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Saw a write up on this on a Horror blog I read...

 

Wasn't David Copperfield in it???

 

:rofl: Yea, that's the one. Hilarious write up! I've seen that blog before but must've missed that entry.

 

 

Oh Dude that blog is fucking excellent!!! you really should bookmark it and check it every couple days.. It's updated pretty regularly.. GOOD stuff there..... :tumbsup:

 

I swear the guy who writes that blog reminds Me a lil bit of you..... :whistle:

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Bullshit! You were watching it alone wearing an Elsa costume.

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Jungle Cruise (2021) - enjoyed this as it appears they threw bits of POTC, The Mummy and Indiana Jones into a mixer and came up with this flick, worth checking out IMO....

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PS when did you ever rely on a 'reviewer' to base your decision on seeing a film ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣  Pretty much I always disagree with them - they hate everything I like and praise the most boring insipid

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I swear the guy who writes that blog reminds Me a lil bit of you..... :whistle:

 

 

....except that I'm meaner and nastier and I don't have a crush on David Copperfield, as this guy seems to :lol:

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I swear the guy who writes that blog reminds Me a lil bit of you..... :whistle:

 

 

....except that I'm meaner and nastier and I don't have a crush on David Copperfield, as this guy seems to :lol:

 

 

Well ok yea Except for that crush n David Copperfield and maybe you ARE slightly meaner and nastier?? but I swear some of the stuff sounds like YOU could have written it..*Chuckles*

 

Case in point, remember that movie Darkness Falls?? Came out in 2003?? Yea I watched it on DVD thinking it was the scariest movie ever made or something?? Wasn't impressed, and well neither was this guy...

 

Here read this... :whistle:

 

After sitting through Darkness Falls I would really enjoy it if I could have that hour and 20 minutes of my life back. What is this shit? I feel like someone just tied me down and forced me to watch 10 hours of Saved By the Bell the New Class. Completely and utterly pointless.

 

 

Let's start with the opening. A calming man's voice tells us the story of how the tooth fairy came into being. The guy told the story so sweetly I thought we were listening to a delightful story told by a nice little grandpa- or possibly the opening of a Disney movie. Then comes plot hole number one. This incredibly nice woman who gave children money for their teeth- gets burned. She can only go outside at night and wears a porcelain mask. Then 2 kids go missing. The town knew it was the woman and hung her??? ????? Ummm did I miss something? How did they know it was her? Because she only goes out at night? Yeah I guess. So now this tooth fairy woman seeks revenge by killing anyone that looks at her. Ok...

 

 

So fast forward to the present day- some kid loses his last tooth- catches a glimpse of the tooth fairy and then she kills his Mom. That's nice. Only- the Mom didn't look at the tooth fairy. So there goes that theory! After the Mom gets killed the police suspect it was the boy and send him off to a mental institution. Are there police investigations in this town? Possibly a little thing called evidence? There is no way the boy could ever have been held responsible for that. Oh and right before this all goes down the kid shares his first kiss with this girl he has a crush on. Which is another thing. This kid is probably about 12 maybe 13- and he's only losing his last baby tooth now?

 

 

Enough about this dumb plot. This movie just makes no sense at all. The characters are undeveloped, there is little to NO atmosphere created- we have no idea what the town of Darkness Falls is like because it's never even shown to us. The title girl has been fixated for her whole life on the kid she had her first kiss with when she was 12? Get outta town! Not to mention the acting is bad, the writing is atrocious and the plot holes are so numerous I lost count after 20 minutes. No character's actions are justified- they seem to be just doing things because it's in the script- and worst of all the movie relies entirely upon the scare tactic of a jolt. There is a surprising jolt probably every 5 minutes- and I'm not exaggerating. The ending was horiffically laughable- and FYI if you ever need to get rid of an evil tooth fair, just stick your arm in a lighthouse's broken flaming light and stick it in her face- call her a bitch too while you're at it.

 

 

Yikes. I can't believe I just watched that entire movie. I feel like I need to detox that heinousness from my head. Now for your enjoyment get a load of these killer lines.

 

 

Caitlin: It's okay, Michael. It's okay.

Michael: Caitlin, come on. It's safe.

Caitlin: Get out from under the bed. Come on, this is ridiculous.

Michael: No, you get under here.

Caitlin: Come on, Michael. Get out from under the bed. There's nothing to worry about.

Michael: Caitlin, No!

Caitlin: Okay, let's stay under the bed.

 

 

Nurse: What is wrong with you people! What's he doing here? I'm calling the police.

Kyle: Police are dead.

Caitlin: All of them?

Kyle: Pretty much.

 

 

Hahahahaha......ahahahaha....oh it just cracks me up!

 

 

Now tell Me that doesn't sound like you??? :rofl2:

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Young Frankenstein

 

Such a classic.

 

Inga: "Werewolf!"

Dr Frankenstein: "Werewolf?"

Igor: "There wolf."

Dr Frankenstein: "What?"

Igor: "There wolf. There castle."

Dr Frankenstein: "Why are you talking like that?"

Igor: "I thought you wanted me to."

Dr Frankenstein: "No."

Igor: "Suit yourself. I'm easy."

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I`ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

 

Pretty much a remake of the first one, alright though!

 

Wow, I didn't like it at all. Otherwise a Last Summer movie without Jennifer Love Hewitt? C'mon... :whistle:

 

It was lacking something....... :tumbsup:

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I`ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

 

Pretty much a remake of the first one, alright though!

 

Wow, I didn't like it at all. Otherwise a Last Summer movie without Jennifer Love Hewitt? C'mon... :whistle:

 

It was lacking something....... :tumbsup:

I did enjoy it enough, but the first one kills it completely. Love the first movie.

 

Eastern Promises ; really not a bad movie at all. The end was a little unfulfilling, but not in a way that it took too much away from the movie. Good quality film.

 

Prozac Nation ; Christina Ricci has a nice chest. Aside from that, not too sure what I thought of this one. Even if I wanted to stab her character at times I guess it was pretty interesting viewing. To be honest I just have a bit of a hard time feeling sorry for such people. Decent film.

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Watched another SAW movie. And can not tell which one because all SAW movies are the same.

I assume by "same," you mean totally awesome? :chainsaw::)

 

OK, some were awesome (1, 3, & 6) and others were just OK (2, 4, & 5).

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Yes. The gore was good just can't remember which number it was. :unsure:

 

Watched another SAW movie. And can not tell which one because all SAW movies are the same.

I assume by "same," you mean totally awesome? :chainsaw::)

 

OK, some were awesome (1, 3, & 6) and others were just OK (2, 4, & 5).

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Young Frankenstein

 

Such a classic.

 

Inga: "Werewolf!"

Dr Frankenstein: "Werewolf?"

Igor: "There wolf."

Dr Frankenstein: "What?"

Igor: "There wolf. There castle."

Dr Frankenstein: "Why are you talking like that?"

Igor: "I thought you wanted me to."

Dr Frankenstein: "No."

Igor: "Suit yourself. I'm easy."

 

One of my favorite films. "Said a give"

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Young Frankenstein

 

Such a classic.

 

Inga: "Werewolf!"

Dr Frankenstein: "Werewolf?"

Igor: "There wolf."

Dr Frankenstein: "What?"

Igor: "There wolf. There castle."

Dr Frankenstein: "Why are you talking like that?"

Igor: "I thought you wanted me to."

Dr Frankenstein: "No."

Igor: "Suit yourself. I'm easy."

 

Great Movie!!!!

 

Igor's hump kept changing sides!! :rofl2:

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