Pointless Nonsense

[Blue Charvel]

Watching Midget Porn kills brain cells, it's a proven fact.

 

If "midget porn" is a legitimate genre, does that mean there's "tall porn" as well?

 

I think just "wide porn" for the chubby chasers out there. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[Fat Freddy]

Watching Midget Porn kills brain cells, it's a proven fact.

 

If "midget porn" is a legitimate genre, does that mean there's "tall porn" as well?

 

I think just "wide porn" for the chubby chasers out there. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

Damn. I was hoping that being six-foot-six and all, that I could be on my way to a lucrative new career... dang

[Blue Charvel]

Watching Midget Porn kills brain cells, it's a proven fact.

 

If "midget porn" is a legitimate genre, does that mean there's "tall porn" as well?

 

I think just "wide porn" for the chubby chasers out there. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

Damn. I was hoping that being six-foot-six and all, that I could be on my way to a lucrative new career... dang

 

Buck Naked, at your service.

[Fat Freddy]

I always thought "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute" had a nice ring to it

[Blue Charvel]

I always thought "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute" had a nice ring to it

 

It beats Deuce Bigalow...

[Geoff]

'Geoff: You''ll never want sex again once I've left your cleft'

 

That was my calling card in the industry... meaning that it'd never be as good again as what the special lady had just shared with me. Not because I'd turned her off sex with men for the rest of her life. You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

[Blue Charvel]

'Geoff: You''ll never want sex again once I've left your cleft'

 

That was my calling card in the industry... meaning that it'd never be as good again as what the special lady had just shared with me. Not because I'd turned her off sex with men for the rest of her life. You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

 

I cannot pick it up, it is far too heavy my brother.

[heaven&hell]

It's the end of the world as we know it.....and I feel fine.

[Geoff]

'Geoff: You''ll never want sex again once I've left your cleft'

 

That was my calling card in the industry... meaning that it'd never be as good again as what the special lady had just shared with me. Not because I'd turned her off sex with men for the rest of her life. You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

 

I cannot pick it up, it is far too heavy my brother.

 

It's easier to pick it up if you un-coil it. At least, parts of it are easier to pick up.

[JustJason]

The purple feathered waitress named Tom asked me to admit sudden morning wood. I sited the example of sour cream vs. large manatees, as an issue of whether or not to dial the speakeasy's bedpost. There was a moment of golden peach when the striped baseball went hidee ho. To summarize, never display your baboon on the roof of the lost highway on days ending in time.

[Geoff]

The web has passed charlotte on the highway and Martha agrees with Angus. Finally the mice will have a puddle to swim in again. Thanks to what Jason just shared with us.

[Nick C]

I watched Star Trek last night...but I didn't see Spocks Beard

[Geoff]

My puppy wants to sleep, I do too. 'Bout time I do. F*ck she's cute. Simple, to see why the elves want her. We'll meet, elves, we'll meet. We'll definately meet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm serious, we'll meet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A meeting, that's us.

[Nick C]

Didn't those little b*st*rds give us hassle around this time last year?

[eaglesfan3000]

Watching Midget Porn kills brain cells, it's a proven fact.

 

If "midget porn" is a legitimate genre, does that mean there's "tall porn" as well?

 

I think just "wide porn" for the chubby chasers out there. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

Damn. I was hoping that being six-foot-six and all, that I could be on my way to a lucrative new career... dang

 

Buck Naked, at your service.

 

I seen my first midget porn flick a couple of months ago...very disturbing. Try watching amputy porn.

[Nick C]

Midget porn on a small TV looks normal!

[heaven&hell]

F#@k the Police!!!!!!

[Fat Freddy]

F#@k the Police!!!!!!

 

You been listening to Body Count's "Cop Killer" today, Wes?

[heaven&hell]

F#@k the Police!!!!!!

 

You been listening to Body Count's "Cop Killer" today, Wes?

 

 

 

It's off of N.W.A.'s 'Straight outta Compton' album, and I wasn't listening to it, just thinking about it for some strange reason.

[Nick C]

Ocean critters...the sea's full of 'em

[heaven&hell]

Ocean critters...the sea's full of 'em

 

 

that's why I don't swim in the ocean.

[Geoff]

I swim in the ocean and I let it enjulf me. It feels like a big wet, cold cuddle.

[heaven&hell]

my blood is cold and my heart is black.

[Nick C]

my blood is cold and my heart is black.

 

Then you are Cliff Richard!!!!

[Geoff]

I saw Cliff Richard eating a snake on the weekend because it bit someone instead of letting him do it.