Li§a Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Hey, fuckin' take it easy. I'll send you a fuckin' postcard, don't worry. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahahahaaaa I was busy being all fuckin cheesed off that I fuckin forgot that I have this fuckin Friday off. 3-fuckin-day weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Sweet fuckin' Jeezus! Look at what the fuck happens when I'm not a-fuckin-round to keep tabs on people. What a fuckin' disaster! Jokes aside Mr Metaltrekman, but did that take fuckin' ages to do all that posting? There's a fuckin' time-out period when you post that fuckin' quick in succession, so you must have spent fuckin' hours on that?! Fuck dude, stellar effort. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I fucking concur, a fucking thing of beauty that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors headbanger4life Posted March 14, 2006 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Sweet fuckin' Jeezus! Look at what the fuck happens when I'm not a-fuckin-round to keep tabs on people. What a fuckin' disaster! Jokes aside Mr Metaltrekman, but did that take fuckin' ages to do all that posting? There's a fuckin' time-out period when you post that fuckin' quick in succession, so you must have spent fuckin' hours on that?! Fuck dude, stellar effort. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I fucking concur, a fucking thing of beauty that! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No fucking shit. See what fucking happens when I log off the system for a few fucking hours. Out fucking standing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaltrekman Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Well I just wanna Fuckin Thank You Guys!! It took my whole lunch break yesterday to fucking get that fuckin thing done! And some didnt fuckin appreciate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Well I just wanna Fuckin Thank You Guys!! It took my whole lunch break yesterday to fucking get that fuckin thing done! And some didnt fuckin appreciate it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fuckers... FUCK 'EM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Fuckin' A, you ever wake up in a fuckin' mood like "The whole fuckin' world can fuck right off?" That's where Fat Fuckin' Freddy's at today, ladies and fuckin' gentlemen. I am not a fucking morning person even on my best fuckin' day but this is worse than fuckin' usual. Maybe after I have my fuckin' coffee. Over and fuckin' out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Li§a Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Your fuckin turn, Freddy! That was my fuckin day yesterday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 I wake up every fuckin' morning and curse, sometimes aloud, but mostly in my head. I fuckin' hate mornings with a deadly passion. And now, when I'm feeling a bit under the fuckin' weather, I really fuckin' hated getting up this morning. Felt like I weighed a fuckin' thousand kilos and every fucking bulging musle I have strained. Now I just want to fuckin' go home, nestle myself in a pair of breasts and go to sleep. Fuck this day, and it's raining too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 nestle myself in a pair of breasts and go to sleep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you eat enough fucking crap and drink lots of fucking beer you can grow your own. That way you wouldn't have to be so fucking dependent on others. And whenever you fucking wanted them they'd be right fucking there in front of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 nestle myself in a pair of breasts and go to sleep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you eat enough fucking crap and drink lots of fucking beer you can grow your own. That way you wouldn't have to be so fucking dependent on others. And whenever you fucking wanted them they'd be right fucking there in front of you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Interesting fuckin' concept. Not sure how my fuckin' neck would adapt to this new way of being and and I'm also pretty fuckin' sure I like my breasts without hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 nestle myself in a pair of breasts and go to sleep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you eat enough fucking crap and drink lots of fucking beer you can grow your own. That way you wouldn't have to be so fucking dependent on others. And whenever you fucking wanted them they'd be right fucking there in front of you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Interesting fuckin' concept. Not sure how my fuckin' neck would adapt to this new way of being and and I'm also pretty fuckin' sure I like my breasts without hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fucj, I'm just tryin' to fuckin' help, ya know? I fucking never stop fucking giving. That's just who the fuck I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 nestle myself in a pair of breasts and go to sleep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you eat enough fucking crap and drink lots of fucking beer you can grow your own. That way you wouldn't have to be so fucking dependent on others. And whenever you fucking wanted them they'd be right fucking there in front of you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Interesting fuckin' concept. Not sure how my fuckin' neck would adapt to this new way of being and and I'm also pretty fuckin' sure I like my breasts without hair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fucj, I'm just tryin' to fuckin' help, ya know? I fucking never stop fucking giving. That's just who the fuck I am. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I fuckin' appreciate that mate, and I've already sent you a fuckin' thank you card in the mail, but I'm just not fuckin' sure how logical that concept is. Know what I'm fuckin' saying? Still, as a fellow fuckin' giver, I appreciate your fuckin' efforts. I like to fuckin' give out love. What's your favourite thing you like to give to fuckin' people? By the fuckin' way, I'm pretty fuckin' happy to be dependant on others when it comes to fuckin' breasts. No matter how hard a man fuckin' tries, with oodles of food and booze, developing large saggy breasts... they just can't seem to match the beauty withheld in a woman's breast. At least, that's what this fuckin' philosophy-riddled brother thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Dude, that's fucking deep and indicates a true fucking understanding not just of yourself, but of fucking mankind in general. I only hope to amass half of your fucking great wisdom before I fucking die. Then and only then will I transcend this fucking mortal coil and find fucking eternity in