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Whip.....you were reading my mind!!! Haha...

 

Now you'll be inundated with Breakfast Club...Sixteen Candles...Uncle Buck....Weird Science...and Better Off Dead Quotes....

 

 

 

"Now looky here.....someone throwin' away a perfectly good white boy...."

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Hang on just a minute....this is pure snow!!! Do you realize the street value of this mountain??? <Sniff> <sniff> OUTRAGEOUS! I can't feel my right arm! I must've frozen the left side of my brain!

 

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If I were half the man I was five years ago- I'd take a flame-thrower to this place! (Al Pacino- Scent Of A Woman)

 

Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. (Charlie Sheen- Hot Shots)

 

Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-optictical pupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me! (Hot Shots)

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Kaboom! (shotgun goes off). The dishes are done maan! (Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead)

 

We are the knights who say NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Monty Python: Search For The Holy Grail)

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Hey man...don't be stickin' no bananna in my tailpipe! (Eddie Murphy- Beverly Hills Cop)

 

Crime is a disease. Meet the cure. (Stallone- Cobra)

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Isn't it "I'm Your Huckleberry?" Seemed like it was. ...Tim

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Isn't it "I'm Your Huckleberry?" Seemed like it was. ...Tim

Why Wyatt(Tim)...I do believe you're right! :lol:

 

 

 

The law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You hear?! Hell's coming with me!

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It's those little jelly donuts callin' me in the middle of the night "Hollywooood, Hollywooood..come get me Hollywood." (Mannequin)

 

Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No. Thank you.

Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No, thank you very much.

Frau Blücher: Ovaltine?

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Nothing. Thank you. I'm a little tired.

Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight.

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Goodnight, Frau Blucher (horse whinnies) (Young Frankenstein)

 

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: And you won't be angry?

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby Normal.

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA? (Starts strangling Igor) (Young Frankenstein)

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Jaybird, what was that first one from? I remember that quite well. ...Tim

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Yeah, that's where I thought it was from. I agree Cap., many Clint Eastwood/ James Bond ones I could go with. Had an Eastwood quote for my signature not too long ago. ;) ...Tim

 

Responsibility is a heavy responsibility, man.

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Policeman: "What's in the car?"

Turkish: "Seats and a steering wheel."

 

Snatch

 

Tia's Boyfriend:"Ever hear of a tune-up?" [Giggling]

Buck:[Giggling] "You ever hear of a ritual killing?" [Giggling]

 

Uncle Buck

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I'll be yer Huckleberry........ (Tombstone)

 

GREAT freakin' movie! :banger:

You're SO right. One of my all-time favorite movies!

 

And "I'm your huckleberry" is one of the greatest lines ever, as is the Doc Holliday character as played by Val Kilmer. Just a gem of a movie. Should be required viewing for EVERYONE!

 

"What do you say darling, should I hate him?"

 

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" 'At's Latin darlin'. Evidently, Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him."

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"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you,..... you can come over to my house and fu*k my sister...." (Full Metal Jacket)

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"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarassing moment in your life."

 

(The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane)

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"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you,..... you can come over to my house and fu*k my sister...." (Full Metal Jacket)

The entire boot camp part of that film is awesome with tons of one liners. I never get tired of seeing that drill sergeant go to town on everyone. My dad was in the Marines from '63-'65 and said there was one sergeant who could have been that guy, but all the rest were pretty decent.

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