SPAM!

[& then]

a couple of and/or one's:

 

 

Based on the book We Were Soldiers Once.

Based on Robert Louis Stevenson's classic adventure story, Treasure Island.

The road to success, though, is rarely a smooth flight, and as she begins her trip, she encounters more turbulence than she ever bargained for.

He is now the Green Goblin, Spider-Man's arch-enemy, who will put young Peter Parker's vow to fight crime and help innocent people to the ultimate test.

When dispatched to the shadowy world of Transylvania, Van Helsing finds a land still mired in its past, where legendary creatures of darkness come to life. But even greater dangers lie ahead when Jim discovers that his trusted friend Silver is actually a scheming pirate with mutiny in mind. At the same time, Obi-Wan's investigations lead him to a water planet where he discovers the creation of an army unlike anything he has ever seen before. All of the citizens of Far, Far Away turn out to greet their returning Princess, and her parents happily anticipate the homecoming of their daughter and her new Prince. However, the best laid plans of men and fish do often go awry, and the grass on the otherside is not as green as expected.

But the real question is whether her bumpy start will cause her to leave her dreams behind or if it will take her on a journey of a lifetime.

A second assassination attempt leads to the separation of the two Jedi ?

And for love, a nation will burn to the ground. Reluctantly, he agrees, and decides to focus on his personal life, something he hasn't done for a long time. Pop singer Robbie Williams narrates the story, and Mark Knopfler provides the music.

When a Chinese rebel murders Chon's estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their way to England with revenge on their minds.

Based on Robert Louis Stevenson's classic adventure story, Treasure Island. Miko hasn't forgotten him, and in fact has named him as executor of her will. Show" in the center of a full length feature film. To stay alive, they're going to have to stick together - Jimmy with his cunning and cold-blooded accuracy and Oz with his dental tools.

Van Helsing roams the globe an outcast, a fugitive, a loner, himself hunted by those who don't understand the true nature of his calling.

and Young by Hal Moore and Joseph Galloway. But no one could have prepared them for the sight of their new son-in-law, not to mention how much their little girl had.

To stay alive, they're going to have to stick together - Jimmy with his cunning and cold-blooded accuracy and Oz with his dental tools.

A diplomatic mission to the Romulan Empire ends in battle when Picard comes face-to-face with his most dangerous adversary yet, a surprisingly personal nemesis. This "X-factor" allows the children to perform extraordinary feats, such as flight, telekinetics and the ability to shoot laser beams from their eyes.

Based on Robert Louis Stevenson's classic adventure story, Treasure Island. Her senior year quickly turns into a nightmare.

Both Oscar and Lenny have one fundamental lesson to learn.

Van Helsing roams the globe an outcast, a fugitive, a loner, himself hunted by those who don't understand the true nature of his calling. and it is Dracula that Van Helsing has been sent to terminate. After he punches out the police chief's son without realizing who he is, the commissioner forces Hubert to take a vacation. Now the King must enlist the help of a powerful Fairy Godmother, the handsome Prince Charming and that famed ogre killer Puss In Boots to put right his version of "happily ever after.

 

& then.......

 

Hi, Dear!

 

em.....

I gotta tell you something. Some years ago I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming.

They splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike.

Now I have a girlfriend.. but quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.

 

 

I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help. A month ago I was hanging around at the bar with my best friend.

And he said that I should try WONDERCUM. Well, - I thought, - sounds interesting.

 

Next day I came to know that it was really a highly effective all-natural dietary supplement,

which not only increases the sperm volume but also improves the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa.

 

Having ordered and tried I was shocked how cool it was.

 

I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end.

By the way, read about WONDERCUM at this site:

 

sea dust

 

those darn aliens really like to spam.....

[Blue Charvel]

Hi, Dear!

 

em.....

I gotta tell you something. Some years ago I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming.

They splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike.

Now I have a girlfriend.. but quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.

 

 

I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help. A month ago I was hanging around at the bar with my best friend.

