Great Movie Quotes

[Fat Freddy]

Roman Guard:

"He is a eunuch."

"HE is a eunuch."

"HE is DEAD!"

-- "History of the World Part I"

[SamboraRocks86]

There's a passage I got memorized,

seems appropriate for this

situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path

of the righteous man is beset on

all sides by the inequities of the

selfish and the tyranny of evil

men. Blessed is he who, in the

name of charity and good will,

shepherds the weak through the

valley of darkness, for he is truly

his brother's keeper and the finder

of lost children. And I will

strike down upon thee with great

vengeance and furious anger those

who attempt to poison and destroy

my brothers. And you will know my

name is the Lord when I lay my

vengeance upon you."

 

 

Jules from Pulp Fiction....Classic!

[Chris]

"Say are you about a size 14?"

 

"Buffalo Bill" 'Silence Of The Lambs'

[Fat Freddy]

"I don't like white people... and I don't like rednecks. YOU people are rednecks. That means I'm ENJOYIN' this shit!"

 

"I'm your worst nightmare, boy... I'm a ni**er with a badge!"

 

-- Eddie Murphy to the redneck bar patrons in "48 HRS"

[Fat Freddy]

Finally saw "The Simpsons Movie" over the weekend and here are some of my fave bits...

 

Ned Flanders: (in Krusty Burger with his sons): "Boys, before we eat, let's bow our heads and thank the Lord for this bountiful..."

(Bart Simpson, skateboarding naked, SPLATS onto window)

Ned: "PENIS!?"

Rodd and Todd Flanders: "...this bountiful Penis!"

 

Todd Flanders: "I wish Homer was MY Daddy."

Ned Flanders: "And I wish you didn't have the Devil's curly hair!"

 

(Marge and Homer, looking at Homer's "PIG CRAP" silo)

Homer: "It's not leaking, Marge...it's overflowing."

Marge: "He filled up that huge silo in only two days?"

Homer: "Well, I helped."

 

Ralph Wiggum (after seeing Bart skateboard past him in the nude): "I like boys now!"

 

Marge: "SOMEBODY THROW THE GOD DAMNED BOMB!"

[aMetalhead1966]

Cholo: Who's Ass are we gonna stomp to the gates of hell?

Black Widow Gang: PHILO BEDDOE!!!

Cholo: Well Then let's do some Stompin"

Black Widow Member: (sniff...sniff)...Good god my Browines ara a b b burning.......

Cholo: (stunned) His What?

Black Widow Memeber: He's baking brownies...

Cholo: Lord why me? You Made other men out of clay, but you made mine outta shit....

[martinsane]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

[heaven&hell]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

[martinsane]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

[Chris]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

That movie was awesome. Brandon Lee would have been the next big thing. "Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of children."

[heaven&hell]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

 

 

The other Crow movies are horrible.

I think part 3 was the one with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, Dennis Hopper and David Boreanez.

Even with all of those so called stars the movie was just pathetic.

[martinsane]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

 

 

The other Crow movies are horrible.

I think part 3 was the one with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, Dennis Hopper and David Boreanez.

Even with all of those so called stars the movie was just pathetic.

 

 

Wasn't Kirsten Dunst in #3???

 

Jimmy is always bitching about the fact that the #3's soundtrack is the only one of the Crows that did not go gold. His only shot at a gold record...

[heaven&hell]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

 

 

The other Crow movies are horrible.

I think part 3 was the one with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, Dennis Hopper and David Boreanez.

Even with all of those so called stars the movie was just pathetic.

 

 

Wasn't Kirsten Dunst in #3???

 

Jimmy is always bitching about the fact that the #3's soundtrack is the only one of the Crows that did not go gold. His only shot at a gold record...

 

Maybe the one I'm thinking of was part 4. Was there a part 4?

[Chris]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

 

 

The other Crow movies are horrible.

I think part 3 was the one with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, Dennis Hopper and David Boreanez.

Even with all of those so called stars the movie was just pathetic.

 

 

Wasn't Kirsten Dunst in #3???

 

Jimmy is always bitching about the fact that the #3's soundtrack is the only one of the Crows that did not go gold. His only shot at a gold record...

 

Maybe the one I'm thinking of was part 4. Was there a part 4?

Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, etc. was part of Part 4 "The Crow:Wicked Prayer" from 2005.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353324/

[heaven&hell]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

 

 

The other Crow movies are horrible.

I think part 3 was the one with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, Dennis Hopper and David Boreanez.

Even with all of those so called stars the movie was just pathetic.

 

 

Wasn't Kirsten Dunst in #3???

 

Jimmy is always bitching about the fact that the #3's soundtrack is the only one of the Crows that did not go gold. His only shot at a gold record...

 

Maybe the one I'm thinking of was part 4. Was there a part 4?

Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, etc. was part of Part 4 "The Crow:Wicked Prayer" from 2005.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353324/

 

 

Thanks Chris.

[Chris]

From the Crow...

 

"Jesus? Speaking of Jesus, tell me if you've heard this one. Jesus walks into an Inn with three nails and askes the Inn keeper "Could you put me up for the night?""

 

 

Forgot how good this movie is/was.

 

I love that movie. It's been to damn long since I've seen it.

I've often wondered how big of an actor Brandon Lee would of became if not for his death.

 

 

Yea, was wondering that same thing.

