SPAM!

[Fat Freddy]

Dude! Some guy claimed that I died in a car accident and tried to claim MY money? Let me at the sonofabitch!

 

Attention: Beneficiary.

TRANSFER OF US$40,800,000.00 TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification

from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him

the right to claim your funds.

He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we

cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days.

Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds

without anymore stress, and without any further delays. All we need to confirm now is your

been DEAD Or still Alive.Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just

can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not.

But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN

PERFECT PEACE" YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.

Your Faitfully,

abdulsaram1@att.net

 

I'm so glad they decided to "writhe" to me to find out if I was really dead.

 

...though I must admit, I'm tempted to respond to this one and say "Unfortunately, Mr. Shapiro is correct. I died a week ago and am sending you this e-mail from beyond the grave. Thanks anyway."

How about this..."Alas, both myself and Mr. Shapiro died in a car accident. Whoever is contacting you pretending to be Mr. Shapiro is a fraud! Please disregard anything by the man claiming to be Mr. Shapiro."

 

I got another copy of this same e-mail today, so I figured it was fate. I could no longer resist, I responded with the following:

 

"Dear Whoever You Are:

Unfortunately, it's true. I died in a car accident three weeks ago. I am now a zombie who's writing this e-mail to you from beyond the grave. WOOOOOOO SPOOKY!!!!

 

Please note that Mr. Shapiro died in the same car accident in which I expired, so whoever is coming to your office claiming to be Mr. Shapiro is not the real Mr. Shapiro, so don't give him the money either!

 

P.S. I hope you choke."

 

Thanx Rick for coming up with that extra punch line for me!

[Evil Rick]

Dude! Some guy claimed that I died in a car accident and tried to claim MY money? Let me at the sonofabitch!

 

Attention: Beneficiary.

TRANSFER OF US$40,800,000.00 TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification

from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him

the right to claim your funds.

He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we

cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days.

Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds

without anymore stress, and without any further delays. All we need to confirm now is your

been DEAD Or still Alive.Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just

can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not.

But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN

PERFECT PEACE" YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.

Your Faitfully,

abdulsaram1@att.net

 

I'm so glad they decided to "writhe" to me to find out if I was really dead.

 

...though I must admit, I'm tempted to respond to this one and say "Unfortunately, Mr. Shapiro is correct. I died a week ago and am sending you this e-mail from beyond the grave. Thanks anyway."

How about this..."Alas, both myself and Mr. Shapiro died in a car accident. Whoever is contacting you pretending to be Mr. Shapiro is a fraud! Please disregard anything by the man claiming to be Mr. Shapiro."

 

I got another copy of this same e-mail today, so I figured it was fate. I could no longer resist, I responded with the following:

 

"Dear Whoever You Are:

Unfortunately, it's true. I died in a car accident three weeks ago. I am now a zombie who's writing this e-mail to you from beyond the grave. WOOOOOOO SPOOKY!!!!

 

Please note that Mr. Shapiro died in the same car accident in which I expired, so whoever is coming to your office claiming to be Mr. Shapiro is not the real Mr. Shapiro, so don't give him the money either!

 

P.S. I hope you choke."

 

Thanx Rick for coming up with that extra punch line for me!

Nice!

[Fat Freddy]

Nice!

 

I doubt I'll get a response but in the unlikely event that I do, I'll be sure to post it!

 

Right now I bet Abdul is reading that and saying, "Wow, what an a**hole."

[Evil Rick]

Nice!

 

I doubt I'll get a response but in the unlikely event that I do, I'll be sure to post it!

 

Right now I bet Abdul is reading that and saying, "Wow, what an a**hole."

I've thought about responding to some of those but I don't have the guts to do it. I'm afraid if I do some russian mob or nigerian hit squad will hunt me down.

[Fat Freddy]

Holy crap, the guy actually wrote back to my "yes, it's true, I died" e-mail!!!

 

Dear Sir,

 

This fund in question is a result of compensation fund to all foreign

contractors whom have been scammed before, and I must you are very

lucky for your name to be included.

 

After going through your mail, be inform that we have withdraw all the

dealing we have with MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO who was claiming to be your

representative here in my office over your contract inheritance fund.

 

Note he has been arrested which his to face the consequences of whom

most of them are presently under the police custody and will face

prosecution under section 35 A sub section 1-2-4 of the criminal code

of Malaysia, pending on when we finish with our investigation and have

your fund release to you as the said benefactor.

