Fat Freddy Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 "C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud" (1989) Two high school lame brains need a science lab project, so they steal a corpse from a military research facility. Unfortunately the stiff is part of a top secret experiment involving the C.H.U.D. enzyme, which means he eventually wakes up with a taste for human meat. Soon their small town is overrun with pale faced zombies who act like the Three Stooges. This flick has a rep as one of the worst horror sequels of all time and now i see why. This irritatingly loud, unfunny "slapstick horror comedy" has nothing to do with the original cult classic and is a "sequel" in name only. AVOID!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 "Monster Dog" (1984) A rock star (Alice Cooper) returns to his family homestead after 20 years to shoot a new music video. As the shoot is plagued by several mysterious wild dog attacks, the crew begins to uncover the truth about their star's tragic family werewolf curse. This cheap, cheesy, poorly dubbed Spanish movie is so bad that it's become legendary. The director would later grace us with "Troll II," which should tell you pretty much everything you need to know. For diehard Coop fans only, though it'll probably be a tough slog even for them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Planet Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Ghostbusters 2016 - I found this more irritating than entertaining...I doubt there will be a follow up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fat Freddy Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 "Army of Darkness" (1993) In the third installment of the "Evil Dead" saga, our undead battling hero Ash is stranded in the 1300s. Before he can find his way back to his own time, he'll have to recover the Necronomicon and then help a castle full of knights fight off an invasion of Deadites led by an evil version of himself! "AoD" is less horrific and more of a slapsticky action comedy than the previous "Evil Dead" flicks, but it's still a stone cold, endlessly quotable hoot. Hail to the king, baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 "Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold" (1990) The Mighty Chuck is back in this belated sequel as head Delta Force butt kicker Scott McCoy, and this time he's in South America to take down a massive cocaine operation run by perennial b-movie villain Billy Drago (at his slimy best). This flick spends waaaaay too much time on set-up (and runs at least 20 minutes longer than it needs to as a result) but eventually it gets down to serviceable shoot'em up/blow'em up business. "DF2" is not top drawer Chuck but it's not his worst effort, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 "Hundra" (1983) A fierce woman warrior - the last survivor of an Amazon tribe - ventures into the world of Man for the first time to seek revenge and also to find a suitable mate. Essentially this Spanish/Italian swords and sorcery flick is a female version of "Conan the Barbarian." Laurene London, who plays the title character, is certainly nice to look at but she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag, so after a great opening battle sequence, the movie simply wanders around in circles for the next 90 minutes. Avoid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsane Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Not a movie but binged on the first disc of two in the first season of Ash vs Evil Dead. MOST EXCELLENT IT IS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 "Cyborg 3: The Recycler" (1995) In the third flick in the "Cyborg" saga, our heroine "Cash" is pregnant with the first cybernetic baby (?) which makes her an attractive prize for a sleazy robot-part scavenger (Richard Lynch) and his private army. The previous "Cyborg" movie starred a young Angelina Jolie in the title role and it was actually pretty good, but this ultra-cheap follow up (which replaces Jolie with Khrystyne Haje, of the '80s TV sitcom "Head of the Class") is just junk. Avoid, delete, ignore, destroy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 "Bad Taste" (1987) Four klutzy commandos take on a town full of aliens who've come to Earth to harvest humans for use as fast food on their home planet. Peter "Lord of the Rings" Jackson's almost-plotless directorial debut is essentially an ultra-gory home movie, made on a shoe string budget with a cast made up mainly of his friends and family, as an excuse to show off a bunch of creatively sick splatter effects. It's dumb as a box of rocks, but it definitely lives up to its title! As the saying goes, everybody's gotta start someplace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsane Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Not a movie but binged on the first disc of two in the first season of Ash vs Evil Dead. MOST EXCELLENT IT IS! Wrapped up disc 2 last night and can not wait for season 2. Farking excellent and spoiler alert, for Lucy Lawless/Xena Warrior Princess fans, as she is a critical player in this series, she is all naturale during an episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Planet Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Ice Age - Collision