And he said that I should try WONDERCUM. Well, - I thought, - sounds interesting.

 

Next day I came to know that it was really a highly effective all-natural dietary supplement,

which not only increases the sperm volume but also improves the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa.

 

Having ordered and tried I was shocked how cool it was.

 

I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end.

By the way, read about WONDERCUM at this site:

 

sea dust

 

those darn aliens really like to spam.....

 

Wow, that's awesome news, I am like so tired of green apples.

[& then]

Hi, Dear!

 

em.....

I gotta tell you something. Some years ago I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming.

They splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike.

Now I have a girlfriend.. but quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.

 

 

I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help. A month ago I was hanging around at the bar with my best friend.

And he said that I should try WONDERCUM. Well, - I thought, - sounds interesting.

 

Next day I came to know that it was really a highly effective all-natural dietary supplement,

which not only increases the sperm volume but also improves the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa.

 

Having ordered and tried I was shocked how cool it was.

 

I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end.

By the way, read about WONDERCUM at this site:

 

sea dust

 

those darn aliens really like to spam.....

 

Wow, that's awesome news, I am like so tired of green apples.

 

Yep, who woulda thunk that green, or any other kind of apples could have that effect! Anyone for some apple pie?

[hsf]

Thought I'd bring back up this thread as I got a doosy in the In-box today. And, yet again, not to MY email address. So, I'm not quite sure who this "msoar16" character is, but he(she?) is one lucky sumbitch! My only concern is that, if said "msoar" is really only 16, I hope Tiffany & Kris are as well or they could be in some trouble with messing around with a minor (depending on where msoar is located. Well, anyway, nothing says "Christmas cheer" like a 3 some, so, I figured I'd spread some cheer 'round these parts.

 

Merry Christmas y'all!

 

 

 

Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:23:06 -0800

To: msoar16@yahoo.com

From: "Tiffany & Kris" <a34btHamlin@sound.gr> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

Subject: hey ;D want to fuck us both?

 

Well there is just one word we want to say. 3 some So what do you

think? We were checking out your profile and thought you looked good.

Think you could do us at the same time? Cum and check out all of our pics

at our site below, dont forget to add .com too it after you put it in

your browser. Leave either of us a message at wantunow4 or sweetness6 if

you think you can handle us. We look forward to hearing from you soon

honey, we'll be waiting. xoxox

 

www.allboutdates

 

vnx2Ki9azHhtYxX012-nothx-allboutdatesDOTcom/BXlUl.htm

[Geoff]

Thought I'd bring back up this thread as I got a doosy in the In-box today. And, yet again, not to MY email address. So, I'm not quite sure who this "msoar16" character is, but he(she?) is one lucky sumbitch! My only concern is that, if said "msoar" is really only 16, I hope Tiffany & Kris are as well or they could be in some trouble with messing around with a minor (depending on where msoar is located. Well, anyway, nothing says "Christmas cheer" like a 3 some, so, I figured I'd spread some cheer 'round these parts.

 

Merry Christmas y'all!

 

 

 

Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:23:06 -0800

To: msoar16@yahoo.com

From: "Tiffany & Kris" <a34btHamlin@sound.gr> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

Subject: hey ;D want to fuck us both?

 

Well there is just one word we want to say. 3 some So what do you

think? We were checking out your profile and thought you looked good.

Think you could do us at the same time? Cum and check out all of our pics

at our site below, dont forget to add .com too it after you put it in

your browser. Leave either of us a message at wantunow4 or sweetness6 if

you think you can handle us. We look forward to hearing from you soon

honey, we'll be waiting. xoxox

 

www.allboutdates

 

vnx2Ki9azHhtYxX012-nothx-allboutdatesDOTcom/BXlUl.htm

 

Jeezus Christ, Jay!!! The moving avatars at work aren't working at the moment and all you get is a still... this is the first time I've logged on at home since you got your new avatar. Holy f*ck!!! I'm in love, again. Who is she and do you know if she's interested in having my "babies"?

