What's spinnin' in Geoff's head

[Geoff]

I was just talking about young people in another and I had the balls to include myself in the group. Like the fact that I just turned 28 a few days ago is still some sort of youngness. I just have to face it, it's over. My youth is buried and I'm old. Old and wrinkled and unfit, with brittle breakable bones and knuckles. So why do people still ask me for ID when I buy beer on occasion and toy with my little head?

[eaglesfan3000]

I was just talking about young people in another and I had the balls to include myself in the group. Like the fact that I just turned 28 a few days ago is still some sort of youngness. I just have to face it, it's over. My youth is buried and I'm old. Old and wrinkled and unfit, with brittle breakable bones and knuckles. So why do people still ask me for ID when I buy beer on occasion and toy with my little head?

 

Your not old until you hit 30.

[Blue Charvel]

I was just talking about young people in another and I had the balls to include myself in the group. Like the fact that I just turned 28 a few days ago is still some sort of youngness. I just have to face it, it's over. My youth is buried and I'm old. Old and wrinkled and unfit, with brittle breakable bones and knuckles. So why do people still ask me for ID when I buy beer on occasion and toy with my little head?

 

Your not old until you hit 30.

 

Fuck, what's 40 then?

[Fat Freddy]

Fuck, what's 40 then?

 

According to a commercial I saw last night (forget what it was for though), 40 is the new 20.

[Blue Charvel]

Fuck, what's 40 then?

 

According to a commercial I saw last night (forget what it was for though), 40 is the new 20.

 

Awesome, that's great news! Was it for Depends?

[Fat Freddy]

Fuck, what's 40 then?

 

According to a commercial I saw last night (forget what it was for though), 40 is the new 20.

 

Awesome, that's great news! Was it for Depends?

 

Nah, some weight loss product I think....

[aMetalhead1966]

Leonardo da Vinci spent twelve years painting the Mona Lisa's lips.

[Geoff]

In 12 years I will be old (40), but for now I have the "youth"of 28 years on my side. I will not paint lips for 12 years, though it's not so bad an idea if you swap a paintbrush for my penis and paint then becomes "love liquid" and lips are those belonging to porn stars. Interesting, Geoff. Interesting.

[rob62972]

Porn stars rule!!

[heaven&hell]

Pictures of Amy Reid's breasts.

[eaglesfan3000]

Fuck, what's 40 then?

 

According to a commercial I saw last night (forget what it was for though), 40 is the new 20.

 

Sweet that puts me at 18 again.

[aMetalhead1966]

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

[Geoff]

Yum... that was some nice cake. All four peices. Lunch is in one hour and there will be many beers consumed. I'm thirsty.

[aMetalhead1966]

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. -Geoff the Stud

[Geoff]

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. -Geoff the Stud

Backed.

 

I'm also thinking how hitting cement walls and the consequences afterwards are so far from being worth it it's painful... often literally.

[Geoff]

Okay, just finished off my mandarine. There are 6 minutes left in the business day. I will drive home in approximately 10 minutes and listen to Funeral For a Friend's 'Hours' and then 'Tales don't tell themselves' as I do so. I will look handsome as I do this and be on the receiving end of countless suggestive glances from female drivers. And male drivers. That is, if Pete is in the area tonight.

 

When I reach Homebush I will call Pizza Hut and order a half cheese and half meat lovers pizza. When I reach Eastwood, 15 minutes later I will pick this pizza up. When I reach home 5 minutes later I will consume this pizza, hopefully whilst still listening to rock n'roll in the form of Funeral for a Friend's 'Tales don't tell themselves, as my trip is not long enough to listen to both albums. But I'd like very much to hear both. Then, as I eat my pizza and the album finishes I will watch Big Brother. Hayley and her nice breasts will leave tonight but there will be two supposedly sexy intruders coming in tonight. I feel sorry for Hayley, but there are good times ahead.

