Richie, I imagined you were so much younger, your pic is of a much younger chap
I still get carded pretty regularly when I buy beer or cigarettes, lol. People tend to think I look a lot more late 20's/early 30's rather than a forty-something.
Same with Richie on all points, except that nasty buying cigarettes thing
I love the look on the clerk's face when s/he checks my i.d.