 

Also need to see the other 2 Crows. I would assume they are not as good as the first, but hey at least #3 has a New Amercan Shame tune in it...

 

 

The other Crow movies are horrible.

I think part 3 was the one with Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, Dennis Hopper and David Boreanez.

Even with all of those so called stars the movie was just pathetic.

 

 

Wasn't Kirsten Dunst in #3???

 

Jimmy is always bitching about the fact that the #3's soundtrack is the only one of the Crows that did not go gold. His only shot at a gold record...

 

Maybe the one I'm thinking of was part 4. Was there a part 4?

Edward Furlong, Tara Reid, etc. was part of Part 4 "The Crow:Wicked Prayer" from 2005.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353324/

 

 

Thanks Chris.

Welcome.

[Fat Freddy]

Ned Flanders: "Now boys, when we get to Heaven and you meet Jesus, remember to call him Mister Christ."

Rod Flanders: "Will Buddha be there, too?"

Ned: "NO!"

 

-- "The Simpsons Movie"

[Faron]

Have you ever been in a Turkish Jail? (Airplane)

 

Nice accent....New Jersey (Dumb & Dumber)

 

Aagh Austria, g`day mate, put another shrimp on the barbi (Dumb & Dumber)

 

Only 2 things come outta Oaklahoma (An Officer And A Gentleman)

[Faron]

"WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT"

 

---Jaws

 

Classic line, classic film!

 

One of my favourite sayings

[Faron]

Joey....have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

(Airplane)

 

Great stuff

[Faron]

Leave the kid alone (The Wanderers)

 

Warriors, come out to play ay (The Warriors)

 

We`re going to get you (The Evil Dead)

 

You`re not going to leave me here, are you, are you Ash (The Evil Dead)

 

You`re doomed, you`re all doomed (Friday 13th)

 

Cassius Clay was a bad motherfucker (Coming To America)

 

The royal penis is now clean (Coming To America)

 

They`ve got the Big Mac, we`ve got the Big Mic (Coming To America)

 

Tell us how you cut em... I cut em with these, Bruce Lee was my teacher (Trading Places)

 

When you came in here, you were screaming like a pussy ... YEAH (Trading Places)

[Faron]

Cholo: Who's Ass are we gonna stomp to the gates of hell?

Black Widow Gang: PHILO BEDDOE!!!

Cholo: Well Then let's do some Stompin"

Black Widow Member: (sniff...sniff)...Good god my Browines ara a b b burning.......

Cholo: (stunned) His What?

Black Widow Memeber: He's baking brownies...

Cholo: Lord why me? You Made other men out of clay, but you made mine outta shit....

 

Probably my favourites quotes posted

 

Brilliant film, the 2 films are my favourite comedies

[SamboraRocks86]

some quotes from my most recent fave film, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

 

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye

 

[watching Dr. Gonzo leave]

Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

 

Raoul Duke: [commenting on the song "One Toke Over the Line" playing on the radio] One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

 

Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

 

Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!

Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

 

Raoul Duke: When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.

 

Raoul Duke: [narrating] We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:

Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.

Raoul Duke: [narrating] Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:

Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

[swatting the air]

Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! Fucking pigs.

Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?

Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.

Raoul Duke: [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough

 

Raoul Duke: A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.

 

Raoul Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

 

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 

Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.

Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

 

Raoul Duke: How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

 

Dr. Gonzo: It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

 

Raoul Duke: Yeah. HI THERE! My name... is, uh, Raoul Duke. I'm on the list, that's for sure. Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage. I have my attorneyyyyyyy, with me, and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have that suite! Must have thet suite. What's the score here? What's next?

Desk Clerk at Mint Hotel: Your suite isn't ready yet. But someone was looking for you...

Raoul Duke: [seeing her morph into an eel] Why? We haven't done anything yet!

 

Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.

Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it.

Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.

 

Raoul Duke: Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.

 

Raoul Duke: The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

 

Raoul Duke: The store was closed, but the salesman said he could wait if we hurry. But we were delayed en route when a stingray in front of us killed a pedestrian.

 

Car Rental Agent - Los Angeles: Holy smokes! You just backed over two-foot concrete embutment and you didn't even slow down. What were you going, oh I don't know, forty-five miles an hour backwards?

Raoul Duke: There's no harm done. I always check the transmission that way, the rear end for stress factors. Boy this is really a nice pen man!

Car Rental Agent - Los Angeles: Listen, you boys haven't been drinking tonight, have you?

Raoul Duke: Nope, not me. We're responsible people!

 

Raoul Duke: I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Mutiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.

 

Raoul Duke: My attorney had never been able to accept the notion, often espoused by former drug abusers, that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them, and neither have I for that matter.

 

Raoul Duke: Eat some reds and try to calm down. Smoke some grass, shoot some fucking smack! Shit man, do whatever you gotta do.

 

Raoul Duke: [referring to the knife Acosta is holding] Jesus Christ, where'd you get that thing?

Dr. Gonzo: Room Service sent it up, I needed something to cut the limes.

Raoul Duke: Limes? What limes?

Dr. Gonzo: They didnt have any, they don't grow in the desert.

 

 

yeah thats alot of quotes, good film though! would be interesting to watch when reallllly stoned...

[Widda]

"we can't bury Linda, She's our friend" - Evil Dead

[Jez]

Classic Planes, Trains & Automobiles::

 

Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!