fucking norkdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Fuckin', true that. As the praying mantas says, every cloud has a silver fuckin' lining. And I get the impression that this fuckin' lining is becoming more and more apparent to your innocent, yet receptive state of fuckin' mind. And don't you trouble your delicate fuckin' head. Rest well knowing that there are countless other fuckers out there merely striving for a fuckin' iota of the fuckin' clarity I possess when looking at both myself, and the fuckin' state of mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 That's fuckin' awesome. You fuckin' rule brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors headbanger4life Posted March 15, 2006 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Hey Pete, When the fuck are heading back to the fucking states. It was fucking nice having someone else in the same fucking time zone for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Got a very appropriate fuckin' story for this fuckin' thread today kids: I work at a newspaper conglomerate and we print fuckin' dozens of publications here, not just our own fuckin' papers but lots of fuckin' smaller ones that can't fuckin' afford their own huge fuckin' press plant like we got. Anyway, one of our fuckin' clients, a freebie paper distributed in fuckin' Manhattan, sends over all their fuckin' files, our guys put it on the fuckin' press, and they run off 100,000 fuckin' copies before somebody noticed this fuckin' blurb on the fuckin' front page: "JOE BLOW'S FUCKY FUCKBALLS - PAGE 21" Turns out that fuckin' thing was put there by a fuckin' disgruntled employee at the fuckin client, as a last fuckin' act of defiance before he fuckin' quit. Gotta give fuckin' props to that guy, now THAT is how you fuckin' stick it to THE MAN, eh? Anyway, when I asked how come we ran off so many copies before anybody noticed, the press guy told me "It's not our product, our job is just to print it, not to proofread it." So that means the client has to eat the cost of reprinting all those fuckin' papers! WOOOOT! Now how fuckin' funny is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 That is quite fuckin' amusing. He sure went out in fuckin' style. Another story for this thread sees me leaving my fuckin' garage in my motor vehicle this fuckin' morning. I get out the garage, hit the brakes so I can go back and close the fuckin' garage, and the fuckin' car keep fuckin' rollin'! I had to slam the brakes right to the floor to get it to fuckin' stop. I took the fuckin' heap of shit for a spin around the block, and sure enough... the brakes are fucked. I have no handbrake at fuckin' all, and my brakes must be pressed to the floor to be effective. I was almost going to stay fuckin' home, but I'm no fuckin' pansy. I took to the road and got to work okay, but it wasn't fuckin' easy. I had to sit about 4 fuckin' miles behind every car on the road, and started braking 4 fuckin' hours before anyone else even thought about stopping. It was fucked. Don't know what the fuck I'm going to do to fix this fuckin thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Hey Pete, When the fuck are heading back to the fucking states. It was fucking nice having someone else in the same fucking time zone for a while. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fucking absolutely, it gets fuckin' lonely on Japan time around here, sometimes fuckin' no one at all is around or even fuckin' worse, fuckin' Geoff is logged on... Going back fuckin' Sunday afternoon. Speaking of fuckin' going, better get fuckin' moving, got to get to the fuckin' office, you know how fuckin' important punctuality is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fucking absolutely, it gets fuckin' lonely on Japan time around here, sometimes fuckin' no one at all is around or even fuckin' worse, fuckin' Geoff is logged on... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now, if I did not have a rock-solid fuckin' physique, bulging biceps and pectoral muscles, as well as angelic eyes and vibrant, soft and luscious eyebrows and lashes, comb-friendly locks of gold atop my head, striking calf muscles and a face as if structured from heaven's very own pencil... and a cold crimson heart of uncaring stone, I might just be fuckin' offended by that fuckin' comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Fuck man, I'm fucking sorry about that. I'm pretty fuckin' sure you knew I was just fuckin' with ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Fuck man, I'm fucking sorry about that. I'm pretty fuckin' sure you knew I was just fuckin' with ya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you'd be pretty fuckin' correct with those assumptions. They don't call me 'Thick Skinned Mutherfucker' in these parts for nothing. I eat fuckin' snakes and spiders for mutherfuckin' breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Charvel Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Fuck man, I'm fucking sorry about that. I'm pretty fuckin' sure you knew I was just fuckin' with ya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you'd be pretty fuckin' correct with those assumptions. They don't call me 'Thick Skinned Mutherfucker' in these parts for nothing. I eat fuckin' snakes and spiders for mutherfuckin' breakfast. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, you fuckin' RAWK!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Fuck man, I'm fucking sorry about that. I'm pretty fuckin' sure you knew I was just fuckin' with ya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you'd be pretty fuckin' correct with those assumptions. They don't call me 'Thick Skinned Mutherfucker' in these parts for nothing. I eat fuckin' snakes and spiders for mutherfuckin' breakfast. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, you fuckin' RAWK!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very true mate, I forgot to mention that I do also eat rocks for fuckin' breakfast too. Thanks for reminding me. I also eat fuckin' stones and boulders... as well as fuckin' pebbles, and fuckin' granite and fuckin' sandstone. I just fuckin' eat it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 >>That is quite fuckin' amusing. He sure went out in fuckin' style. Ain't it the fuckin' truth Geoff! Talk about leaving a job with both fuckin' middle fingers in the fuckin' air! If I ever quit a job I fuckin' hope I can do it with half as much style and fuckin' panache. Sorry to hear about your fuckin' car troubles tho. But a tough mutherfucker such as yourself, who eats rocks and spiders and such, should be able to handle a fuckin' jog to work with no fuckin' trouble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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