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Went shopping with my wife the other day(as she got her tax return) and managed to convince her to pick up a couple of cds for me(really it was pathetic begging like a little kid in a toy store,i have no shame)and later that night she also bought a couple of cds off Ebay for me.So glad that mind ray i bought off Ebay works. :P

 

Good work. I have more chance of persuading my wife to give me oral sex every night for the rest of my life than of buying me a CD! ;)

 

I may invest in 2 or 3 CDs when I've sold my latest batch on eBay, but that will be it for the year. As long as she doesn't see '2011' on the rear cover when I've smuggled in the Toby Hitchcock CD, my gonads should be safe for a while...

Now you have hit a raw nerve with the oral sex my brother,don't get me started on that issue. ;)

 

Someone once said to me:

Q: What food puts women off the taste of c*ck?

A: Wedding cake

 

Not particularly funny, but quite f***ing accurate. :whistle:

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What she doesn't know, is the c.d. waiting for me in our mailbox. I'm waiting for her to go to bed, before I take a little walk :whistle: .

 

Yes, It could be that one unannounced purchase, that might send her over the edge.. :unsure:

 

Heh, heh! Have I expressed how much I love this thread? Just brilliant.

 

You forgot Pathetic.. :lol:

 

No, I told you guys you were pathetic in an earlier post.

If pathetic works i'm still rollin' with it and you should know by now i have no shame when it comes to getting cds.

 

Likewise. I used to have quite a nice little smuggling operation going from 3 different addresses, via my rucksack. No shame, pathetic all the way!

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Someone once said to me:

Q: What food puts women off the taste of c*ck?

A: Wedding cake

 

Not particularly funny, but quite f***ing accurate. :whistle:

:lol: There is nothing funny about it at all!

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Someone once said to me:

Q: What food puts women off the taste of c*ck?

A: Wedding cake

 

Not particularly funny, but quite f***ing accurate. :whistle:

:lol: There is nothing funny about it at all!

Although it's so damn true.

 

Sharing your pain, brother!

 

:crying:

 

(And saying, "But you're so good at it" doesn't seem to help...) :doh:

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Someone once said to me:

Q: What food puts women off the taste of c*ck?

A: Wedding cake

 

Not particularly funny, but quite f***ing accurate. :whistle:

:lol: There is nothing funny about it at all!

Although it's so damn true.

 

Sharing your pain, brother!

 

:crying:

 

(And saying, "But you're so good at it" doesn't seem to help...) :doh:

Brothers in arms we must never give up the good fight no matter what the cost.

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Someone once said to me:

Q: What food puts women off the taste of c*ck?

A: Wedding cake

 

Not particularly funny, but quite f***ing accurate. :whistle:

:lol: There is nothing funny about it at all!

Although it's so damn true.

 

Sharing your pain, brother!

 

:crying:

 

(And saying, "But you're so good at it" doesn't seem to help...) :doh:

Brothers in arms we must never give up the good fight no matter what the cost.

 

More like Brothers in hand.. :whistle:

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Someone once said to me:

Q: What food puts women off the taste of c*ck?

A: Wedding cake

 

Not particularly funny, but quite f***ing accurate. :whistle:

:lol: There is nothing funny about it at all!

Although it's so damn true.

 

Sharing your pain, brother!

 

:crying:

 

(And saying, "But you're so good at it" doesn't seem to help...) :doh:

 

Told that joke at a wedding one time, all I heard was crickets. I got ripped after that so at least something good happened.

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OK, been buying so much music of late that I really began to wonder if my wife was going to protest, either verbal (jabs) or non-verbal (attitude). As luck would have it, I intercepted a large shipment a couple of days so all is cool for now.

 

Typically she does not say anything about it, never has. But she's been trapped in the house with our 2 year old & 3 week old daughters and I know fraustration is setting in.

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OK, been buying so much music of late that I really began to wonder if my wife was going to protest, either verbal (jabs) or non-verbal (attitude). As luck would have it, I intercepted a large shipment a couple of days so all is cool for now.

 

Typically she does not say anything about it, never has. But she's been trapped in the house with our 2 year old & 3 week old daughters and I know fraustration is setting in.

 

Calm before the storm?!!

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OK, been buying so much music of late that I really began to wonder if my wife was going to protest, either verbal (jabs) or non-verbal (attitude). As luck would have it, I intercepted a large shipment a couple of days so all is cool for now.

 

Typically she does not say anything about it, never has. But she's been trapped in the house with our 2 year old & 3 week old daughters and I know fraustration is setting in.

 

Calm before the storm?!!

 

Could be and that's exactly what I'm trying to avoid!

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OK, been buying so much music of late that I really began to wonder if my wife was going to protest, either verbal (jabs) or non-verbal (attitude). As luck would have it, I intercepted a large shipment a couple of days so all is cool for now.