 

To further the transactions, you are to produce the below

requestedinformation as soon as possible.

 

INFORMATION'S REQUESTED

 

1. Full name:

2. Contact address:

3. Telephone / Fax number:

4. Nationality:

5. Occupation:

6. Marital status:?

7. Copy of your drivers license or international passport for onward

verification.?

 

This is to confirm the authenticity of your claim!!

 

On receipt of the information, you shall be educated on the process

mastered to facilitate this transaction in the earliest.

 

Mr. Abdul Saram

Foreign Payment Department

Kuala Lumpur Malaysia

 

My response this time:

 

Wow. You must be really, INCREDIBLY stupid.

[Evil Rick]

Holy crap, the guy actually wrote back to my "yes, it's true, I died" e-mail!!!

 

Dear Sir,

 

This fund in question is a result of compensation fund to all foreign

contractors whom have been scammed before, and I must you are very

lucky for your name to be included.

 

After going through your mail, be inform that we have withdraw all the

dealing we have with MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO who was claiming to be your

representative here in my office over your contract inheritance fund.

 

Note he has been arrested which his to face the consequences of whom

most of them are presently under the police custody and will face

prosecution under section 35 A sub section 1-2-4 of the criminal code

of Malaysia, pending on when we finish with our investigation and have

your fund release to you as the said benefactor.

 

To further the transactions, you are to produce the below

requestedinformation as soon as possible.

 

INFORMATION'S REQUESTED

 

1. Full name:

2. Contact address:

3. Telephone / Fax number:

4. Nationality:

5. Occupation:

6. Marital status:?

7. Copy of your driver’s license or international passport for onward

verification.?

 

This is to confirm the authenticity of your claim!!

 

On receipt of the information, you shall be educated on the process

mastered to facilitate this transaction in the earliest.

 

Mr. Abdul Saram

Foreign Payment Department

Kuala Lumpur Malaysia

 

My response this time:

 

Wow. You must be really, INCREDIBLY stupid.

:rofl2:

[heavyharmonies]

Spammers deserve a nice toasty spot in hell.

 

Ever since I implemented the antispam measures here on the board, they're not getting through to y'all, but I'm still dealing with 5-15 posts per day as the morons try to get through.

 

Maybe this will save them some time:

DEAR DOUCHEBAG SPAMMER SCUMBAGS,

 

POSTS FROM NEW ACCOUNTS ARE AUTOMATICALLY MODERATED BY ME. YOUR IDIOTIC SPAM POSTS WILL NOT BE SEEN BY THE MEMBERSHIP, SO STOP WASTING YOUR AND MY TIME, FUCKERS.

 

P.S. HAVE A NICE DAY, YOU STUPID FUCKNUTS.

 

 

Grr.... damned twatwaffles.

[Fat Freddy]

How's your SPAM folder? Mine still runneth over with offers to split millions of dollars in unclaimed foreign bank accounts, or letters informing me that I've won millions in British pounds (?) in online lotteries sponsored by big companies like Coca-Cola, BMW and Toyota. They're always fun to read, of course, but nothing I haven't seen a zillion times already.... until I got this one today. The "Almost English" on this thing is off the f*cking charts. I honestly don't know WHAT it is they're trying to tell me. Is it a "business" proposal of some sort? Are they offering me a job? Did I win something? I don't know cuz I can't understand a f*ckin' word of it!!

 

Mind you, the subject line of this beauty is "Good Day From B.B.C. News" ... maybe it's just me, but I always thought they spoke English pretty fluently at the B.B.C., but this missive would seem to indicate otherwise

 

Enjoy!

 

Good Day From B.B.C News.

 

 

This massage might come to you, by surprise due to unexpected, but god bless you for been a one of the members to be, you are welcome, meanwhile is all just you good is our concern,

The meeting held on Monday 5, march 2012 been executives meeting the opulence says that this 2012 shall be well for all souls worldwide, the director general ho humanized and said that this 2012 a person who wants to publicise his or her business should report immediately for urgent financial manifestation, supported by Mr:Beorneil and miss: ariakan, this achievement are based on what ever you are in to as you specialising businesses, then you need it to be well popular and well advertised, this information hulks on to if you are interested of having you businesses on well knowing worldwide, you can join this opportunity for you to let world know how you are, and what you are in to,

 

You will only watch or witness it through you television world News (BBC) if you are interested to do, the only thing you have to do is for you to be careful and follow instructions given to you to avoid loosing you demands and unexpected embarrassment from the managements boards,

You can contact us by showing you interest,

 

This is where you businesses have to be well knowing such as,

(1)Television News

(2) Newspapers

(3) Yahoo internet news

(4) Radio news, etc.