Course(2016) - okay but the weakest of the series. Captain America - Civil War(2016) - pretty good flick...as good as the previous films in the series. The Legend Of Tarzan(2016) - loved the Tarzan movies as a kid and this film is a nice updating of the series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fat Freddy Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 "Cathy's Curse" (1977) A man moves back into his old family homestead with his wife and daughter. Soon little "Cathy" is possessed by a vengeful spirit through an old doll she finds in the attic, and bodies start piling up. This no-budget Canadian "Exorcist" wanna be fails in pretty much every department - the story, pacing, acting, dialogue and special effects all suck. Adding insult to injury, the picture & sound quality of the copy Amazon is streaming is positively abysmal. AVOID!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinsane Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Neighbors 2 couple notches lower than the first one but if you did like the first you will find some funny bits in this sequel and hey Zac Efron is a stud straight up so there you go. Ghostbusters 2016- so I really wanted to hate this but truth be told the negative press and my feelings towards the reboot were unjust as the film was not bad. Not groundbreaking or necessary in the least but still watchable. Massive budget gobs of cgi and cameos up the wazzoo. The 4 lead actresses are way more annoying in other films and real life then they are here as McCarthy is almost palatable here. Chris Helmsworth steals the show however and was certainly worth the redbox cost to see him do his thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 "Class of 1999 II: The Substitute" (1994) There's still one of those pesky, homicidal military teacher-droids left from the first "Class of 99" movie...and it's set up shop in a new crime-ridden high school and declared open season on gang bangers. As an added twist, it also becomes fixated on a pretty female teacher-in-distress. A cheap, by the numbers direct to video sequel to a movie that didn't really need a sequel. Watchable, but just barely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Planet Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Screamers (1995) - still a decent sci-fi flick. The Conjuring 2 (2016) - pretty good haunting flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 "The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini" (1966) http://youtu.be/VL909YctRCg How could anyone possibly pass up a title like that on a rainy Saturday afternoon? A group of pool-partying teens, a gorilla, some crooked lawyers and a biker gang all converge on the home of a deceased millionaire to search for his hidden stash of cash. Fortunately the old boy's ghost (Boris Karloff!) and his spectral gal pal are still hanging around to help guide the "right" people to the prize. This flick was released at the tail end of the "beach party movie" craze of the mid '60s and it's loaded with silly, slapstick supernatural gags (think " Scooby-Doo"), lots of pretty girls in bikinis, and some absolutely terrible rock n' roll songs (one of which is performed by Nancy Sinatra in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo). It's dumb as a box of rocks, but strangely entertaining!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Little Pony KarpetRydOFunk Posted October 22, 2016 My Little Pony Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 "The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini" (1966) http://youtu.be/VL909YctRCg How could anyone possibly pass up a title like that on a rainy Saturday afternoon? A group of pool-partying teens, a gorilla, some crooked lawyers and a biker gang all converge on the home of a deceased millionaire to search for his hidden stash of cash. Fortunately the old boy's ghost (Boris Karloff!) and his spectral gal pal are still hanging around to help guide the "right" people to the prize. This flick was released at the tail end of the "beach party movie" craze of the mid '60s and it's loaded with silly, slapstick supernatural gags (think " Scooby-Doo"), lots of pretty girls in bikinis, and some absolutely terrible rock n' roll songs (one of which is performed by Nancy Sinatra in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo). It's dumb as a box of rocks, but strangely entertaining!! Sounds like a good time. I'll have to remember this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Karpet... its on YouTube if you wanna check it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CureTheSane Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 The new Star Trek. About what you'd expect. Enjoyable, engaging, but nothing too new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Little Pony KarpetRydOFunk Posted October 22, 2016 My Little Pony Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Karpet... its on YouTube if you wanna check it. Cool. I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Karpet... its on YouTube if you wanna check it. Cool. I will. I assume no responsibility for any traumatic brain injuries that may be caused by the corny, outdated humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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