Max 2

[Seduced-By-Metal]

The Young Ones..

 

Rick: It was the other three not me, i had no idea what was going on , it really was the other three...

[& then]

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"

 

The Joker (Batman)

[Fat Freddy]

My son has been obsessively watching the kids' movie "Cats & Dogs" for the past week, and believe it or not, I've been enjoying it with him as well. The evil cat mastermind "Mr. Tinkles" (voiced by Sean Hayes of "Will & Grace" fame), who is essentially Dr. Evil in a cat body, has some excellent, quotable lines:

 

To his henchman (henchcat?) as he flees his burning headquarters:

"I want you to stay here."

"Why?"

"Because I hate you."

 

To the employees of his human master's factory:

"You are all FIRED. That's right, FIRED. Do not ask why. You have no one to blame but yourselves. Unless you have a dog. Then you can blame him. Tell you what, kick him when you get home. (pause) Cats rule!"

 

To the hero dog as he tries to squish him in a machine:

"Hold still! I need to crush you."

[swriter]

I want my two dollars!!!!!

[JustJason]

I want my two dollars!!!!!

 

Better Off Dead.

[& then]

Mitch:Don't mess with us....we're from New York....

Duke:You ever talk to me like that again and I'll make your balls into earrings!

 

City Slickers II

[Chris]

"Back to where you came from you anal dwelling butt monkey."

 

Bruce Almighty

[metaltrekman]

"Make it so!"

– Picard's common utterance to crew to execute an order; various episodes & movies

[RichieZ]

"Do you know what she did? Your c*nting daughter"

 

from The Exorcist

[Nick C]

"SCRAWWWWWWW!" - Mothra from various Godzilla films

[Wotty]

There's only one :: Dirty Harry.

 

I know what you're thinking "did he fire 6 shots or only 5" etc etc..

[& then]

"You get in my way and I'll pulverize you!"

 

Chris Walken in Biloxi Blues

[Fat Freddy]

"You bring de bitches back in 45 minutes, or Milt, he rip your balls off."

-- Bachelor Party

[eaglesfan3000]

Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.

 

The Burbs

[heaven&hell]

Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.

 

The Burbs

 

 

 

I love that movie.