Contact email: bbc.news.worldwide@voila.fr

…………………………………………………………………………………………………

Fill this application if you are interested on that,

(1)You Name……………….

(2)You occupations…………

(3) You age…………………

(4) You telephone No………

(5) You address ……………

 

Thank you so much, you are warmly welcome.

[Evil Rick]

Looks like I'm getting into the investment business...I'm gonna fill my clients portfolio full of strip clubs!

 

Dear Sir/Madam,

 

I want to invest in your country I plead your indulgence to advise and guide me on investment proccess and dividend in your country? My area of intrest is hotel,oil and real estate. If there is any help you can render to me that will be of great appreciation I am going to provide a total funds of u$25m (Twenty Five Million United States Dollars)Only, for this investment which will be under your care and custody has my business partner and representative.

 

I sincerely trust in your honesty and counsel on how to go about the investment plan, I await your response to enable us proceed further and if possible having one on one meeting before releasing funds to you based on your choice and advise.

 

John Furbert.

Business Investor.

[66 mustang]

man, I'm telling you that for the last month the Spam rollin' into my inbox has been massive. it is 10 a day easy.

[Evil Rick]

Just got an email form the FBI saying after much investigation they have determined I won some lottery...unfortunately they don't even know my name.

 

FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.

Federal Bureau of Investigation

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue

NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

 

 

REF: US/28028/8A28/11

 

ATTN: RECIPIENT

 

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD. from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

 

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local banks. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD. has been deposited with Bank Of America.

 

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Washington,DC. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

 

* Deposit Fee's (Fee’s paid to the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is Bank of America)

* Cashier's Check Conversion Fee (Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check)

 

The total amount for everything is $450.00 (Four Hundred and Fifty USD.) We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $450.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone except the legal owner (you), the winner; therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer.

 

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge (AGENT PAUL FREEMAN) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

 

CONTACT AGENT NAME: AGENT PAUL FREEMAN

E-MAIL ADDRESS: freemanagentpaul@yahoo.cn

 

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

 

FULL NAME:

ADDRESS:

CITY:

STATE:

ZIP CODE:

DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

 

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $450.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank of America, and also include the following Fund Reference Identification : EA2948-910.

 

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $450.00 ONLY to AGENT PAUL FREEMAN via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

 

Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Public Affairs Director - John Miller

 

NOTE: In order to ensure rapid response for the Fund won, contact AGENT PAUL FREEMAN as soon as possible providing the required information needed from you above.

[Fat Freddy]

A lady in my office just asked me if I knew how to open a ZIP file. I sez "Yeah, why?" and she sez that she got an e-mail that she "thinks is spam" but she's not sure. I sez "You want to open an attachment in an e-mail that MIGHT be spam? Are you nuts?"

 

So I go over to her desk and she shows me the e-mail... it's one of those classic broken-English scam mails pretending to be from United Parcel Service, saying "We were unable to deliver your package to its intended destination, please click here for more information." I sez "Have you sent a package recently by UPS?"... she sez "no." I sez "Well there ya go. Even if you DID, why would UPS have your e-mail address? If you open that sh*t, you can say goodbye to your hard drive."

 

...now that I think about it, it would've been more entertaining to let her open the attachment, just to hear her scream as her computer was filled with barnyard porno or whatever godawfulness was hidden inside.

 

Sheesh.

[Fat Freddy]

Got another bizarro-world, Almost-English mail today... after reading this one a couple of times, the only proper response I could think of was "Who the hell are you, and what the f**k are you talking about?"

 

U.S.CHEMICAL DEPARTMENT

Minerva House Third Floor

London, SE1 9DH

United Kingdom

 

Attention Please

 

We saw your file in our office you have paid some money and your work is

not yet completed; comply with us for your work to be complete.

