LV KIX Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Am I the only one who believes that our very own Geoff is Santa Claus...? It seems strange to me that his "leave of absence" from the board just happens to be a week or so before the night that some mysterious man makes a trip around the world. He said he wouldn't be back for 3 weeks or so. Who else goes away for three weeks over the holiday? I know if I flew around the world on a sleigh I'd need a couple weeks to rest. We all know Geoff loves animals... So I'm sure he would take kindly to hanging out with reindeer. I don't know...It could just be me. But is there any chance that Geoff may really be Santa? Anyone else thing this is possible...? PS - I hope everyone here has been good this year. If not, there may be plenty of Cliff Richard CDs under the tree this year. I'm gonna set a trap this year to test my theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Little Pony KarpetRydOFunk Posted December 24, 2008 My Little Pony Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Am I the only one who believes that our very own Geoff is Santa Claus...? It seems strange to me that his "leave of absence" from the board just happens to be a week or so before the night that some mysterious man makes a trip around the world. He said he wouldn't be back for 3 weeks or so. Who else goes away for three weeks over the holiday? I know if I flew around the world on a sleigh I'd need a couple weeks to rest. We all know Geoff loves animals... So I'm sure he would take kindly to hanging out with reindeer. I don't know...It could just be me. But is there any chance that Geoff may really be Santa? Anyone else thing this is possible...? PS - I hope everyone here has been good this year. If not, there may be plenty of Cliff Richard CDs under the tree this year. I'm gonna set a trap this year to test my theory. Yeah, actually I've been thinking about that for a while now, and I can be at peace knowing I'm on his good side. His cover is his whole 'I-hate-the-world' thing. We all know he's hot more love in him the Matt does for furry rodents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Well he's fat and grey so he certainly looks the part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullethead Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 As much as that man talks about sex I doubt he could get his ballz down the chimney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aMetalhead1966 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 It makes sense.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faron Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 As much as that man talks about sex I doubt he could get his ballz down the chimney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faron Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Well he's fat and grey so he certainly looks the part That could be one or two of us in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I for one wouldn't understand him when he says "HO HO HO Merry Christmas" in his Australian accent.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 HMMM! If this is true, what does Mrs Claus & the elves do when Geoff is gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I for one wouldn't understand him when he says "HO HO HO Merry Christmas" in his Australian accent.... Don't all Aussies sound like Santa when they talk... Well if Geoff really is the Santa, who the heck is the imposter who lives in my neighbourhood? I will meet up with Santa and rip off his beard to see if the beard is a fake one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaven&hell Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 If it's true then hopefully Cousin Geoff will bring me some Nork Muffins for Christmas and maybe some Nachos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors Metal T Posted December 25, 2008 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Am I the only one who believes that our very own Geoff is Santa Claus...? It seems strange to me that his "leave of absence" from the board just happens to be a week or so before the night that some mysterious man makes a trip around the world. He said he wouldn't be back for 3 weeks or so. Who else goes away for three weeks over the holiday? I know if I flew around the world on a sleigh I'd need a couple weeks to rest. We all know Geoff loves animals... So I'm sure he would take kindly to hanging out with reindeer. I don't know...It could just be me. But is there any chance that Geoff may really be Santa? Anyone else thing this is possible...? PS - I hope everyone here has been good this year. If not, there may be plenty of Cliff Richard CDs under the tree this year. I'm gonna set a trap this year to test my theory. his whole 'I-hate-the-world' thing. ..thats a wonderful attitude to have.Nothing like being young and pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 I for one wouldn't understand him when he says "HO HO HO Merry Christmas" in his Australian accent.... Don't all Aussies sound like Santa when they talk... Well if Geoff really is the Santa, who the heck is the imposter who lives in my neighbourhood? I will meet up with Santa and rip off his beard to see if the beard is a fake one.... Just look for all the chicks from the 'Major Babe-age' thread. When he says "HO HO HO", he means it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 I think 99% of the time he is on the computer is while he is at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doksdad Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 I always considered Geoff more of the elf type...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Little Pony KarpetRydOFunk Posted December 25, 2008 My Little Pony Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 I always considered Geoff more of the elf type...... True, as I remember from his photos he does have an elvish vibe going on. Maybe a little more gnomey, but it's all the same category, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicego Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 >> I'm gonna set a trap this year to test my theory. << Go get a whole bunch of "more emo than thou" CD's and put them in the trap. When he reaches for that Hawthorne Heights CD ... SNAP! Then you'll know .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 Sensible observation....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swazi Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 As much as that man talks about sex I doubt he could get his ballz down the chimney You know the saying "barking dogs don't bite" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Little Pony KarpetRydOFunk Posted December 25, 2008 My Little Pony Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 As much as that man talks about sex I doubt he could get his ballz down the chimney You know the saying "barking dogs don't bite" !! And he's one loud ass dog!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BONE Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 And here I always had a suspicion that he was the Tooth FAIRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV KIX Posted December 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 >> I'm gonna set a trap this year to test my theory. << Go get a whole bunch of "more emo than thou" CD's and put them in the trap. When he reaches for that Hawthorne Heights CD ... SNAP! Then you'll know .. I couldn't find any emo CDs around.... But the pink fluffy drink I left out by the cookies was gone. And a fancy straw was used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalmaniac777 Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 I always considered Geoff more of the elf type...... True, as I remember from his photos he does have an elvish vibe going on. Maybe a little more gnomey, but it's all the same category, isn't it? C'mon, man, everyone knows that gnomes are way cooler than elves. Let's recap: Gnomes > Elves > Dwarves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Little Pony KarpetRydOFunk Posted December 29, 2008 My Little Pony Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 I always considered Geoff more of the elf type...... True, as I remember from his photos he does have an elvish vibe going on. Maybe a little more gnomey, but it's all the same category, isn't it? C'mon, man, everyone knows that gnomes are way cooler than elves. Let's recap: Gnomes > Elves > Dwarves I wasn't saying Elves were better. I was saying, based upon photos, he looks more like a gnome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJason Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Geoff asked me to firmly deny this rumor. He would have done it himself except he is busy checking some list for next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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