[hsf]

Thought I'd bring back up this thread as I got a doosy in the In-box today. And, yet again, not to MY email address. So, I'm not quite sure who this "msoar16" character is, but he(she?) is one lucky sumbitch! My only concern is that, if said "msoar" is really only 16, I hope Tiffany & Kris are as well or they could be in some trouble with messing around with a minor (depending on where msoar is located. Well, anyway, nothing says "Christmas cheer" like a 3 some, so, I figured I'd spread some cheer 'round these parts.

 

Merry Christmas y'all!

 

 

 

Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:23:06 -0800

To: msoar16@yahoo.com

From: "Tiffany & Kris" <a34btHamlin@sound.gr> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

Subject: hey ;D want to fuck us both?

 

Well there is just one word we want to say. 3 some So what do you

think? We were checking out your profile and thought you looked good.

Think you could do us at the same time? Cum and check out all of our pics

at our site below, dont forget to add .com too it after you put it in

your browser. Leave either of us a message at wantunow4 or sweetness6 if

you think you can handle us. We look forward to hearing from you soon

honey, we'll be waiting. xoxox

 

www.allboutdates

 

vnx2Ki9azHhtYxX012-nothx-allboutdatesDOTcom/BXlUl.htm

 

Jeezus Christ, Jay!!! The moving avatars at work aren't working at the moment and all you get is a still... this is the first time I've logged on at home since you got your new avatar. Holy f*ck!!! I'm in love, again. Who is she and do you know if she's interested in having my "babies"?

 

Geoff, I'm so sorry. You know I'd have given you the contact info (and already prodded for info if she was into "production", so to speak), except there was very little time between the time I found out who she was, went to find her, and bedded her.

 

I'm sad to say, she's already in "mid-run" on production of the first year's model and we're already planning for the second model to be released late '08/beginning '09. (As a matter of fact, we've been going through "trial runs" on the initiation of the production process repeatedly, so that when the time comes - huh huh - we'll be prepared. As they say, practice makes perfect!)

[Geoff]

Thought I'd bring back up this thread as I got a doosy in the In-box today. And, yet again, not to MY email address. So, I'm not quite sure who this "msoar16" character is, but he(she?) is one lucky sumbitch! My only concern is that, if said "msoar" is really only 16, I hope Tiffany & Kris are as well or they could be in some trouble with messing around with a minor (depending on where msoar is located. Well, anyway, nothing says "Christmas cheer" like a 3 some, so, I figured I'd spread some cheer 'round these parts.

 

Merry Christmas y'all!

 

 

 

Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:23:06 -0800

To: msoar16@yahoo.com

From: "Tiffany & Kris" <a34btHamlin@sound.gr> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

Subject: hey ;D want to fuck us both?

 

Well there is just one word we want to say. 3 some So what do you

think? We were checking out your profile and thought you looked good.

Think you could do us at the same time? Cum and check out all of our pics

at our site below, dont forget to add .com too it after you put it in

your browser. Leave either of us a message at wantunow4 or sweetness6 if

you think you can handle us. We look forward to hearing from you soon

honey, we'll be waiting. xoxox

 

www.allboutdates

 

vnx2Ki9azHhtYxX012-nothx-allboutdatesDOTcom/BXlUl.htm

 

Jeezus Christ, Jay!!! The moving avatars at work aren't working at the moment and all you get is a still... this is the first time I've logged on at home since you got your new avatar. Holy f*ck!!! I'm in love, again. Who is she and do you know if she's interested in having my "babies"?

 

Geoff, I'm so sorry. You know I'd have given you the contact info (and already prodded for info if she was into "production", so to speak), except there was very little time between the time I found out who she was, went to find her, and bedded her.

 

I'm sad to say, she's already in "mid-run" on production of the first year's model and we're already planning for the second model to be released late '08/beginning '09. (As a matter of fact, we've been going through "trial runs" on the initiation of the production process repeatedly, so that when the time comes - huh huh - we'll be prepared. As they say, practice makes perfect!)