Are You having A problem In Your Anti-breeze Defaced currency bank notes

we are here to inform you that there is a new technology and new

performance of chemical that can clean any deface currency within 15mins,

the BHD2 auto mercury super direct solution, it can clean any amount of

deface black money blue and green, we always surprise the world in terms

of solution we are No1, any of our customers who want us to finish his job

must follow the rules of the company so that we can properly finish the

job. The company has stop production of chemical for the past six months

now because of fake chemical producers and fake diplomat that is cheating

people in the name of solution that is why we stop production, so we are

telling all customers to be careful, we are still in search of most

solution pirates, that cause a lot of people pains in the world without

completing their job , so follow the right way and stop spending your

money to non-diplomats who go around with fake

(1)The company is responsible for any damage cause by our technician, the

technician are properly train to clean any money with our free solution,

our technician must been properly taking care of when he arrive in your

city to do your job,

(2) before the company can approve and send any of our customers the new

BHD2 mercury super Automatic direct solution , the said customer must

register with our agent in any of their cities, with the registration we

can identify that you are the one to deliver the solution to and if your

work is not done you have the right to contact the C E O, (Dr Collins

Duke)

(3) Each customer have to register with $700 immediately you finish paying

the registration to the company or our agent account in your country, we

will send our technician from hour company to meet you at your doorstep

within 24hours with 1,liter BHD2 Automatic direct solution to finish your

job.

(4) Any money paid by our customers to the company is refundable when your

work is not done, the company is responsible to pay any lost Amount paid

to our client if his or her job is not completed, according to the policy

of the company, the company is very ready to do your job as long our

Technician is in your country India, the company is entitle to 3% of any

money clean by our technician.

(5) the bonanza have just view weeks to be over, any customer who register

late will not be attend to, so all customers are require to register now

so that your work can be finish on time,

we here by inform our customers that the company has only ( 1 ) liter for

each customers who register before the bonanza expire by 19th of August

2012, so hurry up now and finish

Your cleaning before your black, or green, note dollars have expiring

date, because all black, green, note dollars are Anti Breeze currency, so

hurry and email us now we promise you a new

look, the company percentage must be given to our technician immediately

the job is complete.

 

I WILL LIKE YOU TO ACCEPT THIS MAIL WITH GOOD FAITH .

Thanks for your co-operation, with the USA chemical

Company,

 

Contact Email: chemical.departments@yahoo.in

Dr. Collins Duke

+447010051644

 

We supply all materials used in treating and cleaning of any type of

defaced currency, Pounds, C FA France, Euros dollars. and other

currencies

[glam_junkie]

DO you ever feel like replying and telling them you could write the email in proper english for them... all for a tiny fee ofcourse.

[Fat Freddy]

DO you ever feel like replying and telling them you could write the email in proper english for them... all for a tiny fee ofcourse.

 

 

I did respond to one a while ago claiming to be from a US Army serviceman in Iraq, who needed my help in transferring some of Saddam Hussein's hidden money stash out of the country... I told him "Nice try, and by the way, if you're going to pretend to be an American soldier, you should probably learn to write in proper English, you f*ckin' retard." Surprisingly, he didn't write back.

[Evil Rick]

Got another bizarro-world, Almost-English mail today... after reading this one a couple of times, the only proper response I could think of was "Who the hell are you, and what the f**k are you talking about?"

 

U.S.CHEMICAL DEPARTMENT

Minerva House Third Floor

London, SE1 9DH

United Kingdom

 

Attention Please

 

We saw your file in our office you have paid some money and your work is

not yet completed; comply with us for your work to be complete.

Are You having A problem In Your Anti-breeze Defaced currency bank notes

we are here to inform you that there is a new technology and new

performance of chemical that can clean any deface currency within 15mins,

the BHD2 auto mercury super direct solution, it can clean any amount of

deface black money blue and green, we always surprise the world in terms

of solution we are No1, any of our customers who want us to finish his job

must follow the rules of the company so that we can properly finish the

job. The company has stop production of chemical for the past six months

now because of fake chemical producers and fake diplomat that is cheating

people in the name of solution that is why we stop production, so we are

telling all customers to be careful, we are still in search of most

solution pirates, that cause a lot of people pains in the world without

completing their job , so follow the right way and stop spending your

money to non-diplomats who go around with fake

(1)The company is responsible for any damage cause by our technician, the

technician are properly train to clean any money with our free solution,

our technician must been properly taking care of when he arrive in your

city to do your job,

(2) before the company can approve and send any of our customers the new

BHD2 mercury super Automatic direct solution , the said customer must

register with our agent in any of their cities, with the registration we

can identify that you are the one to deliver the solution to and if your

work is not done you have the right to contact the C E O, (Dr Collins

Duke)

(3) Each customer have to register with $700 immediately you finish paying

the registration to the company or our agent account in your country, we

will send our technician from hour company to meet you at your doorstep

within 24hours with 1,liter BHD2 Automatic direct solution to finish your

job.

