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I flew in on a pelican just to say the lemons are terribly tired this morning. I have informed the toucan his services will no longer be needed. It's time to melt the free calendar.

 

Once again, JJ ups the surrealism bar for us all. Well done, sir.

 

It's secret code to the hackers of the world to unite.

 

 

HACK THE WORLD!!!!!!

 

Or maybe not. Dammit, I told everyone last time too.

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I flew in on a pelican just to say the lemons are terribly tired this morning. I have informed the toucan his services will no longer be needed. It's time to melt the free calendar.

 

Once again, JJ ups the surrealism bar for us all. Well done, sir.

 

It's secret code to the hackers of the world to unite.

 

 

HACK THE WORLD!!!!!!

 

Or maybe not. Dammit, I told everyone last time too.

 

 

 

Crash Overide is that you? Cereal Killer? Acid Burn?

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I flew in on a pelican just to say the lemons are terribly tired this morning. I have informed the toucan his services will no longer be needed. It's time to melt the free calendar.

 

Once again, JJ ups the surrealism bar for us all. Well done, sir.

 

It's secret code to the hackers of the world to unite.

 

 

HACK THE WORLD!!!!!!

 

Or maybe not. Dammit, I told everyone last time too.

 

 

 

Crash Overide is that you? Cereal Killer? Acid Burn?

 

 

 

Ummmmmmm......no. Why do you ask?

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There is a Little Ceasars Pizza Truck in front of my office.

 

If the pizza is for you, make sure there are no onions on it. Taco Bell and Little Caesars are owned by the same company and those onions seem to be the cause of the E-Coli outbreak that happened last week!

 

DON'T EAT THE ONIONS! :yikes:

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There is a Little Ceasars Pizza Truck in front of my office.

 

If the pizza is for you, make sure there are no onions on it. Taco Bell and Little Caesars are owned by the same company and those onions seem to be the cause of the E-Coli outbreak that happened last week!

 

DON'T EAT THE ONIONS! :yikes:

 

They were just saying yesterday that now it appears that the onions were not to blame and they're not sure what it was. However Taco Bell is still keeping scallions off the menu. :blink:

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Last I heard they'd crossed the scallions off the "suspect" list but were still looking into "regular" white onions.

 

Doesn't matter to me either way, I hate onions no matter what color they are and avoid them whenever possible...

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There is a Little Ceasars Pizza Truck in front of my office.

 

If the pizza is for you, make sure there are no onions on it. Taco Bell and Little Caesars are owned by the same company and those onions seem to be the cause of the E-Coli outbreak that happened last week!

 

DON'T EAT THE ONIONS! :yikes:

 

I thought Pepsico owned Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC. Not Dominos.

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I thought Pepsico owned Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC. Not Dominos.

 

?? Maybe .. it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong today... :blink:

 

Although I think Pepsico doesn't own any of'em anymore...they sold'em off to a company called "Munch Inc." or something like that, some time ago...

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Last I heard they'd crossed the scallions off the "suspect" list but were still looking into "regular" white onions.

 

Doesn't matter to me either way, I hate onions no matter what color they are and avoid them whenever possible...

 

You sir, are no friend to e-Coli! :angry:

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I love E-Coli. :banana:

 

 

I eat it with a spoon for breakfast every morning.

 

I'm glad I dont' have to do your laundry... <_<

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I love E-Coli. :banana:

 

 

I eat it with a spoon for breakfast every morning.

 

I'm glad I dont' have to do your laundry... <_<

 

 

Me too. My Wife does the laundry, I do the dishes.

 

 

Is Taco Bell and Little Ceasers really owned by the same company?

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I thought they were, but then again this morning I thought Flotsam & Jetsam's NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE came out in 1986. I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore...

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A taco shell with a burrito hanging from it would look like a mouth smoking a cigarette. I'd put shredded cheese on the taco to make it look like a moustache. Then I'd point and laugh. I do crazy stuff like that.

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I thought they were, but then again this morning I thought Flotsam & Jetsam's NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE came out in 1986. I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore...

 

 

This is all an illusion. ;)

 

My brain hurts.

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I thought they were, but then again this morning I thought Flotsam & Jetsam's NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE came out in 1986. I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore...

 

 

This is all an illusion. ;)

 

My brain hurts.

 

 

Ditto.

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I thought they were, but then again this morning I thought Flotsam & Jetsam's NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE came out in 1986. I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore...

 

 

This is all an illusion. ;)

 

My brain hurts.

 

 

Ditto.

 

If I had one, mine would hurt fer sure.

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My brain is beautiful and protected by my over-protective skull. He has no problems up there... apart from the questionable images I send him.

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I thought they were, but then again this morning I thought Flotsam & Jetsam's NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE came out in 1986. I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore...

 

 

This is all an illusion. ;)

 

My brain hurts.

 

 

Ditto.

 

If I had one, mine would hurt fer sure.

 

 

Watching Midget Porn kills brain cells, it's a proven fact.

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I thought they were, but then again this morning I thought Flotsam & Jetsam's NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE came out in 1986. I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore...

 

 

This is all an illusion. ;)

 

My brain hurts.

 

 

Ditto.

 

If I had one, mine would hurt fer sure.

 

 

Watching Midget Porn kills brain cells, it's a proven fact.

 

That 'splains a lot Ricky... :blink:

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Watching Midget Porn kills brain cells, it's a proven fact.

 

If "midget porn" is a legitimate genre, does that mean there's "tall porn" as well?

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