 

Okay, sounds cool Jay. Just wondering, though... is she ready to make love to me yet?

 

Cheers mate... I'll take your answer as "I have no idea who she is but if you find out before me let me know so when you're done making love to her I can ask if she's like another go."

[hsf]

Yeah, actually Geoff, I don't have any clue. I came across that gif. while scanning cyberspace and have NO clue who it is.

 

(Wish I did cause I'd like to see some more!)

[Fat Freddy]

Somebody posted this on another board I visit and I thought it deserved a place in the mighty SPAM thread:

 

I received the following unsolicited letter in my office e-mail just now:

 

"Dear Sir,

 

I am a student of architecture, in fifth semester of Bachelor of Architecture course in Indian Institute of Technology, Roorkee. To utilize as well as enhance my existing knowledge and skills in a challenging manner, through practical training and work experience, I want to undergo a 8 weeks training under you, starting from June.

 

I have a keen interest in architectural design and had always been able to produce meaningful work. I want to enhance my skills under your able guidance and want to have an extra edge over the others. I am quite inclined towards the sustainable approach, taking over, in the architectural design these days.I am also studying the new computational ways used to evaluate and generate forms and functions.

 

I am quite impressed and inspired by the research and projects undertaken by you. It gives unique and innovative solutions to the situations. I always dreamt of being a part of your team. Your projects have given me a new direction of thinking. So I want to further my learning skills directly under your tutelage.

 

Kindly grant me the privilege to be intern under your guidance starting from first week of June.

 

I am looking forward to an appointment to put myself forward in all respects.

 

Kindly revert, despite your professional commitments.

 

Thanking you, in anticipation

 

With warm regards,

 

(name deleted by me)

 

 

P.S- Kindly follow the mentioned link to view my Resume.

 

(also deleted by me)"

 

 

There are two problems:

 

1. I am not taking on interns.

2. I am not an architect.

[Blue Charvel]

Somebody posted this on another board I visit and I thought it deserved a place in the mighty SPAM thread:

 

I received the following unsolicited letter in my office e-mail just now:

 

"Dear Sir,

 

I am a student of architecture, in fifth semester of Bachelor of Architecture course in Indian Institute of Technology, Roorkee. To utilize as well as enhance my existing knowledge and skills in a challenging manner, through practical training and work experience, I want to undergo a 8 weeks training under you, starting from June.

 

I have a keen interest in architectural design and had always been able to produce meaningful work. I want to enhance my skills under your able guidance and want to have an extra edge over the others. I am quite inclined towards the sustainable approach, taking over, in the architectural design these days.I am also studying the new computational ways used to evaluate and generate forms and functions.

 

I am quite impressed and inspired by the research and projects undertaken by you. It gives unique and innovative solutions to the situations. I always dreamt of being a part of your team. Your projects have given me a new direction of thinking. So I want to further my learning skills directly under your tutelage.

 

Kindly grant me the privilege to be intern under your guidance starting from first week of June.

 

I am looking forward to an appointment to put myself forward in all respects.

 

Kindly revert, despite your professional commitments.

 

Thanking you, in anticipation

 

With warm regards,

 

(name deleted by me)

 

 

P.S- Kindly follow the mentioned link to view my Resume.

 

(also deleted by me)"

 

 

There are two problems:

 

1. I am not taking on interns.

2. I am not an architect.

 

Don't be so hasty, how much is he willing to pay?

[Fat Freddy]

Somebody posted this on another board I visit and I thought it deserved a place in the mighty SPAM thread:

 

I received the following unsolicited letter in my office e-mail just now:

 

"Dear Sir,

 

I am a student of architecture, in fifth semester of Bachelor of Architecture course in Indian Institute of Technology, Roorkee. To utilize as well as enhance my existing knowledge and skills in a challenging manner, through practical training and work experience, I want to undergo a 8 weeks training under you, starting from June.

