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If anyone in this world has the power to stop Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock from making any more insipid, sappy romantic fucking comedies, please, for the sake of humanity, exercise that ability. Nothing turns my stomach more than having the misfortune to witness even a 30 second snippet of yet another barfable "romantic comedy" from either of those two douchebags. I can't even stand the mere mention of that bile-inducing term to describe that shitty genre of flicks. Predictable, boring junk with both dullards flashing their perfect teeth ad nauseum with their, "look-at-me-ain't-I-ever-so-cutesy-pie?" expressions. Sorry to rant, but I simply fucking HATE their crappy movies. Suffice to say if I ever get trapped watching one of their snoozefests, you'll be reading about some chucklehead (that would be me) going absolutely fucking berserk with an automatic weapon. Now, if they'd actually give a legitimate blowjob in the course of one of those flicks, I might lighten up my stance, but we all know those two goody two shoes have never even entertained such a thought.

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But isn't Bullock married to Jesse James whose exwife happens to be porn star Janine Lindmulder? Can't imagine him living a bj free life now that he's chained to Sandy.

 

Or did "never even entertained such a thought" simply refer to the improbability of an onscreen hummer?

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Yeah true.... seen the size of Julia Roberts MOUTH ..... you could fit a horse in there and still have room for a grand piano!!!!

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Quality thread. lol.

 

I swear there are 2 identical Julia Roberts films out at the moment with the same actors and stuff I think. Two previews... one movie.

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Quality thread. lol.

 

I swear there are 2 identical Julia Roberts films out at the moment with the same actors and stuff I think. Two previews... one movie.

 

 

Backed. Nothing like a good ole down home rant about the drivle that gets jammed down the gullet of mindless masses.

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I've had a crush on Sandra Bullock since I first saw her in "Demolition Man" with Stallone.

 

Julia Roberts, on the other hand, can fall into a volcano and I wouldn't lose any sleep :whistle:

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I've had a crush on Sandra Bullock since I first saw her in "Demolition Man" with Stallone.

 

Julia Roberts, on the other hand, can fall into a volcano and I wouldn't lose any sleep :whistle:

Hmm... backed on both counts. :beerbang:

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Hmm... backed on both counts. :beerbang:

 

One of my wife's fave movies is "Practical Magic" with Sandra Bullock & Nicole Kidman -- pretty lame movie IMO, but both of'em look smokin' hot.. :pickle:

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if you don't like them don't watch them. It's that simple :whistle:

 

Hear Hear :tumbsup:

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I most certainly don't watch them, but the damned commercials are on every ad block on certain stations, so short of muting the TV, or throwing a brick through the screen, I'm bombarded by Roberts' latest airhead offering every 15 minutes.

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if you don't like them don't watch them. It's that simple :whistle:

I'm not a fan of these type of thread ruining posts. Like in my Stryper lyrics thread too. (:lol:) If you don't like what's being said, don't read it. ;) But I can't see the harm in someone having a good ol' fashioned rant about something. I hate people who don't hate stuff. ;):lol:

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I hate people who don't hate stuff.

I hate your rants. Satisfied?

Hey. Hey man. No player hating.

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