(4) Any money paid by our customers to the company is refundable when your

work is not done, the company is responsible to pay any lost Amount paid

to our client if his or her job is not completed, according to the policy

of the company, the company is very ready to do your job as long our

Technician is in your country India, the company is entitle to 3% of any

money clean by our technician.

(5) the bonanza have just view weeks to be over, any customer who register

late will not be attend to, so all customers are require to register now

so that your work can be finish on time,

we here by inform our customers that the company has only ( 1 ) liter for

each customers who register before the bonanza expire by 19th of August

2012, so hurry up now and finish

Your cleaning before your black, or green, note dollars have expiring

date, because all black, green, note dollars are Anti Breeze currency, so

hurry and email us now we promise you a new

look, the company percentage must be given to our technician immediately

the job is complete.

 

I WILL LIKE YOU TO ACCEPT THIS MAIL WITH GOOD FAITH .

Thanks for your co-operation, with the USA chemical

Company,

 

Contact Email: chemical.departments@yahoo.in

Dr. Collins Duke

+447010051644

 

We supply all materials used in treating and cleaning of any type of

defaced currency, Pounds, C FA France, Euros dollars. and other

currencies

I think that is the worst one I have ever seen...so far.

[Fat Freddy]

Got this oddball in today's e-mail... odd that "Laura" wants to help ME increase Heavy Harmonies' rank in Google... she's talkin' to the wrong guy.

 

Hi,

 

My name is Laura Matthews and I would really love to tell you how heavyharmonies.ipbhost.com

can rank even better in Google.

 

I'm a SEO expert working at SEO Persona and while doing

a research for some of my colleagues I found your email address and

decided to contact you immediately.

 

If you are interested I will be happy to send the additional information

and all the details needed to make it happen.

 

Thanks a lot,

 

Laura

SEOpersona.net

[Evil Rick]

Got this oddball in today's e-mail... odd that "Laura" wants to help ME increase Heavy Harmonies' rank in Google... she's talkin' to the wrong guy.

 

Hi,

 

My name is Laura Matthews and I would really love to tell you how heavyharmonies.ipbhost.com

can rank even better in Google.

 

I'm a SEO expert working at SEO Persona and while doing

a research for some of my colleagues I found your email address and

decided to contact you immediately.

 

If you are interested I will be happy to send the additional information

and all the details needed to make it happen.

 

Thanks a lot,

 

Laura

SEOpersona.net

How does she know you even visit Heavy Harmonies? That's kind of scary

[Fat Freddy]

Got this oddball in today's e-mail... odd that "Laura" wants to help ME increase Heavy Harmonies' rank in Google... she's talkin' to the wrong guy.

 

Hi,

 

My name is Laura Matthews and I would really love to tell you how heavyharmonies.ipbhost.com

can rank even better in Google.

 

I'm a SEO expert working at SEO Persona and while doing

a research for some of my colleagues I found your email address and

decided to contact you immediately.

 

If you are interested I will be happy to send the additional information

and all the details needed to make it happen.

 

Thanks a lot,

 

Laura

SEOpersona.net

How does she know you even visit Heavy Harmonies? That's kind of scary

 

Beats me, I changed my password here just in case...

[Evil Rick]

Got this oddball in today's e-mail... odd that "Laura" wants to help ME increase Heavy Harmonies' rank in Google... she's talkin' to the wrong guy.

 

Hi,

 

My name is Laura Matthews and I would really love to tell you how heavyharmonies.ipbhost.com

can rank even better in Google.

 

I'm a SEO expert working at SEO Persona and while doing

a research for some of my colleagues I found your email address and

decided to contact you immediately.

 

If you are interested I will be happy to send the additional information

and all the details needed to make it happen.

 

Thanks a lot,

 

Laura

SEOpersona.net

How does she know you even visit Heavy Harmonies? That's kind of scary

 

Beats me, I changed my password here just in case...

 

 

I found this on http://www.infosprite.com/

 

SEOOE(Search Engine Optimization Occurs Elsewhere)

 

by schwim on May.03, 2012, under Humorous, Spam

From: Laura Matthews <laura.matthews@seopersona.net>

To: Schwim Dandy

Subject: let us work together

Hi,

My name is Laura Matthews and I would really love to tell you how

husaberg.org

can rank even better in Google.

I’m a SEO expert working at SEO Persona and while doing

a research for some of my colleagues I found your email address and

decided to contact you immediately.

If you are interested I will be happy to send the additional information

and all the details needed to make it happen.

