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I miss the pics to, and what ever happened to that guy that started this thread?

 

I think we sent that dude packin' :axe: ... but he was fun while he lasted, wasn't he? Bwahahahahaha!!

 

According to the stats he's been back as recently as a week ago. :ninja:

 

 

We thought he was gone a while back, but he popped back in here and then dissapeared again.

 

Maybe he just likes to read, or maybe he's lost the ability to type.

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I think "Mike" is actually Mariah and she was just checking in to see if I was as handsome as she remembered me from when we made love last time. Before I asked Pete to join me on 'the mountain'.

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I think "Mike" is actually Mariah and she was just checking in to see if I was as handsome as she remembered me from when we made love last time. Before I asked Pete to join me on 'the mountain'.

 

 

Pete joined you on the mountain?

 

Did I miss something? :blink:

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Acceptance of invitation still pending.

 

And I hope he lets me know soon. Those sheep sure are looking cold up there in the hills. Looks like only love can warm them now.

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Acceptance of invitation still pending.

 

And I hope he lets me know soon. Those sheep sure are looking cold up there in the hills. Looks like only love can warm them now.

 

 

Geoff, you are starting to worry me.

 

1st your eating canned penises and now your talking about sharing warmth and love with another man.

Is everything going okay with you and the Fiance? :P

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Acceptance of invitation still pending.

 

And I hope he lets me know soon. Those sheep sure are looking cold up there in the hills. Looks like only love can warm them now.

 

 

Geoff, you are starting to worry me.

 

1st your eating canned penises and now your talking about sharing warmth and love with another man.

Is everything going okay with you and the Fiance? :P

 

Everything's just fine, Wes. Thanks for your concern. The lesson 'Brokeback Mountain' taught me was that even married men with children can appreciate the warmth that only another man brings. Another man, or a tin of canned penises... as long as you microwave it.

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Acceptance of invitation still pending.

 

And I hope he lets me know soon. Those sheep sure are looking cold up there in the hills. Looks like only love can warm them now.

 

 

Geoff, you are starting to worry me.

 

1st your eating canned penises and now your talking about sharing warmth and love with another man.

Is everything going okay with you and the Fiance? :P

 

Everything's just fine, Wes. Thanks for your concern. The lesson 'Brokeback Mountain' taught me was that even married men with children can appreciate the warmth that only another man brings. Another man, or a tin of canned penises... as long as you microwave it.

 

 

 

Can you please start talking about Norks again :tits: ........your freaking me out. :screwy:

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Norks are awesome, especially Mariah's! I would like to sing a blubbery song, with my face buried between Mariah's large juicy norks. I'd call it 'An ode to Mariah... 's norks'. That way I'd be crafty AND sexually appealing.

 

BTW, has anyone seen, or does anyone know of a home adult video of Mariah Carey? When my friend visits download sites every now and then if he hasn't used his full month's download allocation at the end of the month and thinks 'Oh, what the hell... I might get a little bit of porn to fill the bill' he's seen many links for a Mariah Carey home porn video. He's downloaded them but all are password protected that he can't access. Anyone know if they're real?

 

Plus, the girl I just had lunch with is wearing a really low cut dress and really has amazing norks.

 

We cool, Wes?

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Norks are awesome, especially Mariah's! I would like to sing a blubbery song, with my face buried between Mariah's large juicy norks. I'd call it 'An ode to Mariah... 's norks'. That way I'd be crafty AND sexually appealing.

 

BTW, has anyone seen, or does anyone know of a home adult video of Mariah Carey? When my friend visits download sites every now and then if he hasn't used his full month's download allocation at the end of the month and thinks 'Oh, what the hell... I might get a little bit of porn to fill the bill' he's seen many links for a Mariah Carey home porn video. He's downloaded them but all are password protected that he can't access. Anyone know if they're real?

 

Plus, the girl I just had lunch with is wearing a really low cut dress and really has amazing norks.

 

We cool, Wes?

 

 

 

 

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

 

Everyone of your posts for now on should involve the word Nork or porn or both.

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BTW, has anyone seen, or does anyone know of a home adult video of Mariah Carey? When my friend visits download sites every now and then if he hasn't used his full month's download allocation at the end of the month and thinks 'Oh, what the hell... I might get a little bit of porn to fill the bill' he's seen many links for a Mariah Carey home porn video. He's downloaded them but all are password protected that he can't access. Anyone know if they're real?

 

A Mariah Carey porn video? Haven't heard of one, but if such a thing exists, I would love to see it.

