Pointless Nonsense

[Chris]

Let me fill it. With juice. And water. And steel magnolias.

Shouldn't Julia Roberts put those steel magnolias in that concoction for you....??

[heaven&hell]

Should I drink a beer or a glass of wine?

[Geoff]

I hope that was a trick question, Wes. Please don't ever tell me you chose wine over beer. It would shatter my fragile mindset.

[heaven&hell]

I hope that was a trick question, Wes. Please don't ever tell me you chose wine over beer. It would shatter my fragile mindset.

 

 

I drink wine all the time.

We have about 25 bottles in the house right now.

I prefer beer for the most part but some days I only drink wine.

 

 

I hope this doesn't shatter your mindset.

[JustJason]

Is nonsense actually pointless? Doesn't it serve a purpose? If you prick me, do I not bleed? Where's the butter?

[Geoff]

Is nonsense actually pointless? Doesn't it serve a purpose? If you prick me, do I not bleed? Where's the butter?

 

Brilliance in motion.

 

Is nonsense actually pointless? No. It is very sharp.

Doesn't it serve a purpose? It's purpose is to be nonsensical.

If you prick me, do I not bleed? Yes, sadly, like you, I and Agatha Christie, you do. Only Eric Brittingham does not bleed.

Where's the butter? Close to my manhood. Preparation time is near.

 

I hope that was a trick question, Wes. Please don't ever tell me you chose wine over beer. It would shatter my fragile mindset.

 

 

I drink wine all the time.

We have about 25 bottles in the house right now.

I prefer beer for the most part but some days I only drink wine.

 

 

I hope this doesn't shatter your mindset.

 

Yeah, I have wine every now and then with dinner. If I had to choose, though, I'd have to go beer every time. It makes me feel like if I grew a beard it would suit me, and not look unsexual.

[Fat Freddy]

Beer, wine, it's all good... if you drink enough of either one, you get to the same destination (Drunkville!)

[heaven&hell]

Drunkville?

 

What state is that in again?

I couldn't find it on a map.

[Fat Freddy]

Drunkville is in the State of Inebriation.

 

Nah, seriously, every state has a Drunkville. Some have several.

[Nick C]

Great place...I was there yesterday

[Blue Charvel]

I used to go a lot more, but the fuel costs were taking their toll.

[Li§a]

I'm in Boredville today.... maybe a road trip to Drunkville is in order?

[Blue Charvel]

Give it a go, just remember it borders Painville.

[Li§a]

Naahhh.. I have a route that detours Painville. But I have a better plan... I'm going to Lunchville

[heaven&hell]

Naahhh.. I have a route that detours Painville. But I have a better plan... I'm going to Lunchville

 

 

 

I've already been to Lunchville today. I saw a pizza there and I ate it.

[Geoff]

I'm in Hellville. I've seen better sceneries in a toilet bowl. Especially when they flush, and that awesome wave comes and sweeps all the mess away. Poetry in motion.

[heaven&hell]

The sky is black outside.

 

The end of the world is upon us..............

[Geoff]

Wow, sorry to hear that, Wes. It's pretty blue here. It looks like us Aussies will be spared. See you around?

[heaven&hell]

Wow, sorry to hear that, Wes. It's pretty blue here. It looks like us Aussies will be spared. See you around?

 

 

 

Death came swift as I am now typing this from the afterlife.

Wow Jim Morrison's up here and Jimi Hendrix too, and there's Eric Carr.

 

Dude I gotta go it looks like Randy Rhoads wants to jam.

[JustJason]

Wow, sorry to hear that, Wes. It's pretty blue here. It looks like us Aussies will be spared. See you around?

 

 

 

Death came swift as I am now typing this from the afterlife.

Wow Jim Morrison's up here and Jimi Hendrix too, and there's Eric Carr.

 

Dude I gotta go it looks like Randy Rhoads wants to jam.

 

Tell my great grandpa I said hi.

[Geoff]

Tell the ants that stood before my tires this morning I'm sorry.

[heaven&hell]

Tell the ants that stood before my tires this morning I'm sorry.

 

 

Don't worry it was all part of God's plan.

[Fat Freddy]

Tell the ants that stood before my tires this morning I'm sorry.

 

 

Don't worry it was all part of God's plan.

 

Don't you mean Eric Brittingham's plan?

[heaven&hell]

Tell the ants that stood before my tires this morning I'm sorry.

 

 

Don't worry it was all part of God's plan.

 

Don't you mean Eric Brittingham's plan?

 

 

Is it not the same thing?

[Chris]

Tell the ants that stood before my tires this morning I'm sorry.

 

 

Don't worry it was all part of God's plan.

 

Don't you mean Eric Brittingham's plan?

 

 

Is it not the same thing?

I believe it is... Eric is truly Nobody's Fool...