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If it was filled with popcorn instead of nonsense would you eat it and pretend it was a movie and ask the girl next to you if she'd mind "draining the snake"?

 

You are not allowed to bring snakes into a movie theatre.

 

True, but once they "inspected me" they understood it could not be avoided and I have been granted a life-long pass into cinemas. I have to wear a special badge on my chest which says I have a condition where I carry a "garden hose" (instead of snake... so it's not dangerous when kids want to touch me) with me wherever I go.

 

 

 

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Pickles in a jar with that green mould on them when they get old.

 

Isn't that just the pickle itself? Tastes like it.

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Pickles in a jar with that green mould on them when they get old.

 

Isn't that just the pickle itself? Tastes like it.

 

No I mean oniony pickles not the gherkin/dill pickles...or even a cute dog called pickles.

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Pickles in a jar with that green mould on them when they get old.

 

Isn't that just the pickle itself? Tastes like it.

 

No I mean oniony pickles not the gherkin/dill pickles...or even a cute dog called pickles.

 

I don't think I'm pickling up what your puttin' down.

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Befuddled? You will be - just talk to Nick C a king amongst buffoons.

 

Vital Stats:-

 

Profile - Bumpy

Outlook - Dark and stormy

Wind speed - There's them beans again

Talents - Character asassination

Latent Talents - A cat meowing on a wet matress

Foot size - Jubilee

Favourite animal - electric fan

Wishes he was - a narrow plank of wood

Darkened rooms - many

Pickles - Green n Mouldy

Phobias - Cartoon moths

Idea of fun - Festering

Allergies - Freshly Groundhog coffee.

Area of dispersion - Greenland and beyond

China - Bone

Special Summer Treat - Nutmeg Candelabra

 

Blip blap blop !

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:lol: That's so odd. I always wanted to be a narrow plank of wood too. Muggerwump in the house.

 

'Captain!' cried Jimmy Northright. 'My elbow is in the window.' Not long afterwards the shaft raised to the west of Anthony's bare buttock cheeks. The toad wasn't in time so the rainbow faded and revealed a camera, taking photos of all the grommets on the shorebreak. "We were meant to live for so much more!" yelled the foot, switched at birth and swapped for broken lettuce leaves, accordingly discarded in the waste paper basket of life's novice achievements and used blankets.

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Chicken soup is good for the soul.

 

But it's not that great for the chicken :P

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Is it as wrong as feeding an omelet TO a chicken?

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I guess I'd better re-think my chicken feeding options then.

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Well, the Einstein equations are sort of

the Mount Everest of theoretical physics,

and - you know - we want to get to the

top; we want to be able to make

Einstein's equations routine to solve.

We would like to have undergraduates

be able to solve Einstein's equations

routinely. Might as well have grade school

kids doing it because - you know - the

physics is intuiative. Grade school kids

know about black holes and they might

want to know 'Well, gosh, what happens if

I drop a black hole on a black hole?'

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