Things Ive learned today

[Chris]

I just learned that Nick The Pirate is afraid of water. Glub!!

[GAZBY]

ive learned that JEZ should wear a kilt at work !!!!!!

[Fat Freddy]

Today I learned that giving the baby a taste of chocolate ice cream so close to bed time was a bad idea. It was like shooting him up with methamphetamine! That kid was CRANKED!!

[Geoff]

I learned today that there's just not so many MHR CDs released these days that beg to be listened to over and over again... but when one comes along it's a sweet-ass feeling.

[eaglesfan3000]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

[Fat Freddy]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information!!

 

Tune in next week for another installment of "EF3K's Handy Household Hints"

[Jez]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information.

 

 

 

WOW - I love Pineapple. I'm off to the shops!!

[eaglesfan3000]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information!!

 

Tune in next week for another installment of "EF3K's Handy Household Hints"

 

Just trying to help a brutha out.

[Widda]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information!!

 

Tune in next week for another installment of "EF3K's Handy Household Hints"

 

Just trying to help a brutha out.

 

 

I am ashamed that i am laughing at that.

[heaven&hell]

I learned the fact that I learned nothing at all.

[aMetalhead1966]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information.

 

 

 

WOW - I love Pineapple. I'm off to the shops!!

What if she eats fish...what will happen?

[heaven&hell]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information.

 

 

 

WOW - I love Pineapple. I'm off to the shops!!

What if she eats fish...what will happen?

 

What about Tuna fish?

[Geoff]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information!!

 

Tune in next week for another installment of "EF3K's Handy Household Hints"

 

Just trying to help a brutha out.

Haha... that's awesome. However, I'd be lying if I said that the taste of fresh vagina did not already appeal to me a lot as it is. But, this pineapple vagina you speak of sounds interesting.

[Jez]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information!!

 

Tune in next week for another installment of "EF3K's Handy Household Hints"

 

Just trying to help a brutha out.

Haha... that's awesome. However, I'd be lying if I said that the taste of fresh vagina did not already appeal to me a lot as it is. But, this pineapple vagina you speak of sounds interesting.

 

 

If I force feed Jo 'Old Speckled Hen', will that work? Please say YES!!

[RichieZ]

Today I learned that there is a pub not far from my work called The Englander that has Old Speckled Hen and Young's Double Chocolate Stout on tap 'cause I was just there and had a pint of each a little while ago......awesome! My buddy had the Old Speckled on my recommendation along with a couple of pints of Rasputin Imperial Stout.

[Jez]

Today I learned that there is a pub not far from my work called The Englander that has Old Speckled Hen and Young's Double Chocolate Stout on tap 'cause I was just there and had a pint of each a little while ago......awesome! My buddy had the Old Speckled on my recommendation along with a couple of pints of Rasputin Imperial Stout.

 

 

Good taste young man - an awesome pint!!

[RichieZ]

Today I learned that there is a pub not far from my work called The Englander that has Old Speckled Hen and Young's Double Chocolate Stout on tap 'cause I was just there and had a pint of each a little while ago......awesome! My buddy had the Old Speckled on my recommendation along with a couple of pints of Rasputin Imperial Stout.

 

 

Good taste young man - an awesome pint!!

 

Awesome on tap or bottle, I will return to The Englander very soon!!!

[Geoff]

My buddy had a couple of pints of Rasputin.

This is awesome. I want this to roll off my tongue one day.

[eaglesfan3000]

I learned something cool over the weekend. If your wife or significant other eats a bowl of pineapples for lunch she will taste like a pineapple later that night...if you know what I mean.

 

Now THAT is useful information!!

 

Tune in next week for another installment of "EF3K's Handy Household Hints"

 

Just trying to help a brutha out.

Haha... that's awesome. However, I'd be lying if I said that the taste of fresh vagina did not already appeal to me a lot as it is. But, this pineapple vagina you speak of sounds interesting.

 

I wish it worked for other foods but I think pineapple is the only one that does.

[heaven&hell]

I learned that my brain is full and can't accept any new information.

[Geoff]

I learned that my brain is full and can't accept any new information.

When this happens to me I usually merge with another brain. What I mean by 'merge' is that I murder someone and cut his brain from his head and feed it into my skull through my ear.

 

Just go with it. It only hurts the first time.

[Fat Freddy]

Today I learned that spending a weekend outdoors in 90+ degree heat will cause fever dreams about arenas inside shopping malls and mysterious people stealing my non-existent Black Sabbath concert ticket.

 

I also learned that starting a thread about said dream will eventually de-evolve into a discussion of 80s porn stars.

[Swazi]

I also learned that starting a thread about said dream will eventually de-evolve into a discussion of 80s porn stars.

 

Okaaaaaaaaaayy .....! What have you been smoking ??

[Fat Freddy]

I also learned that starting a thread about said dream will eventually de-evolve into a discussion of 80s porn stars.

 

Okaaaaaaaaaayy .....! What have you been smoking ??

 

Read my thread about the odd Heavy Metal Dream and find out for yourself.

[heaven&hell]

I also learned that starting a thread about said dream will eventually de-evolve into a discussion of 80s porn stars.

 

Okaaaaaaaaaayy .....! What have you been smoking ??

 

Read my thread about the odd Heavy Metal Dream and find out for yourself.

 

I didn't think you were smoking anything anymore.