 

I have a keen interest in architectural design and had always been able to produce meaningful work. I want to enhance my skills under your able guidance and want to have an extra edge over the others. I am quite inclined towards the sustainable approach, taking over, in the architectural design these days.I am also studying the new computational ways used to evaluate and generate forms and functions.

 

I am quite impressed and inspired by the research and projects undertaken by you. It gives unique and innovative solutions to the situations. I always dreamt of being a part of your team. Your projects have given me a new direction of thinking. So I want to further my learning skills directly under your tutelage.

 

Kindly grant me the privilege to be intern under your guidance starting from first week of June.

 

I am looking forward to an appointment to put myself forward in all respects.

 

Kindly revert, despite your professional commitments.

 

Thanking you, in anticipation

 

With warm regards,

 

(name deleted by me)

 

 

P.S- Kindly follow the mentioned link to view my Resume.

 

(also deleted by me)"

 

 

There are two problems:

 

1. I am not taking on interns.

2. I am not an architect.

 

Don't be so hasty, how much is he willing to pay?

 

Feel free to hire him if you need an intern Pete (or a cabana boy, or a house cleaner, etc.)

[Fat Freddy]

Hey, I got another one of the famous "Nigerian E-mails" in my Yahoo account just now... been a while since I've seen one of these.

 

 

DEAR FRIEND,

 

I AM MR MARTIN DANGOGO, THE ACCOUNT OFFICER OF MR RUDI.KORNMMAYER(STANDARD TRUST BANK OF NIGERIA)STB

I GOT YOUR CONTACT VIA MY PRIVATE SEARCH IN THE INTERNET.

I AM CONTACTING YOU IN VIEW TO A BUSINESS PROPOSAL OR OFFER,DURING AUDITING OF FILES,AT THE END OF LAST MONTH I GET TO FIND OUT AN ACCOUNT THAT HAVE NOT BEEN OPERATED SINCE 2004,SO WE WENT THROUGH THE FILE I FOUND OUT THAT IT BELONGS TO A GERMAN DECEASED CUSTOMER IN OUR BANK MR MR.

RUDI KORNMMAYER ,WHO DIED IN GERMAN LAST MONTH HE LEFT ABOUT $30.7 MILLION USD BEFORE HIS DEATH, WHICH I HAVE ALL THE DOCUMENTS REGARDING THIS.

HE LEFT THIS ACCOUNT WITHOUT A HEIR NOW ASKING YOUR TO CLAIM AS HIS NEXT OF KIN SO THAT WE CAN HAVE APPROVALS TO TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO YOUR

ACCOUNT .I WILL OFFER YOU 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM AND 10% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES THEN THE REST I WILL KEEP FOR MY SELF .THIS IS MY ONLY HOPE TO SURVIVE AFTER MY RETIREMENT. AS SOON AS THE MONEY IS TRANSFERED THEN I WILL COME AND MET YOU IN PERSON, MAKE THIS OUR TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIAL WITH UPMOST SECRECY.

IF YOU ARE TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS WHOLE IN YOUR ACCOUNT, THEN I WILL UPDATE

YOU WIHT REST OF INFORMATION.

GET BACK TO ME ASAP.

REGARDS,

MARTIN

[Evil Rick]

Just got this email...

 

From: "BELGIUM EURO MILLION" <info_notice12@cox.net>

 

Dear Prize Winner,

Your e-mail address attached to lucky reference number drew a lucky winning

number which consequently won US $1,000,000.00 (One Million US Dollars) only,

in cash credited to lucky reference number

EML.26EPG/0012-4426/0905.1/6/27/39/47-1-6.

Sincerely,

Mrs.Adline Haack(Secretary. Online Co-Ordinator).

 

OMG I can't believe I won!!

 

I'm taking everyone here out for pizza just as soon as I get my check!

