Things Ive learned today

[aMetalhead1966]

I learned that today is my last day. Goodbye.

Please clear out your desk and return all your books to the library...

You'll need a hall pass...

 

Do I have to clean out my locker too?

No you may keep your locker....

[davesworld]

I relearned today how fun it is to get drunk.

 

[Chris]

I relearned today how fun it is to get drunk.

 

I learned that last week. Since my wife can't drink for a while it will be no fun to get drunk alone.

[Li§a]

Today I learned that, sometimes, an Oreo makes it all better

[aMetalhead1966]

Today I learned that, sometimes, an Oreo makes it all better

Your Damn right..but I need at least 4 oreo's...YUMMY!!!

[JustJason]

I have learned that you eat more Oreos than Lisa.

[aMetalhead1966]

I have learned that you eat more Oreos than Lisa.

who told....

[Stefan]

I've learned today that Wikipedia is the most reliable source on the internet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jez]

I learned today that there was a bomb threat at a Bon Jovi barn dance and only 3 people and a dog had to be evacuated!!!

[Chris]

Today I learned that the dog knows more lyrics to those Bon Jovi barn dance songs than the band.

[Geoff]

I relearned today how fun it is to get drunk.

 

I learned that last week. Since my wife can't drink for a while it will be no fun to get drunk alone.

Since I haven't been able to drive I get drunk or close to it wherever we go. For some reason my wife doesn't seem happy with this.

[Chris]

I relearned today how fun it is to get drunk.

 

I learned that last week. Since my wife can't drink for a while it will be no fun to get drunk alone.

Since I haven't been able to drive I get drunk or close to it wherever we go. For some reason my wife doesn't seem happy with this.

I don't see why. Since you can't drive (yet) she has to be the perpetual designated driver.

[Geoff]

I relearned today how fun it is to get drunk.

 

I learned that last week. Since my wife can't drink for a while it will be no fun to get drunk alone.

Since I haven't been able to drive I get drunk or close to it wherever we go. For some reason my wife doesn't seem happy with this.

I don't see why. Since you can't drive (yet) she has to be the perpetual designated driver.

Plus, she knows it's going to come back and bite me in the ass for second half '08.

[Wotty]

I learned today that,Oh fuck it !!!!!!!!

[Blue Charvel]

I relearned today how fun it is to get drunk.

 

I learned that last week. Since my wife can't drink for a while it will be no fun to get drunk alone.

Since I haven't been able to drive I get drunk or close to it wherever we go. For some reason my wife doesn't seem happy with this.

I don't see why. Since you can't drive (yet) she has to be the perpetual designated driver.

Plus, she knows it's going to come back and bite me in the ass for second half '08.

Dude, it's an either/or thing, if you're not drinking, you have to drive... the reverse must be true as well in order to create symmetry in the universe. You are saving the universe Geoff, she should be THANKING you (and naked too probably). You just go ahead and pass this post along to her, I'm sure she'll understand.

[Stefan]

Never give an ink pen to a 4 year old and then look for 3 seconds elsewhere!

[Geoff]

I relearned today how fun it is to get drunk.

 

I learned that last week. Since my wife can't drink for a while it will be no fun to get drunk alone.

Since I haven't been able to drive I get drunk or close to it wherever we go. For some reason my wife doesn't seem happy with this.

I don't see why. Since you can't drive (yet) she has to be the perpetual designated driver.

Plus, she knows it's going to come back and bite me in the ass for second half '08.

Dude, it's an either/or thing, if you're not drinking, you have to drive... the reverse must be true as well in order to create symmetry in the universe. You are saving the universe Geoff, she should be THANKING you (and naked too probably). You just go ahead and pass this post along to her, I'm sure she'll understand.

Thanks Pete, that makes a lot of sense. I will do this!

 

FYI, If I have no balls tomorrow would you mind getting someone in to retrieve them? I'll need someone who has experience dealing with beach balls.

[Bubbasmama]

Today I have learned / realized that some people are just fucking idiots and not worth my time.

[metalmaniac777]

Today I have learned / realized that some people are just fucking idiots and not worth my time.

Geoff didn't call the next morning, eh?

[Widda]

Amen sister BM:)

[Chris]

Today I have learned / realized that some people are just fucking idiots and not worth my time.

What did I do now?

[Geoff]

Everytime I listen to it I re-learn that there probably is not better indie hard rock CD than Friction's 'Baby Talk'... except maybe Intuition - 'Turn it on'.

[Bubbasmama]

Today I have learned / realized that some people are just fucking idiots and not worth my time.

What did I do now?

 

Not you, dear. You're safe.

[RichieZ]

Scones aren't very good.

[Geoff]

Scones aren't very good.

I beg to differ.

 

But when I think about it, why would I beg to think differently? I like scones. How can I beg for permission to be able to offer this different perspective?

 

I have learned today that 'I beg to differ' is a stupid term.