 

My scrotum is not a victim, but rather a willing recipient. G out for 22nd May 2007.

[aMetalhead1966]

Pink Fluffy Drinks Kick Ass!!!

[Geoff]

Pink Fluffy Drinks Kick Ass!!!

Only if they can be enjoyed whilst looking out over miles of endless ocean. Which is where I wish I was now, and naked.

[Chris]

Okay, just finished off my mandarine. There are 6 minutes left in the business day. I will drive home in approximately 10 minutes and listen to Funeral For a Friend's 'Hours' and then 'Tales don't tell themselves' as I do so. I will look handsome as I do this and be on the receiving end of countless suggestive glances from female drivers. And male drivers. That is, if Pete is in the area tonight.

 

When I reach Homebush I will call Pizza Hut and order a half cheese and half meat lovers pizza. When I reach Eastwood, 15 minutes later I will pick this pizza up. When I reach home 5 minutes later I will consume this pizza, hopefully whilst still listening to rock n'roll in the form of Funeral for a Friend's 'Tales don't tell themselves, as my trip is not long enough to listen to both albums. But I'd like very much to hear both. Then, as I eat my pizza and the album finishes I will watch Big Brother. Hayley and her nice breasts will leave tonight but there will be two supposedly sexy intruders coming in tonight. I feel sorry for Hayley, but there are good times ahead.

 

My scrotum is not a victim, but rather a willing recipient. G out for 22nd May 2007.

Nice to have a plan...

[Geoff]

Okay, just finished off my mandarine. There are 6 minutes left in the business day. I will drive home in approximately 10 minutes and listen to Funeral For a Friend's 'Hours' and then 'Tales don't tell themselves' as I do so. I will look handsome as I do this and be on the receiving end of countless suggestive glances from female drivers. And male drivers. That is, if Pete is in the area tonight.

 

When I reach Homebush I will call Pizza Hut and order a half cheese and half meat lovers pizza. When I reach Eastwood, 15 minutes later I will pick this pizza up. When I reach home 5 minutes later I will consume this pizza, hopefully whilst still listening to rock n'roll in the form of Funeral for a Friend's 'Tales don't tell themselves, as my trip is not long enough to listen to both albums. But I'd like very much to hear both. Then, as I eat my pizza and the album finishes I will watch Big Brother. Hayley and her nice breasts will leave tonight but there will be two supposedly sexy intruders coming in tonight. I feel sorry for Hayley, but there are good times ahead.

 

My scrotum is not a victim, but rather a willing recipient. G out for 22nd May 2007.

Nice to have a plan...

There was a bit of traffic in Homebush and my pizza ordering was delayed, plus I got to listen to most of The Used - s/t as well, but aside from that it all went pretty much according to plan. I think I'm psychic.

 

If so, Amy Reid will challenge me to have sex with her for 18 days in a row today.

[Geoff]

I finally realised who it is!!!

 

Literally every day I get this song in my head and I can never figure out who it is. I just keep singing the line 'Cause second chances don't come at our feet'... except, I sing 'Cause second chances don't come that often' because that's what I thought it was, and I just hum the rest. I've never been able to think who sings the damn song or what it is... finally clicked that's Kid Courageous 'Just a thought!!! Finally my wikkid mind can rest.

[aMetalhead1966]

The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!

[Geoff]

The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows!

Dude, you pretty much plucked that right from my, uh... head. Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. Somewhere between my face being trapped between two massive norks and what CD I'm going to listen to on the way home.

[Nick C]

Thinking about Summer,

Wishing it was Summer,

 

It's Summer here mate...nice n warm. Having said that does it ever get cold in Oz?

[Geoff]

It doesn't really get that cold - about 20 degrees celcius in the middle of the day, sometimes lower if it's a really shitty day... but I still hate it. I do wish it was summer, though, because I hate the nights and morning, where it is somewhere in the low teens, even below 10 degrees overnight!!! I hate it.