SPAM!

[Chris]

Quite the opportunity I have:

 

 

 

Wuxi Jielong Textile Co., Ltd.

 

Shuangmiao Economic & Development Zone,

Luoshe Town, Wuxi City,

Jiangsu Province. China

Tel: +86-510-833-18903

Fax: +86-510-833-19820

Email: wuxijientextiles@mighty.co.za

 

Our company is the leader in wholesale produce distribution is seeking

a dynamic

individual to be responsible for the areas of:

 

A)Financial Manager

our company representative in the countries listed below.

 

United Kingdom

Europe

Australia

United States Of America

Canada

 

To qualify, you MUST:

 

1. Be at least 18

2. Check your email several times a day (each hour is wellcomed)

3. You need to respond immediately to emails.

4. Be responsible, hard working and communicable.

5. Be able to answer phone calls.

 

Financial manager.

 

Company Wuxi Jielong Textile Co., Ltd is seeking for responsible, literate and

honest persons for the positions in transaction services

to be financial manager.

 

1. Be able to check your email several times a day

2. Be able to respond to emails immediately

3. Be able to work overtime if needed

4. Be responsible and hard working

5. Be able to open bank account for company needs (if needed)

6. Should have personal bank account

 

 

You will be asked for punctuality, managerial abilities and

responsibility. You

will also receive detailed instructions for

subsequent actions from our manager,with information how to receive/transfer

the money.

 

You'll be getting transfers from our customers.When You get money you

must send

it immediately by wire,Western Union

or other payment method to account or address that we provided.

 

Employment

 

After you are accepted for employment,you will be assigned to our manager.The

manager will inform you by E-mail about the time and nature

of the first package/money transaction. You will be entitled to 10% of every

payment you receive from our customers.

 

* Required fields

 

* First Name:

 

* Last Name:

 

Contact Information:

Address:

 

Bldg., Str., Apt.:

 

City:

 

State/Province:

 

Zip/Postal code:

 

Phone Numbers:

 

Office:

 

Home:

 

Mobile:

 

Fax:

 

Best time to call:

 

Email address:

 

CONTACT PERSON.

Mr. Charlie Zhou

 

Wuxi Jielong Textile Co., Ltd. is a leading

manufacturer of fabrics and home textile products. Our

product line includes different kinds of fabrics, bedding

sets,sheets,comforters, decorating products, quilts, baby textiles, and

other ...

[heaven&hell]

Quite the opportunity I have:

 

 

 

Wuxi Jielong Textile Co., Ltd.

 

Shuangmiao Economic & Development Zone,

Luoshe Town, Wuxi City,

Jiangsu Province. China

Tel: +86-510-833-18903

Fax: +86-510-833-19820

Email: wuxijientextiles@mighty.co.za

 

Our company is the leader in wholesale produce distribution is seeking

a dynamic

individual to be responsible for the areas of:

 

A)Financial Manager

our company representative in the countries listed below.

 

United Kingdom

Europe

Australia

United States Of America

Canada

 

To qualify, you MUST:

 

1. Be at least 18

2. Check your email several times a day (each hour is wellcomed)

3. You need to respond immediately to emails.

4. Be responsible, hard working and communicable.

5. Be able to answer phone calls.

 

Financial manager.

 

Company Wuxi Jielong Textile Co., Ltd is seeking for responsible, literate and

honest persons for the positions in transaction services

to be financial manager.

 

1. Be able to check your email several times a day

2. Be able to respond to emails immediately

3. Be able to work overtime if needed

4. Be responsible and hard working

5. Be able to open bank account for company needs (if needed)

6. Should have personal bank account

 

 

You will be asked for punctuality, managerial abilities and

responsibility. You

will also receive detailed instructions for

subsequent actions from our manager,with information how to receive/transfer

the money.

 

You'll be getting transfers from our customers.When You get money you

must send

it immediately by wire,Western Union

or other payment method to account or address that we provided.

