The F*%K Thread

[Blue Charvel]

>>That is quite fuckin' amusing. He sure went out in fuckin' style.

 

Ain't it the fuckin' truth Geoff! Talk about leaving a job with both fuckin' middle fingers in the fuckin' air! If I ever quit a job I fuckin' hope I can do it with half as much style and fuckin' panache.

 

Sorry to hear about your fuckin' car troubles tho. But a tough mutherfucker such as yourself, who eats rocks and spiders and such, should be able to handle a fuckin' jog to work with no fuckin' trouble!

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While carrying your fuckin' car in one hand so you can fuckin' drop that fucker off at the fuckin' repair shop on the fuckin' way.

[Geoff]

>>That is quite fuckin' amusing. He sure went out in fuckin' style.

 

Ain't it the fuckin' truth Geoff! Talk about leaving a job with both fuckin' middle fingers in the fuckin' air! If I ever quit a job I fuckin' hope I can do it with half as much style and fuckin' panache.

 

Sorry to hear about your fuckin' car troubles tho. But a tough mutherfucker such as yourself, who eats rocks and spiders and such, should be able to handle a fuckin' jog to work with no fuckin' trouble!

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While carrying your fuckin' car in one hand so you can fuckin' drop that fucker off at the fuckin' repair shop on the fuckin' way.

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Now, there's a few fuckin' brilliant thoughts I'd bypassed. Thanks for the fuckin' hot tips guys.

[Blue Charvel]

>>That is quite fuckin' amusing. He sure went out in fuckin' style.

 

Ain't it the fuckin' truth Geoff! Talk about leaving a job with both fuckin' middle fingers in the fuckin' air! If I ever quit a job I fuckin' hope I can do it with half as much style and fuckin' panache.

 

Sorry to hear about your fuckin' car troubles tho. But a tough mutherfucker such as yourself, who eats rocks and spiders and such, should be able to handle a fuckin' jog to work with no fuckin' trouble!

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While carrying your fuckin' car in one hand so you can fuckin' drop that fucker off at the fuckin' repair shop on the fuckin' way.

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Now, there's a few fuckin' brilliant thoughts I'd bypassed. Thanks for the fuckin' hot tips guys.

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Fuck it, we're from fuckin' Jersey, we're all a-fuckin-bout helping people.

[headbanger4life]

Pete,

 

Hope you enjoyed your fucking stay here and I hope you picked up some fucking great cds. Did you get to hit anymore fucking cd stores.

[Blue Charvel]

Fucking sadly no, I'm running out of fucking money anyway...

 

Maybe I can fucking expense them...

[headbanger4life]

I know what you fucking mean. I've got a government purchasing card and sometime the temptation is fucking unbearable.

[Geoff]

What the fuck happened to my mind, if was ever fuckin' there? I almost fuckin' died coming in to work this morning because my fuckin' car has no brakes, I've had a dark fuckin' cloud of brake fluid looming over me all fuckin' day, I was on the phone with my girl's dad this morning trying to fix the fuckin' problem up. Got a few hot tips off him and thought I'd go and check the fuckin' car at lunch, get to the bottom of it.

 

Well, about an hour agao I went out to lunch without a fuckin' care in the world. I pet a few stray fuckin' cats, smoke a joint, fuck an armadillo, lie in the fuckin' grass, help elderly people acorss the fuckin' road, kick hardcore mutherfuckin' freestlye rhymes with a few local thugs, teach kids how to be like me... and all the fuckin' while not a single thought to my fuckin' car. I get back from lunch, my girl calls me and asks if I knew what the fuckin' problem was with my fuckin' car.

 

I says, "Fuck me, sweet cheeks... literally... but I fuckin' forgot all about it!"

 

So I just ran out there and had a fuckin' look at the heap of shit. All the fuckin' brake fluid is still there, no fuckin' hoses are leaking. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with it!!!