 

Typically she does not say anything about it, never has. But she's been trapped in the house with our 2 year old & 3 week old daughters and I know fraustration is setting in.

 

Calm before the storm?!!

 

Could be and that's exactly what I'm trying to avoid!

 

redirecting all your shipment to office's address usually solve this problem.

 

The question next is can you manage to smuggle all the package you received to your home and arrange them to your cd rack without being spotted ?

lol this is like a ninja situation :D

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OK, been buying so much music of late that I really began to wonder if my wife was going to protest, either verbal (jabs) or non-verbal (attitude). As luck would have it, I intercepted a large shipment a couple of days so all is cool for now.

 

Typically she does not say anything about it, never has. But she's been trapped in the house with our 2 year old & 3 week old daughters and I know fraustration is setting in.

 

Calm before the storm?!!

 

Could be and that's exactly what I'm trying to avoid!

 

She's was able to get out of the house this weekend and will be going back to work soon, so all is good now! :headbanger:

redirecting all your shipment to office's address usually solve this problem.

 

The question next is can you manage to smuggle all the package you received to your home and arrange them to your cd rack without being spotted ?

lol this is like a ninja situation :D

 

She's been getting out of the house more and will be going back to work soon, so all is good for now! :headbanger:

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A couple of weeks ago, the CD Nazi put christmas lights up in my man-cave. She also pointed out that my collection looks like it's growing :whistle: .

I gotta find her a hobby :doh:

 

I bought a cd from amazon last week. Thinking I was going to get it from the p.o. box, the mailman left it outside my door, so the nazi bought it inside. I almost shit my pants when she said "A package came for you" :yikes:

 

I must be slipping in my old age.. :aw:

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Ordered a few CDs recently and got them posted to work (suggested by a colleague who gets personal items sent to the office). No way the Fearsome One can find out about that, is there? Great, but after the first couple of CDs turned up, the others appear to have gone missing. Arse. Back to using friends and family... :doh:

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Ordered a few CDs recently and got them posted to work (suggested by a colleague who gets personal items sent to the office). No way the Fearsome One can find out about that, is there? Great, but after the first couple of CDs turned up, the others appear to have gone missing. Arse. Back to using friends and family... :doh:

 

On the 'plus' side, at least said friends can test the CDs to make sure they work properly :whistle:

 

That said, you start ordering stuff by The Darkness and you're on your own, mate ...

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Ordered a few CDs recently and got them posted to work (suggested by a colleague who gets personal items sent to the office). No way the Fearsome One can find out about that, is there? Great, but after the first couple of CDs turned up, the others appear to have gone missing. Arse. Back to using friends and family... :doh:

 

On the 'plus' side, at least said friends can test the CDs to make sure they work properly :whistle:

 

That said, you start ordering stuff by The Darkness and you're on your own, mate ...

 

Thanks buddy, you're all heart!

 

That said, I'm not sure you're allowed on this thread; your wife's too good-natured. ;)

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This Suxx!!!

The Warden went to New Orleans for a few days. I ordered a bunch of c.d.s on CD Baby, before she left. I was hoping they would get here, while she was away. She gets home Thursday night and I just looked at the time my shipment is supposed to arrive.

UPS on Friday.. :yikes:

I must intercept the Man in Brown.. :(

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This Suxx!!!

The Warden went to New Orleans for a few days. I ordered a bunch of c.d.s on CD Baby, before she left. I was hoping they would get here, while she was away. She gets home Thursday night and I just looked at the time my shipment is supposed to arrive.

UPS on Friday.. :yikes:

I must intercept the Man in Brown.. :(

 

Yes! My favourite thread has resurfaced. You guys are hilarious! I love your wives. They make your lives interesting for me.

I can't wait to see how this plays out. :popcorn:

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She didn't catch me yet.. ;)

Good work fella.I should have a small shipment for collection (and smuggling in past The Boss) soon...

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When I was made redundant, I thought I would treat myself to some cd`s with my pay off, ordered quite a few but still had my wife moaning at me, had to order subsequent cd`s for delivery at my dads house so she was none the wiser.

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When I was made redundant, I thought I would treat myself to some cd`s with my pay off, ordered quite a few but still had my wife moaning at me, had to order subsequent cd`s for delivery at my dads house so she was none the wiser.

 

Welcome to my life! ;)

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When I was made redundant, I thought I would treat myself to some cd`s with my pay off, ordered quite a few but still had my wife moaning at me, had to order subsequent cd`s for delivery at my dads house so she was none the wiser.

 

Welcome to my life! ;)

 

Hmm,

I wonder If I can have one of my neighbors sign for it? The only problem is they're never home...

This is going to get ugly.. :violin:

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