 

Employment

 

After you are accepted for employment,you will be assigned to our manager.The

manager will inform you by E-mail about the time and nature

of the first package/money transaction. You will be entitled to 10% of every

payment you receive from our customers.

 

* Required fields

 

* First Name:

 

* Last Name:

 

Contact Information:

Address:

 

Bldg., Str., Apt.:

 

City:

 

State/Province:

 

Zip/Postal code:

 

Phone Numbers:

 

Office:

 

Home:

 

Mobile:

 

Fax:

 

Best time to call:

 

Email address:

 

CONTACT PERSON.

Mr. Charlie Zhou

 

Wuxi Jielong Textile Co., Ltd. is a leading

manufacturer of fabrics and home textile products. Our

product line includes different kinds of fabrics, bedding

sets,sheets,comforters, decorating products, quilts, baby textiles, and

other ...

 

I say take the job.

[HighNDryRulz]

Looks legit to me!!

 

wuxi-jielong-textile-co. website

[Chris]

Looks legit to me!!

 

wuxi-jielong-textile-co. website

Are you spamming this site????

[Fat Freddy]

Whaddaya know... I log into my Yahoo mail this morning and what do I see but a confidential proposal from good ol' Martin Salami.

 

Ol' Martin really oughta think about taking some English As A Second Language courses out there in Burkina Faso, me thinks... I love the almost-English in these mails, I've highlighted some of the funnier bits.

 

FROM THE DESK OF MR MARTIN SALAMI

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER

BANQUE ATLANTIQUE-OUAGADOUGOU

BURKINA FASO.

 

Confidential

proposal

 

Dear Friend,

 

Please this is important and very urgent i have an urgent transaction

of $5.6 million usd to transfer to your nominated account, I am MR

MARTIN SALAMI i am an Auditor, with Accounting Department,BANQUE ATLANTIQUE

here in OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

 

Aftergoing through some old files in the records, I discovered that if

I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for

nothing. The owner of this account unfortunately died in the plane crash of

Union Transport Africains Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin republic

on the december 25,2003. You will read more stories about the crash on

visiting this website www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/

 

No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it,the

account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as

well that his company does not know anything about this account and the

amount involved is (USD5.6 MILLION) Five million Six Hunderd Thousend

United States Dollars.

 

I want to transfer the USD 5.6 MILLION) Five million Six Hunderd

Thousend United States Dollars into a safe foreigners account abroad , but I

don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner

because this money can not be approved to a local bank here, but can only

be approved to any foreign account because the money is in US dollars

and the former owner of the account is a foreigner too.

 

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't

know our selves before,but be rest assure that this is life time business

for both of us even for our generation to come .With believe in God

that you will never let me down in this business. You are the only person

that I have contacted in this business, so please reply urgently so

that I will inform you the next step to take urgently, Send also your

private telephone and fax number I want us to meet face to face or sign a

binding agreement to bind us together so that you can receive this

money into a foreign account or any account of your choice where the fund

will be safe. I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and

other investments I am contacting you because of the need to involve a

foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary.

 

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the

management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct

information about this account, which I will feed you with, if you are

able and with capability to handle such amount in strict confidence

and trust according to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit

because this opportunity will never come again in my life.

 

I need truthful person in this business because I don't want to make

mistake I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position now in

the office I can transfer this money to any foreign reliable account,

which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact

pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing.

 

And i want to remaind you that your share has been carculated at 35% of

the total sum. I'am waiting for your urgent reply so that i will give

you more information about this deal.

 

 

With regards,

 

 

MR MARTIN SALAMI

[Blue Charvel]

I want us to meet face to face or sign a

binding agreement to bind us together

You can borrow these if you want.

[Fat Freddy]

I want us to meet face to face or sign a

binding agreement to bind us together

You can borrow these if you want.

 

I refuse to bind myself to anyone named "Salami!"

[Fat Freddy]

Got another "Almost English" goody in my Yahoo mail this AM...

