I Like Beer!

[Doksdad]

Tonight is my going away party and all I know is someone will be picking me up since I apparently "won't be in any shape to drive home".  I'm a little worried.    

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Have fun Rick!!! Go out of AZ with a bang!!!

[Geoff]

I just went to see Motley Crue tonight. I had shitty seats and turned up halfway through Motorhead's set, yawned, used my internal telescope to see even a dot on stage, and got a message from an old friend who heard off a buddy I was there.

 

She asked where I was, came a collected me and without a word or expectation, I was in a corporate box in 10 mins. I had free food (and I had missed dinner due to the rush to get there) and free beer all night! I didn't drink too much because I wanted to remember the (awesome) gig, but had a quiet few and had a brilliant time. Turning up with $5 in my wallet and seats in Japan really turned out quite well...

[Lobo]

I just popped the top on one my own home brew beers...I used Maple Syrup instead of sugar and I must say...it came out awesome....goes amazingly well with Mexican had one with Burritos and the next day with Nachos...amazing taste, smooth and not to carbonated, tastes great warm or chilled...it also perked out at 8% alcohol

[Geoff]

All I can say to this is beer from 7:00pm to 7:00am two Saturdays ago. Very proud of that because I'm usually on spirits by midnight.

[Evil Rick]

Uggh. Drank way too much beer last night to ring in the new year. Ended up walking home because driving was out of the question. Unfortunately we went the wrong way and took a nice leisurely stroll throughout town trying to find my house at 2am in 20 degree temps. It only took 45 minutes to get from the bar to my house that was about 12 blocks away.

[Doksdad]

Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They

lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and

live on fish and lobster in winter.

 

The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and

the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the

catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals

and Conservatives.

 

Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of

agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so

while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be

invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were

formed.

 

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night

while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as

"the Conservative movement."

 

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off

the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the

sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal

movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest

became known as 'girliemen.'

 

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the

invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of Democratic

voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

 

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most

powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the

jackass.

 

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white

wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well

done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

 

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher

testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury

attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are

liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't

"fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

 

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for

their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,

construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate

executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives

who want to work for a living.

 

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and

decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more

enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in

Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the

Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

 

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

 

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to respond to

the above before simply laughing and forwarding it. A Conservative will be

so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded

immediately to other "true believers."

[Nick C]

Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They

lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and

live on fish and lobster in winter.

 

The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and

the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the

catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals

and Conservatives.

 

Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of

agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so

while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be

invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were

formed.

 

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night

while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as

"the Conservative movement."

 

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off

the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the

sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal

movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.  The rest

became known as 'girliemen.'

 

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the

invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of Democratic

voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives  provided.

 

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most

powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.  Liberals are symbolized by the

jackass.

 

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white

wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well

done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

 

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher

testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury

attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are

liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't

"fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

 

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for

their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,

construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate

executives, Marines, athletes and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives

who want to work for a living.

 

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and

decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more

enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in

Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the

Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

 

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

 

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to respond to

the above before simply laughing and forwarding it. A Conservative will be

so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded

immediately to other "true believers."

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I like beer

[Doksdad]

Well Nick. It does have beer in it so I shared.....

[Nick C]

It's that giving side of you that I admire!

[Doksdad]

I get that alot......well not alot

[Evil Rick]

Just sitting here sipping an ice cold Coors Light waiting for the gang to get here. We were gonna go see Tommy Chong at one of the comedy clubs tonight but I have a feeling it's goint to be vetoed in favor of sitting here drinking more ice cold Coors Light.

[Evil Rick]

In case anyone may have forgotten...

 

 

 

 

 

 

I still like beer!

[heaven&hell]

I still like beer to.

[Geoff]

I also do, still enjoy beer.

[Fat Freddy]

I do, I always have, and I always will like beer. Perhaps "like" is not strong enough a word. "Love" beer, live for beer, adore beer, those words better convey my feelings for this lovely beverage. I wish I had one now and it's not even 9 AM yet. Does anyone else have this problem??

[Evil Rick]

I wish I had one now and it's not even 9 AM yet. Does anyone else have this problem??

Not me, but then I just finished my last one not more than 6 hours ago and this little guy is in my damn head.

[SEYHEYKID]

I do, I always have, and I always will like beer. Perhaps "like" is not strong enough a word. "Love" beer, live for beer, adore beer, those words better convey my feelings for this lovely beverage. I wish I had one now and it's not even 9 AM yet. Does anyone else have this problem??

I am with you Freddy......"Love" is exactly the right word.Beer will never let you down.Beer is like a hooker on a Navy ship that has been out at sea for 6 months....It is only there to please us........

[Fat Freddy]

I do, I always have, and I always will like beer. Perhaps "like" is not strong enough a word. "Love" beer, live for beer, adore beer, those words better convey my feelings for this lovely beverage. I wish I had one now and it's not even 9 AM yet. Does anyone else have this problem??

I am with you Freddy......"Love" is exactly the right word.Beer will never let you down.Beer is like a hooker on a Navy ship that has been out at sea for 6 months....It is only there to please us........

 

Aaaa-men, fellow Beer Brother!

[aMetalhead1966]

Just sitting here sipping an ice cold Coors Light waiting for the gang to get here. We were gonna go see Tommy Chong at one of the comedy clubs tonight but I have a feeling it's goint to be vetoed in favor of sitting here drinking more ice cold Coors Light.

Man those Look good...YUMMY!!

[Fat Freddy]

After the day I've had (see "the F**K Thread" for my stories involving todays' run-ins with the cops and the DMV), tonight is DEFINITELY going to be a beer night!!

[heaven&hell]

I need a beer right now.

[Geoff]

Beer and I will meet in 2 hours and 40 mins at lunch time.

[Evil Rick]

Beer and I will meet in 2 hours and 40 mins at lunch time.

If you are working now and are able to have a drink on your lunch break I envy you!

[Geoff]

Beer and I will meet in 2 hours and 40 mins at lunch time.

If you are working now and are able to have a drink on your lunch break I envy you!

 

I used to leave it to Friday lunches only (got a little crazy a few times ), but I usually end up having a quiet 2 or 3 schooners at lunch a couple of days a week now. Helps relax me a little.

[Fat Freddy]

Beer and I will meet in 2 hours and 40 mins at lunch time.

If you are working now and are able to have a drink on your lunch break I envy you!

 

I used to leave it to Friday lunches only (got a little crazy a few times ), but I usually end up having a quiet 2 or 3 schooners at lunch a couple of days a week now. Helps relax me a little.

 

 

Aaa-men brother Geoff! There's a nice little sports bar down the road from my office and I've been known to have a brew or two over lunch there every so often. Takes the edge off and makes the afternoon go much smoother.