Great Movie Quotes

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"When I met Mary, I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her."

 

(Dumb and Dumber)

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"She's gone from suck to blow!"

 

(Spaceballs)

[whiplash1972]

Joey....have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

(Airplane)

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"OW, my left nut!"

 

(Strange Brew)

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"Bob broke your beer!"

 

(Strange Brew)

[Christine]

OK, ya'll HAVE to know this one... Sick girl that I am, it's my favorite movie.

 

"You silly English ka-nigits!"

 

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry!"

 

"We demand... a shrubbery!"

 

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot... it's a silly place."

[Bubbasmama]

"I love you.......you love me.....we're a happy family....with a great big huuuuuug"

 

 

Oh..........guess Barney wouldn't really count here, eh???

 

 

I'm REALLY glad y'all are putting the movies you're quoting.......'cuz I haven't a clue on the majority of these quotes!!!

[Bobbi Flekman]

Chefs do that!

[JLPRocks]

Christine!!

 

Hell yeah, I know that one!! One of MY favorite movies, as well........

 

"Bring out your dead........!" "Bring out your dead........!"

[whiplash1972]

"I'll be takin' these Huggies, and, uh...., whatever cash you got"

 

From one of my faves...Raising Arizona!

[JLPRocks]

"Don't fuck with the wongs.........." from The Wanderers

 

"Mutha trucka, mutha fucka....mutha chuck a spear up yo ass!!!" from The Wanderers

 

"RIFFS.............yeah, RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" from the Warriors

[Christine]

Christine!!

 

Hell yeah, I know that one!! One of MY favorite movies, as well........

 

"Bring out your dead........!" "Bring out your dead........!"

"But I'm not dead yet!"

[Gringo]

".....like dickless here."

 

"Is this true?"

 

"Yes Mayor, this man has no dick."

 

Ghostbusters

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"You're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie."

 

(The Breakfast Club)

 

Not so great now, but back when I was in school, this was THE quote!

[jaybird]

" It's 106 miles to chicago.We got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

 

 

"Hit it"

whiplash is correct.

The absolute best musical,comedy,car chase film ever made.

[jaybird]

"Oh piss boy... piss boy, wait for the shake."

 

 

 

history of the world part 1

[Gringo]

"Have either of you been convicted of a felony?"

 

"Convicted? No, never convicted.

 

"Are either of you homosexual?"

 

"You mean like flaming or what?"

 

"It's just a question I have to ask."

 

"No, we're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn!"

 

 

Stripes

[jaybird]

"roads? where we're going we don't need roads."

 

 

 

Back to the future

[jaybird]

I think you're all fucked in the head.

We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun!

I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun!

We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles!

You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes!

I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose!

Praise Marty Moose!

 

 

 

 

vacation

[jaybird]

What was that we just went through?

Hsaw Aknow.

Is that Japanese?

No, that's Wonka Wash spelled backwards

 

 

We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.

 

 

It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

 

 

 

Is it raining? Is it snowing?

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing,

So the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes, the danger must be growing,

For the rowers keep on rowing,

And they're certainly not showing,

Any signs that they are slowing!

 

 

 

willy wonka

 

 

MJ said I was the quiet one

well...we now we know what clutters this mind o mine.

[Bubbasmama]

MJ  said I was the quiet one   

well...we now we know what clutters this mind o mine.

Too cute!!!!

[Scandinavia]

"It seems to have...How shall I say it?...Too many notes!!! Splendid...Exactly put!"

 

- AMADEUS

[Scandinavia]

"....This one goes to 11"

 

- Spinal Tap

[Scandinavia]

"They're Heeeeereee" :freak:

 

- Poltergeist

[Bubbasmama]

"They're Heeeeereee" :freak:

 

- Poltergeist

OHHHHHHHH YIKES!!!!! I still get chills on that one!!!