 

Subject: in warm embraces of the liked person...

Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:26 -0600

From: "Thanh Blake" <zachmyers@comcast.net

 

 

 

They say my boyfriend is the whom I love,,Im all over the place.

 

m;oresfacer.com

 

Your beautiful smile, your sparkling,And glad that you are mine,is watching me while I get off.

[Blue Charvel]

Got another "Almost English" goody in my Yahoo mail this AM...

 

Subject: in warm embraces of the liked person...

Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:26 -0600

From: "Thanh Blake" <zachmyers@comcast.net

 

 

 

They say my boyfriend is the whom I love,,Im all over the place.

 

m;oresfacer.com

 

Your beautiful smile, your sparkling,And glad that you are mine,is watching me while I get off.

For the record, Keef actually wrote that last sentence, it wasn't part of the SPAM email...

[Fat Freddy]

Got another "Almost English" goody in my Yahoo mail this AM...

 

Subject: in warm embraces of the liked person...

Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:26 -0600

From: "Thanh Blake" <zachmyers@comcast.net

 

 

 

They say my boyfriend is the whom I love,,Im all over the place.

 

m;oresfacer.com

 

Your beautiful smile, your sparkling,And glad that you are mine,is watching me while I get off.

For the record, Keef actually wrote that last sentence, it wasn't part of the SPAM email...

 

You wound me, Pete. You should know by now,Thatmy punctuation and commandof the languageEnglish, is FAR suprerior to that.

[Blue Charvel]

Got another "Almost English" goody in my Yahoo mail this AM...

 

Subject: in warm embraces of the liked person...

Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:26 -0600

From: "Thanh Blake" <zachmyers@comcast.net

 

 

 

They say my boyfriend is the whom I love,,Im all over the place.

 

m;oresfacer.com

 

Your beautiful smile, your sparkling,And glad that you are mine,is watching me while I get off.

For the record, Keef actually wrote that last sentence, it wasn't part of the SPAM email...

 

You wound me, Pete. You should know by now,Thatmy punctuation and commandof the languageEnglish, is FAR suprerior to that.

IAm, knowing that, your to mespeaking of talk like have correctness. sorry and apolgies arefor you!

[Chris]

Got another "Almost English" goody in my Yahoo mail this AM...

 

Subject: in warm embraces of the liked person...

Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:26 -0600

From: "Thanh Blake" <zachmyers@comcast.net

 

 

 

They say my boyfriend is the whom I love,,Im all over the place.

 

m;oresfacer.com

 

Your beautiful smile, your sparkling,And glad that you are mine,is watching me while I get off.

For the record, Keef actually wrote that last sentence, it wasn't part of the SPAM email...

 

You wound me, Pete. You should know by now,Thatmy punctuation and commandof the languageEnglish, is FAR suprerior to that.

IAm, knowing that, your to mespeaking of talk like have correctness. sorry and apolgies arefor you!

You is so well at doing that.

[Blue Charvel]

Got another "Almost English" goody in my Yahoo mail this AM...

 

Subject: in warm embraces of the liked person...

Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:26 -0600

From: "Thanh Blake" <zachmyers@comcast.net

 

 

 

They say my boyfriend is the whom I love,,Im all over the place.

 

m;oresfacer.com

 

Your beautiful smile, your sparkling,And glad that you are mine,is watching me while I get off.

For the record, Keef actually wrote that last sentence, it wasn't part of the SPAM email...

 

You wound me, Pete. You should know by now,Thatmy punctuation and commandof the languageEnglish, is FAR suprerior to that.

IAm, knowing that, your to mespeaking of talk like have correctness. sorry and apolgies arefor you!

You is so well at doing that.

You've been to Jersey, people actually speak like that here...

[Swazi]

Got another "Almost English" goody in my Yahoo mail this AM...

 

Subject: in warm embraces of the liked person...

Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:26 -0600

From: "Thanh Blake" <zachmyers@comcast.net

 

 

 

They say my boyfriend is the whom I love,,Im all over the place.

 

m;oresfacer.com

 

Your beautiful smile, your sparkling,And glad that you are mine,is watching me while I get off.

For the record, Keef actually wrote that last sentence, it wasn't part of the SPAM email...

 

You wound me, Pete. You should know by now,Thatmy punctuation and commandof the languageEnglish, is FAR suprerior to that.

IAm, knowing that, your to mespeaking of talk like have correctness. sorry and apolgies arefor you!

You is so well at doing that.

You've been to Jersey, people actually speak like that here...

 

What language is this ??

[Evil Rick]

Not sure, but I think this must be pretty important!

 

 

 

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[Blue Charvel]

That does look important Rick, you should respond immediately with personal information.

 

Meanwhile, this guy is apparently at the airport! I should head over there with my own personal information.

I am a Diplomat from the Caribbeans named Frank Chambers,mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

 

The funds total US$7.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

 

I am presently at JFK Airport in the United States of America and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person

 

1. Full Name

 

2.Residential Address

 

3.Age

 

4.Occupation

 

5.Direct Telephone Numbers

 

After verification of the information with what I have on file,I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address.

 

Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

 

Regards

 

Frank Chambers.

[Evil Rick]

That does look important Rick, you should respond immediately with personal information.

 

Meanwhile, this guy is apparently at the airport! I should head over there with my own personal information.

I am a Diplomat from the Caribbeans named Frank Chambers,mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

 

The funds total US$7.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

 

I am presently at JFK Airport in the United States of America and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person

 

1. Full Name

 

2.Residential Address

 

3.Age

 

4.Occupation

 

5.Direct Telephone Numbers

 

After verification of the information with what I have on file,I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address.

 

Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

 

Regards

 

Frank Chambers.

Hey, Frank's a good guy, you can trust him. He was at the Sioux Falls airport last week to give me my inheritance of 10 million. He paid me in rubberbands and soup labels.

[Evil Rick]

Just got this one,not sure what to make of it...

Jet,

 

 

 

Some very good news the priest is back on the road yes Dad has passed the driving test, this time his RTA examiner was a 40 something woman obviously with some compassion for seniors.

 

 

 

 

 

Chris

[Blue Charvel]

Just got this one,not sure what to make of it...

Jet,

 

 

 

Some very good news the priest is back on the road yes Dad has passed the driving test, this time his RTA examiner was a 40 something woman obviously with some compassion for seniors.

 

 

 

 

 

Chris

I don't know what to make of it either Rick... or should I call you "Jet"?

 

I've been reading a lot of espionage stuff lately, sounds like a coded message for other members of the terrorist cell.

[Evil Rick]

Just got this one,not sure what to make of it...

Jet,

 

 

 

Some very good news the priest is back on the road yes Dad has passed the driving test, this time his RTA examiner was a 40 something woman obviously with some compassion for seniors.

 

 

 

 

 

Chris

I don't know what to make of it either Rick... or should I call you "Jet"?

 

I've been reading a lot of espionage stuff lately, sounds like a coded message for other members of the terrorist cell.

Could be! The "priest" is the terrorist, "Dad" could be the dude smuggling the wmd's in and the "RTA examiner" might stand for customs or homeland security perhaps? Should I forward this to Dubbya?

[Blue Charvel]

Just got this one,not sure what to make of it...

Jet,

 

 

 

Some very good news the priest is back on the road yes Dad has passed the driving test, this time his RTA examiner was a 40 something woman obviously with some compassion for seniors.

 

 

 

 

 

Chris

I don't know what to make of it either Rick... or should I call you "Jet"?

 

I've been reading a lot of espionage stuff lately, sounds like a coded message for other members of the terrorist cell.

Could be! The "priest" is the terrorist, "Dad" could be the dude smuggling the wmd's in and the "RTA examiner" might stand for customs or homeland security perhaps? Should I forward this to Dubbya?

