Great Movie Quotes

[Chris]

Teacher: Are you in my class?

 

Spicoli: I am today...

 

"Fast Times At Ridgemont High"

[Geoff]

I'm going to get really obscure on y'all now, but any of you guys remember Arnold Schwarzenegger? I know, I know. I'm being vague as hell, but he used to star in all these action movies, and quite often he'd drop the quote, 'Ill be back'. Oh man, cracked me up every time. Awesome.

[eaglesfan3000]

Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you fucking spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!

 

Get Shorty, that ones got tons of one liners.

[Chris]

I'm going to get really obscure on y'all now, but any of you guys remember Arnold Schwarzenegger? I know, I know. I'm being vague as hell, but he used to star in all these action movies, and quite often he'd drop the quote, 'Ill be back'. Oh man, cracked me up every time. Awesome.

I always liked when he would use it in his other movies like Kindergarten Cop or Twins. That cracked me up every time.

[eaglesfan3000]

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

 

Goodfellas

[Fat Freddy]

From "Young Frankenstein," in honor of Peter Boyle (who played the Monster), who passed away today...

 

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: HE'S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN! IT'S ROTTEN, I TELL YA! ROTTEN!

The Monster: RAAAAAAAA!

Igor: Ixnay on the ottenray.

[heaven&hell]

Ask me about my Weiner.

 

 

'Accepted'

[& then]

From "Young Frankenstein," in honor of Peter Boyle (who played the Monster), who passed away today...

 

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: HE'S GOT A ROTTEN BRAIN! IT'S ROTTEN, I TELL YA! ROTTEN!

The Monster: RAAAAAAAA!

Igor: Ixnay on the ottenray.

 

and to further that thought......

 

Dr. Frankenstein: Whose brain did you take?

Igor: You will get angry....

Dr. Frankenstein: I will not get angry.

Igor: Abby something....

Dr. Frankenstein: Abby something?

Igor: Abby Normal?!

 

R.I.P. Peter Boyle! Thanks for the cool, funny & unique characters!

[& then]

in lieu of the holidayz.......

 

Clark Griswold: All our holidayz were such a mess......how did you get through it?

Clarks Dad: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels!

[Chris]

in lieu of the holidayz.......

 

Clark Griswold: All our holidayz were such a mess......how did you get through it?

Clarks Dad: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels!

Clark: You have been enrolled in the jelly of the month club.

Eddie: It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round.

[& then]

in lieu of the holidayz.......

 

Clark Griswold: All our holidayz were such a mess......how did you get through it?

Clarks Dad: I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels!

Clark: You have been enrolled in the jelly of the month club.

Eddie: It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round.

 

Clark: That it is Edward!

[eaglesfan3000]

I was watching The Money Pit last night...I love this quote.

 

Mozart? Mozart is dead, his problems are over, help MEEE...

[heaven&hell]

"Nobody Makes me Bleed my own Blood"- Dodgeball

 

 

"I've had better runs in my shorts"- Dodgeball

[Nick C]

"You're gonna look pretty stupid eating corn on the cob with no f*ck*n teeth" ....Blues Brothers

[Faust]

«Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.»

[aMetalhead1966]

Oh Shit I shot Marvin in the face- Pulp Fiction

[& then]

:::dusts off this somewhat unused thread:::

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together....have a few laughs" - John McClane - Diehard (this movie is full of cool/great quotes)

[Chris]

"I seemed to have dropped my cigarette. May I have another?"

 

Joe Hallenbeck, Last Boy Scout

[eaglesfan3000]

Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.

 

Happy Gilmore

[aMetalhead1966]

That Man Is a Brownie Hound...(John Bender, The Breakfast Club)

[Fat Freddy]

A couple of goodies from the James Bond flick "Die Another Day," which I watched over the weekend.

 

Graves: Look. Parachutes for both of us.

[throws one out the window]

Graves: Whoops. Not anymore. Ya see Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.

[James pulls Graves' parachute cord, he gets sucked out of the plane to his death]

James Bond: Time to face gravity.

 

 

Zao: Who sent you?

Jinx: Yo' mama. And she told me to tell you she's really disappointed in you.

 

Jinx: Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.

James Bond: See? It's a perfect fit.

Jinx: Uh-hm. Leave it in.

James Bond: It's gotta come out sooner or later.

Jinx: No, leave it in, please. Few more minutes?

James Bond: We really have to get these back.

Jinx: Still the good guys, huh?

James Bond: I'm still not quite sure how good you are.

Jinx: I am so good.

James Bond: Especially when you're bad.

[Chris]

"Everybody remember where we parked"

 

Capt. Kirk- Star Trek IV- The Voyage Home

[Fat Freddy]

From the MOST HORRIFYING movie EVER made...

 

Johnny: So, whassup fellas?

Nick: Just doing a little a batting practice on your bike.

Johnny: It's not mine. It's Sir D.'s

Nick: Who is Sir D.

Johnny: He's my homeboy.

Nick: Yea? WELL HOMEBOY THIS!

 

[eaglesfan3000]

From the MOST HORRIFYING movie EVER made...

 

Johnny: So, whassup fellas?

Nick: Just doing a little a batting practice on your bike.

Johnny: It's not mine. It's Sir D.'s

Nick: Who is Sir D.

Johnny: He's my homeboy.

Nick: Yea? WELL HOMEBOY THIS!

 

 

He looks a bad version of Val Kilmer as "Ice Man".

[rob62972]

"I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!" - Stiffler