 

What the fuck is wrong with my car, and my fuckin' memory?

[Blue Charvel]

Armadillo fucker.

[Li§a]

fuckin-a, I just got home from a 15-fuckin-hour day, and this thread totally made my fuckin day! Fuckin THANK YOU boyz!

[Blue Charvel]

fuckin-a, I just got home from a 15-fuckin-hour day, and this thread totally made my fuckin day!  Fuckin THANK YOU boyz! 

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We aim to fucking please.

[Doksdad]

Armadillo fucker.

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Fuck. That's some funny fuckin' shit. Armadillo fucker......fuckin' hilarious for fuck's sake.

[Geoff]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

[Blue Charvel]

I stand fucking corrected...

 

Armadillo mercy fucker.

[Li§a]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

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fuckin hardcore... from fuckin pink flamingos to fuckin armadillos.... are porcupines fuckin next?

[Doksdad]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

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Correct me if I am wrong Geoff. But them little armadillo mercy fuckers have some NASTY claws. How do you do it??? Wrap them in satin?

[Blue Charvel]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

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fuckin hardcore... from fuckin pink flamingos to fuckin armadillos.... are porcupines fuckin next?

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Fucking Porcupines... I think you've got a fucking "point" there...

[Geoff]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

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fuckin hardcore... from fuckin pink flamingos to fuckin armadillos.... are porcupines fuckin next?

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Porcupine fucking is, like, so last year. Fuck me, though, I had a prick of a time fuckin' those things.

 

[Geoff]

I stand fucking corrected...

 

Armadillo mercy fucker.

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Fuck me, the posts are flying hard and fast here (like my throbbing member when an armadillo appears) and I'm trying to keep up, but one at a time...

 

Okay, you fuckin' caught me red-handed. I fuckin' love it... there's no fuckin' mercy involved. Just lustful cries of fuckin' pleasure.

[Li§a]

Porcupines... I think you've got a "point" there... 

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un-huh... you fuckin almost forgot where you fuckin were, eh Pete? Nice fuckin edit there

[Geoff]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

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Correct me if I am wrong Geoff. But them little armadillo mercy fuckers have some NASTY claws. How do you do it??? Wrap them in satin?

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Love has no room for pain.

[Blue Charvel]

I stand fucking corrected...

 

Armadillo mercy fucker.

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Fuck me, the posts are flying hard and fast here (like my throbbing member when an armadillo appears) and I'm trying to keep up, but one at a time...

 

Okay, you fuckin' caught me red-handed. I fuckin' love it... there's no fuckin' mercy involved. Just lustful cries of fuckin' pleasure.

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Don't be so fucking graphic, I just bought these fucking pants.

[Doksdad]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

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Correct me if I am wrong Geoff. But them little armadillo mercy fuckers have some NASTY claws. How do you do it??? Wrap them in satin?

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Love has no room for pain.

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Pain is really not the Fuckin' issue here. Where do you put all that Fuckin' blood???

[Blue Charvel]

Porcupines... I think you've got a "point" there... 

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un-huh... you fuckin almost forgot where you fuckin were, eh Pete? Nice fuckin edit there

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Fuck Lisa, you fucking TOTALLY snagged me... FUCK!

[Geoff]

Okay, you fuckin' got me. I fuck armadillos. Is that a fuckin' crime?

 

I only aim to please them... I get no (read: minimal) satisfaction out of the fucking myself.

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Correct me if I am wrong Geoff. But them little armadillo mercy fuckers have some NASTY claws. How do you do it??? Wrap them in satin?

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Love has no room for pain.

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Pain is really not the Fuckin' issue here. Where do you put all that Fuckin' blood???

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Blood is a symbol of fuckin' love. Red, like my fuckin' heart which beats only for armadillo fucking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Fuck me, even I have to admit this is getting way too fuckin' wrong.)

[Blue Charvel]

What's fucking wrong is that you sound so fucking natural fucking talking about it...