Pointless Nonsense

[JustJason]

I bought black carpet and I'm picking it up tonight. It's only a rug, but will it act as a portal to space and will I be lost amongst the planets forever?

 

Not if you vacuum regularly.

 

 

See...SEE I told you all Pete was a master of space and time and vortices and cosmic stuff and whatnot!

 

Without naming names I will say that a certain British Sci-Fi series was almost called "Dr. Pete".

 

Come on, tell us man.

 

I'll give you a hint: It was NOT Blakes 7...

 

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?

[Fat Freddy]

I'm thinking "Pete Python's Flying Circus"

[Blue Charvel]

I'm thinking "Pete Python's Flying Circus"

 

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

[JustJason]

I'm thinking "Pete Python's Flying Circus"

 

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Red Dwarf?

[Blue Charvel]

I'm thinking "Pete Python's Flying Circus"

 

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Red Dwarf?

 

Ouch...

[Li§a]

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Too much extra space huh? Were those lil Walkman TV's invented yet?

[JustJason]

I'm thinking "Pete Python's Flying Circus"

 

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Red Dwarf?

 

Ouch...

 

I sorry

[Blue Charvel]

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Too much extra space huh? Were those lil Walkman TV's invented yet?

 

Yes that's exactly it...

 

I'm thinking "Pete Python's Flying Circus"

 

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Red Dwarf?

 

Ouch...

 

I sorry

 

No I meant "Ouch, it's impossible for me to find pants with enough space for my meat package".

 

[JustJason]

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Too much extra space huh? Were those lil Walkman TV's invented yet?

 

Yes that's exactly it...

 

I'm thinking "Pete Python's Flying Circus"

 

Close, but keep in mind that there was no widescreen back then, so Pete's Python would not have fit on the screen.

 

Red Dwarf?

 

Ouch...

 

I sorry

 

No I meant "Ouch, it's impossible for me to find pants with enough space for my meat package".

 

 

 

::::Note to self:::: Never eat the meat at Pete's place.

[Blue Charvel]

So where's Geoff and his magic carpet?

[JustJason]

So where's Geoff and his magic carpet?

 

It's the Weekend and he is having internet issues at home.

[Blue Charvel]

So where's Geoff and his magic carpet?

 

It's the Weekend and he is having internet issues at home.

 

That is very sad, I hope he has norks and drinks available.

[heaven&hell]

So where's Geoff and his magic carpet?

 

It's the Weekend and he is having internet issues at home.

 

That is very sad, I hope he has norks and drinks available.

 

 

I thought Geoff was going on that Brokeback Mountain trip this weekend.

He said he had his horse ready and everything. Are you guys not joining him now?

[Geoff]

Yeah guys, where were y'all? I brought the rug along too so we'd all be comfortable in the wild and Pete wouldn't get those nasty grass rashes again.

 

Apparently if my puppy doesn't somehow furiously eat her tail off it's going to get her. It honestly could not be cuter. She is seriously bouncing all over the room, off the lounges and cupboard... now she's eating the computer cables. Awesome.

[heaven&hell]

I miss Summer already.

[Nick C]

"Already Summer miss I " - Yoda

[Geoff]

I'm missing summer too. It's apparently happening, but you wouldn't pick it. It's nice enough... but the shittiest summer I've known, so far.

[heaven&hell]

my socks are white.

[Geoff]

My socks are black, like my heart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding guys. Had you, though, didn't I?

[heaven&hell]

My shirt is blue like the sky.

 

My sweat pants are grey like the world.

[Geoff]

My hair is brown, like a dog turd.

[Nick C]

Trees

Cheese

Honey Bees

Tiny Fleas

All Can Please

When down on your knees

[Geoff]

Trees

Cheese

Honey Bees

Tiny Fleas

All Can Please

When down on your knees

 

That was so beautiful I wanted to moan.

 

 

Alligator

Masturbator

Perpetrator

Penetrator

All can make you sore

When you greedily want some more

[JustJason]

I flew in on a pelican just to say the lemons are terribly tired this morning. I have informed the toucan his services will no longer be needed. It's time to melt the free calendar.

[Fat Freddy]

I flew in on a pelican just to say the lemons are terribly tired this morning. I have informed the toucan his services will no longer be needed. It's time to melt the free calendar.

 

Once again, JJ ups the surrealism bar for us all. Well done, sir.