[brayndeded]

i dont get it...i hardly ever get lucky enough to get these wonderful offers!! darn my luck, but then again,i have never opened a spam in my life cuz its just opening the door to allow a flood of poop to get dumped into your inbox. my dad just dont get it.he opens anything he gets and wonders why he keeps getting the crap and why he gets virus' and worms and deleted files and has to have my wife format the computer every 30 days or so. i tell him its cuz they see 'sucker' written all over him so they keep dumping all the crap on him. hes so mad that bill gates never showed up at the house with $80000 and free herbal drugs to enhance his manhood while helping the king of uhmahza-somethin er other with his billion dollar money transfer.

 

"hello, my name is Ed, and i have been spam free for 41 years!"

[Fat Freddy]

This thread hasn't seen much action in awhile, but I just got this tempting message in my work e-mail... the subject line was "HELLO FROM AHMED!" Sadly, I think I'm gonna have to pass on ol' Ahmed's generous offer...

 

Hello,

Let this message not be surprise to you, i am only seeking for a

helping hand from you. I lost my father years back.He died during the

political crisis in my country. My late father was one of the directors under

Tijan Kabbah's government. I am presently in Abidjan cote d'ivoire.It

is my desire to write from my heart hoping that you will not betray me.

My father made some huge amount of money which was canclled in a trunk

box and was deposited with a private security company here in Abidjan

in favor of his foreign partner when he was alive,in fact in a brief

introduction All the information will be given to you when i hear from

you. Now i am seeking for a trusted person who will stand as my late

father's foreign partner to secure the box and transfer to his/her country

for onward investment.i have decided to give you 10% of the total sum

for your kind assistance. It is inheritance and last hope.

Show your interest and we proceed on the next step.For privacy Reply

ahmed.s@katamail.com

AHMED SALIF

[Wotty]

This thread hasn't seen much action in awhile, but I just got this tempting message in my work e-mail... the subject line was "HELLO FROM AHMED!" Sadly, I think I'm gonna have to pass on ol' Ahmed's generous offer...

 

Hello,

Let this message not be surprise to you, i am only seeking for a

helping hand from you. I lost my father years back.He died during the

political crisis in my country. My late father was one of the directors under

Tijan Kabbah's government. I am presently in Abidjan cote d'ivoire.It

is my desire to write from my heart hoping that you will not betray me.

My father made some huge amount of money which was canclled in a trunk

box and was deposited with a private security company here in Abidjan

in favor of his foreign partner when he was alive,in fact in a brief

introduction All the information will be given to you when i hear from

you. Now i am seeking for a trusted person who will stand as my late

father's foreign partner to secure the box and transfer to his/her country

for onward investment.i have decided to give you 10% of the total sum

for your kind assistance. It is inheritance and last hope.

Show your interest and we proceed on the next step.For privacy Reply

ahmed.s@katamail.com

AHMED SALIF

And you never took him up on his offer Keef ????

[Fat Freddy]

And you never took him up on his offer Keef ????

 

Oh, I don't need to. I'm already independently wealthy due to a business partnership I underwent some time ago with a Mr. Bartholomew Mutie, a big-time lawyer for a deceased millionaire who lived in Ghana. So I'll let someone else have a turn.

[Fat Freddy]

I love these SPAM mails that claim to be from a bank wanting me to "update my security profile" ... because usually they're from a "bank" that I've never heard of or have never done business with in my life... and besides, it usually only takes a few seconds of reading 'em for it to become obvious that English is not these Phisher's native language... here is one of the funnier ones I've seen in a while, it reads like one of those "Babelfish" translations of a Spanish CD review on the main HH site!!

 

Dear User.

 

Our company persistently keeps vigilant watch over recent acheivements in strife against network piracy and continuously implements preventive works aimed at maximal protection of our clients personal data against security violation by fraudsters.

 

Starting from tomorrow system of access to workfields is transferred to coding with a floating number. It means that your password and ID will not be changed but will be logged differentially. The only necessary conditions includes the following: you only need to log the first source-key which will generate further conversion. Thereto you have to follow the link (link deleted by Fat Freddy) and enter your access code and ID in the appropriate fields. Then, if data entered concur with those in our system you will be proposed to answer some more questions, so as to exclude any possibility of your account usage by third parties. This information will also be necessary in a case if you for any reason forget or lose your password.