Definitely, just make sure you use the right internets.

[Evil Rick]

Just got this one,not sure what to make of it...

Jet,

 

 

 

Some very good news the priest is back on the road yes Dad has passed the driving test, this time his RTA examiner was a 40 something woman obviously with some compassion for seniors.

 

 

 

 

 

Chris

I don't know what to make of it either Rick... or should I call you "Jet"?

 

I've been reading a lot of espionage stuff lately, sounds like a coded message for other members of the terrorist cell.

Could be! The "priest" is the terrorist, "Dad" could be the dude smuggling the wmd's in and the "RTA examiner" might stand for customs or homeland security perhaps? Should I forward this to Dubbya?

Definitely, just make sure you use the right internets.

[Evil Rick]

My spam filter hasn't been filtering anything lately on my Hotmail account. Not sure what's going on but it's getting a bit aggravating. Here's a good one I got today...Love the spelling!

 

Let the Governnment solve your probllems!

 

From: "ferhan_serbest"

 

Learn how you can get Freee Money in 2008 Would you liike to findd a way to get the moneey you neeed for youur business,personal investments, education, or other purrposes?

 

Then you neeed access to Freee Goovernment Grants!

 

Our Risk Frree software and Onnline Resoource Center wiill get you started and the best paart about it is.... both are RISK-FREE!

 

 

Act quicckly whilee supplies last!

 

If you would prefer not to receive emails forFree Goverrnment Grants please visiit:

 

Or write to: 89122 E Pinnacle Peak Road, Ste F9-640, Sccottsdale, AZ 85255

 

Iff you wantt to remove froom our club pleasee unsubscribe::

 

Media

845 Third Avenuee

6th Floor

New Yoork, NY 10022-66011

[Blue Charvel]

My spam filter hasn't been filtering anything lately on my Hotmail account. Not sure what's going on but it's getting a bit aggravating. Here's a good one I got today...Love the spelling!

 

Let the Governnment solve your probllems!

 

From: "ferhan_serbest"

 

Learn how you can get Freee Money in 2008 Would you liike to findd a way to get the moneey you neeed for youur business,personal investments, education, or other purrposes?

 

Then you neeed access to Freee Goovernment Grants!

 

Our Risk Frree software and Onnline Resoource Center wiill get you started and the best paart about it is.... both are RISK-FREE!

 

 

Act quicckly whilee supplies last!

 

If you would prefer not to receive emails forFree Goverrnment Grants please visiit:

 

Or write to: 89122 E Pinnacle Peak Road, Ste F9-640, Sccottsdale, AZ 85255

 

Iff you wantt to remove froom our club pleasee unsubscribe::

 

Media

845 Third Avenuee

6th Floor

New Yoork, NY 10022-66011

I love New Yoork, isn't that where the Yaankeees plaay?

[Evil Rick]

My spam filter hasn't been filtering anything lately on my Hotmail account. Not sure what's going on but it's getting a bit aggravating. Here's a good one I got today...Love the spelling!

 

Let the Governnment solve your probllems!

 

From: "ferhan_serbest"

 

Learn how you can get Freee Money in 2008 Would you liike to findd a way to get the moneey you neeed for youur business,personal investments, education, or other purrposes?

 

Then you neeed access to Freee Goovernment Grants!

 

Our Risk Frree software and Onnline Resoource Center wiill get you started and the best paart about it is.... both are RISK-FREE!

 

 

Act quicckly whilee supplies last!

 

If you would prefer not to receive emails forFree Goverrnment Grants please visiit:

 

Or write to: 89122 E Pinnacle Peak Road, Ste F9-640, Sccottsdale, AZ 85255

 

Iff you wantt to remove froom our club pleasee unsubscribe::

 

Media

845 Third Avenuee

6th Floor

New Yoork, NY 10022-66011

I love New Yoork, isn't that where the Yaankeees plaay?

It's not often a person stutters while typing.