Thanks a lot,

Laura

SEOpersona.net

Subject: RE: let us work together

Hi there Laura,

I went ahead and searched “seo persona” for your site and just wanted to point out that my site ranks higher in the organic results for it’s primary search phrase(husaberg, third position) than your site does when searching your name(seo persona, 6th position), which got me to thinking…

If you are interested, I would love to tell you how

seopersona.net

can rank even better in Google.

I’m obviously even more of an SEO expert than you are and if you’re interested, I’d be happy to send you all the details needed to make this happen.

thanks,

json

[JamesEagle]

 

I found this on http://www.infosprite.com/

 

SEOOE(Search Engine Optimization Occurs Elsewhere)

 

by schwim on May.03, 2012, under Humorous, Spam

From: Laura Matthews <laura.matthews@seopersona.net>

To: Schwim Dandy

Subject: let us work together

Hi,

My name is Laura Matthews and I would really love to tell you how

husaberg.org

can rank even better in Google.

I’m a SEO expert working at SEO Persona and while doing

a research for some of my colleagues I found your email address and

decided to contact you immediately.

If you are interested I will be happy to send the additional information

and all the details needed to make it happen.

Thanks a lot,

Laura

SEOpersona.net

Subject: RE: let us work together

Hi there Laura,

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If you are interested, I would love to tell you how

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[Fat Freddy]

Here's an annoying bit of SPAM -- has anyone else been getting these? Over the past few weeks I've gotten seemingly dozens of e-mails claiming to be from "YouTube Service," they're very official looking and the subject line is either "Your Video Has Been Approved" or "Your Video at the TOP of YouTube!" In the body of the mail it tells you to go to a certain link for more info.

 

I knew these were B.S. immediately cuz I don't post any videos on YouTube. So I just hovered (without actually clicking) over the official looking YouTube link in the message body and saw that they were not YouTube links at all, but clever fakes that will redirect to some other site if you click on'em. Probably to sites peddling barnyard porn, cheap Viagra, or God knows what else.

 

So those of you who *do* actually have a YouTube account, watch out for these sneaky little bastards!!

 

(As an added humorous note, I've also gotten similar e-mails claming to be from DailyMotion, which is the French equivalent of YouTube... I can't read them cuz they're all in French, but I assume the message is the same, and they have the same bogus linkage.)

[glam_junkie]

It's great to finally come across someone from Nigeria that is on our side!!!!

 

 

 

 

Greetings to you.

 

 

I am Ms. Grace Rawlings a SPECIALIST with central bank of Nigeria. I work for C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truths that on no account will they ever release the fund to you instead they let you spend money unnecessarily. These crooks run a cartel on people and it's a pity that many have fallen victim to them. I am not writing to convince you but to tell you the truth of the matter.

 

 

I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after i made the transfer, I will be seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.

 

 

If you are ready and willing to retrieve your fund and conclude this transaction with me then let me know and get back to me immediately. The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you.

 

 

SPECIAL INFORMATION: YOU WILL SEND THE FEE FOR THE HARD DISK FIRST BEFORE I MAKE YOUR TRANSFER OR YOU BUY THE HARD DISK IN YOUR COUNTRY AND SEND IT TO ME, DON'T CONTACT ME IF YOU CAN NOT SEND THE HARD DISK FEE FIRST OR THE HARD DISK. AS SOON AS I RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL I WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE DISK WILL COST YOU.

 

 

You should send to me your full name, full residential home address, a scanned copy of your I.D Card and your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake. For phone conversation, call me on +234-7082288646

 

 

Stay in touch.

 

 

Regards,

 

 

Ms. Grace Rawlings

[Fat Freddy]

I got one today claiming to be from a lady named "Pluto Calvary" (yes, really)... who's apparently dying of cancer, poor thing. She has about two months left to live but she is sitting on $20 million in bonds that belonged to her late husband who was an oil tycoon in Africa. She was hoping that I'd go into partnership with her to help distribute said $20 million to various "religious and charitable organizations." All I had to do was contact her with my bank information to get the ball rolling.

 

I couldn't resist, I replied "Sorry, I never go into business with anyone who's named after Mickey Mouse's dog. F*ck off."

[Evil Rick]

Sweet, someone is interested in my product! Now if I only had a product...

 

From: Miguel Hernandez (mhernandez12@siteprotect.com) Sent: Wed 10/31/12 7:35 PM To:

 

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Best Regards,

 

Miguel Hernandez.

 

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