 

List of questions you have to answer must look as follows:

What is your favorite book?

What telephone number, besides your own, is most important to you?

What is your favorite date in history?

What is the population of your hometown?

What is your favorite hobby?

What is the location of your birth?

We would like to draw your attention to the fact that all fields must be filled out, othervise the system will block escape to the next level and you can not start work with your personal data.

 

Should all necessary fields be filled in and password and ID concur with those registered in our system, you will get access to the workfield. After that your personal identification key will be siccessfully logged in the system. No other operations from your part are required.

 

If for any reason you could not gain access to the system, please check accuracy of data entered. In the event that entered data are exact but access is disabled, please contact our clients support department.

 

Thank you for cooperation and support.

IT Security Department

[Blue Charvel]

That's crazy stupid, I wonder if they even got one person to fall for that...

[Fat Freddy]

That's crazy stupid, I wonder if they even got one person to fall for that...

 

I bet the "IT Security Department" guys are sitting around scratching their heads like "We for to have excellent English in e-mailing note, but is no response getting from anywhere, is why nobody fooled?"

[Blue Charvel]

That's crazy stupid, I wonder if they even got one person to fall for that...

 

I bet the "IT Security Department" guys are sitting around scratching their heads like "We for to have excellent English in e-mailing note, but is no response getting from anywhere, is why nobody fooled?"

 

"Ours electronical translational she less perseverantly excellence not so as we for to be wishing in expectations."

[Fat Freddy]

Here's another goody that arrived in my Yahoo Mail today... I feel kinda sorry for poor Baneta Joseph, but I'm afraid she's going to be known as -a Joseph around these parts from here on...

 

From Miss baneta joseph

deaf girl looking for help,

 

I sat my apology intruding into your privacyGreetings to you. I am happy that i came across you . My name is Miss baneta joseph. I am 21 years old,universityundergraduate from Ivory coast, west Africa.I am deaf caused by medical injection that affected my ear drum but i hear little with sign. My father was a highly reputable business magnate who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days,before he was poisoned to death by his jealousy relatives and brother while on a home family meeting.

 

My mother died when I was just 6 years old,and since then my father took me so special. However, before my father gave up to the ghost on the 30th June 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $4.000.000 (Four Million dollars) deposited in one of the security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only Daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.

 

This fund was to be sent to his foriegn business partner in Overseas for investment purposes before his sudden death .

He also made me to understand that his brother's conspired and kill him to inherit his wealth and he instructed me to look for a foreigner who will help me transfer this fund and invest it wisely abroad and to prove it all, six month after my Father's death his brother sold all his properties including our family house.

 

It is the fear of betrayal from anyone around me here that confirms my decision to contact a neutral individual like you, and I want you to educate me on investment potential in your country since I would like to invest and continue my education there.

 

I am appealing to you to assist me transfer this fund to your account overseas so that i can move over there FOR MY LIFE and continue with my education there and also help me to invest the money wisely.i will give you the contact of the security company immediately i hear from you and shall send all the documents regarding to the deposit for you conviction.

 

In regards to this,your suggestions and ideas will be highly

regarded.Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your partner?

2. Can I completely trust you that you can not betray me?

3.What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your control while i come over and finalize my education?

 

Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible Immedaitely i confirmed you willingness then i will send to you my picture.And i will need your own pictures as well.

 

Thanks.

Yours Sincerely Girl

Miss baneta joseph

[Blue Charvel]

Damn those jealousy relatives and their scheming, making a poor universityundergraduate's life a living hell.

[JustJason]

I think it's nice that her father made her to understand about her uncle.

I am however worried about what her father taking her so special means.

[Fat Freddy]

Damn those jealousy relatives and their scheming, making a poor universityundergraduate's life a living hell.

 

To say nothing of their poisoning her father to death!