 

Maybe that Mike Tuinstra guy can hook us up? He claims to be tight with Mariah. Where the hell are you Mike? PLEASE REPLY NOW!! :)

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BTW, has anyone seen, or does anyone know of a home adult video of Mariah Carey? When my friend visits download sites every now and then if he hasn't used his full month's download allocation at the end of the month and thinks 'Oh, what the hell... I might get a little bit of porn to fill the bill' he's seen many links for a Mariah Carey home porn video. He's downloaded them but all are password protected that he can't access. Anyone know if they're real?

 

A Mariah Carey porn video? Haven't heard of one, but if such a thing exists, I would love to see it.

 

Maybe that Mike Tuinstra guy can hook us up? He claims to be tight with Mariah. Where the hell are you Mike? PLEASE REPLY NOW!! :)

 

 

I don't think Mike is tight with Mariah, I think that Mike is Mariah. :P

 

It would be nice though if he/she would REPLY NOW!

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You may be right...

 

I wouldn't mind being "tight" with Mariah either!

 

(Sorry, had to say it before Geoff beat me to it)

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Mariah hasn't been tight since I made love to her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my...

 

like...

 

oh... migod!

 

He did so not just go there!

 

... oh, but he did.

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Mariah hasn't been tight since I made love to her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my...

 

like...

 

oh... migod!

 

He did so not just go there!

 

... oh, but he did.

 

 

 

I expect nothing less from you Geoff......and by the way that is one of your greatest posts yet.

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Mariah hasn't been tight since I made love to her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my...

 

like...

 

oh... migod!

 

He did so not just go there!

 

... oh, but he did.

 

 

 

I expect nothing less from you Geoff......and by the way that is one of your greatest posts yet.

 

 

Come on now H&H, don't encourage him. We don't need him being any bigger of a Nork than he already is.

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I'd just like to thank Wes for being one of the sticks in the fire that keep my fingers posting here. Without all you sticks I'd be no one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*as Geoff follows one of his greatest posts ever, as confirmed by his cousin Wes, with one of, if not his worst. Except for that "Ice Pie" post he made in the 'Metal Jay Still at it' thread way back when, which he hopes everyone has forgotten... but he hasn't. He cried that day... amazed that even he, of eternal lameness, was able to do that to himself. He hurt that day.*

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Mariah hasn't been tight since I made love to her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my...

 

like...

 

oh... migod!

 

He did so not just go there!

 

... oh, but he did.

 

 

 

I expect nothing less from you Geoff......and by the way that is one of your greatest posts yet.

 

I second that..a brilliant display of the English vernacular

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Mariah hasn't been tight since I made love to her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my...

 

like...

 

oh... migod!

 

He did so not just go there!

 

... oh, but he did.

 

 

 

I expect nothing less from you Geoff......and by the way that is one of your greatest posts yet.

 

I second that..a brilliant display of the English vernacular

 

:agree: Bloody fucking brilliant mate!

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Mariah hasn't been tight since I made love to her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my...

 

like...

 

oh... migod!

 

He did so not just go there!

 

... oh, but he did.

 

 

 

I expect nothing less from you Geoff......and by the way that is one of your greatest posts yet.

 

I second that..a brilliant display of the English vernacular

 

:agree: Bloody fucking brilliant mate!

 

 

Yes Geoff has a way with words............he would be good at writing those trashy romance novels. :)

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~sigh~ Looks like it's time to get this thread back on track!

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Hell f**kin' deadly YES!! Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' a-BOUT!! Thanks for the pix Blue T!

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I'd just like to thank Wes for being one of the sticks in the fire that keep my fingers posting here. Without all you sticks I'd be no one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*as Geoff follows one of his greatest posts ever, as confirmed by his cousin Wes, with one of, if not his worst. Except for that "Ice Pie" post he made in the 'Metal Jay Still at it' thread way back when, which he hopes everyone has forgotten... but he hasn't. He cried that day... amazed that even he, of eternal lameness, was able to do that to himself. He hurt that day.*

 

 

 

Cousin Geoff you need to let go of the pain......... The sun will shine again one day, I promise. B)

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Bwaaaahahahahaha... my wife just saw me scrolling past the Mariah pix that Blue Tequila posted earlier, and she sez "What was THAT?" I sez "Ehh, pictures of Mariah Carey." She sez "Why?" and I sez "Ummm, cuz there's a guy on this board who's obsessed with Mariah Carey." She was like "Whatever."

 

I didn't have the heart to tell her that the "guy on this board who's obsessed with Mariah Carey" is me. :)

 

Yes Geoff has a way with words............he would be good at writing those trashy romance novels. :)

 

Or those "letters" in "Penthouse Forum" that we're supposed to think are actually sent in by the readers :)

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