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**Evil Rick** · July 1, 2006

Have you tried these? They seem to work for me.

:rofl2:

hsf · July 1, 2006

Have you tried these? They seem to work for me.

I'll have to look for those. Those seem more likely to work.

(If I can't find any, if I send you the money, could ya pick up a pack for me?

That should last me a while............ although one or two might disintegrate before I get to use them.)

& then · July 1, 2006

Have you tried these? They seem to work for me.

I'll have to look for those. Those seem more likely to work.

(If I can't find any, if I send you the money, could ya pick up a pack for me?

That should last me a while............ although one or two might disintegrate before I get to use them.)

:lol: How could ya keep a straight face at the PO when they ask ya those 3 or 4 questions...."is there anything fragile....potentially hazardous or"......I would lose it by that point! :rofl2: "Um, no, it's just a little somethin', for a little guy." And I guess there wouldn't be a need for insurance either? :blink:

Bubbasmama · July 2, 2006

Have you tried these? They seem to work for me.

Ditto...... :rofl2: :rofl2:

**Evil Rick** · July 3, 2006

Just got this one today from "HotChik":

LookingFor NoStrings Crazy S E X

sounds promising... :bananamac:

hsf · July 3, 2006

Just got this one today from "HotChik":
LookingFor NoStrings Crazy S E X

sounds promising...

Way to go Rick! Good luck.

(If she's still in need of some when you're done, send her my email address. Those condoms are already on their way!. :dance: )

& then · July 3, 2006

Just got this one today from "HotChik":

LookingFor NoStrings Crazy S E X

sounds promising...

Way to go Rick! Good luck.

(If she's still in need of some when you're done, send her my email address. Those condoms are already on their way!. )

A little something' for the lil guy?! J/K! :lol:

hsf · July 4, 2006

A little something' for the lil guy?! J/K!

I don't know what you're laughing at.................... you're not the one going to have "No Strings Crazy SEX"!

....................................................

So, how's it going Rick?

(Please tell me she wanted my email!)

& then · July 4, 2006

A little something' for the lil guy?! J/K!

I don't know what you're laughing at.................... you're not the one going to have "No Strings Crazy SEX"!

....................................................

So, how's it going Rick?

(Please tell me she wanted my email!)

"No Strings Crazy SEX!"? Sounds like a puppet cut loose & he's on Viagra, or somethin'.....ok, insert yer woody jokes here...............! :drink:

**Evil Rick** · July 4, 2006

So, how's it going Rick?

(Please tell me she wanted my email!)

I got the no strings crazy sex and it was good. Fortunately for you Jay, after a night with me she would think a flea is well endowed. So she is really looking forward to the no strings crazy sex with you. She will be emailing you shortly. :drink:

hsf · July 4, 2006

I got the no strings crazy sex and it was good. Fortunately for you Jay, after a night with me she would think a flea is well endowed. So she is really looking forward to the no strings crazy sex with you. She will be emailing you shortly.

Flea? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sweet! I'm checking my email every 45 seconds now.

**Evil Rick** · July 4, 2006

I got the no strings crazy sex and it was good. Fortunately for you Jay, after a night with me she would think a flea is well endowed. So she is really looking forward to the no strings crazy sex with you. She will be emailing you shortly.

Flea? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sweet! I'm checking my email every 45 seconds now.

:lol: Just make sure your spam blocker is turned off. She told me she has a real problem with her emails always being sent to junk folders when in fact evey letter she sends has been lovingly hand typed and sealed with a kiss. poor girl.

**Blue Charvel** · July 4, 2006

I got the no strings crazy sex and it was good. Fortunately for you Jay, after a night with me she would think a flea is well endowed. So she is really looking forward to the no strings crazy sex with you. She will be emailing you shortly.

Flea? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sweet! I'm checking my email every 45 seconds now.

Just make sure your spam blocker is turned off. She told me she has a real problem with her emails always being sent to junk folders when in fact evey letter she sends has been lovingly hand typed and sealed with a kiss. poor girl.

Love hurts.

Nick C · July 4, 2006

I got the no strings crazy sex and it was good. Fortunately for you Jay, after a night with me she would think a flea is well endowed. So she is really looking forward to the no strings crazy sex with you. She will be emailing you shortly.

Flea? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sweet! I'm checking my email every 45 seconds now.

Just make sure your spam blocker is turned off. She told me she has a real problem with her emails always being sent to junk folders when in fact evey letter she sends has been lovingly hand typed and sealed with a kiss. poor girl.

Love hurts.

Wow! No strings attached eh? That'd be with a sock puppet then or maybe Pinnochio!

**Evil Rick** · July 4, 2006

Wow! No strings attached eh? That'd be with a sock puppet then or maybe Pinnochio!

She was one hot momma that's for sure. She left me her pic:

:wub:

Nick C · July 4, 2006

JustJason · July 4, 2006

Wow! No strings attached eh? That'd be with a sock puppet then or maybe Pinnochio!

She was one hot momma that's for sure. She left me her pic:

How do I get me some of this. I totally have "wood".

Nick C · July 4, 2006

Here we go again! <_<

Yeah I think I'm in "glove" (geddit???)

JustJason · July 4, 2006

MaDAMN, she is a hottie!!!

**Blue Charvel** · July 7, 2006

Who knew the Bank of Africa relied on "latinmail.com" for all it's email needs? All I know is there seems to be an international plot against rich people with no heirs. I mean it seems like every other day I hear about another one dying in a mysterious plane crash. Fortunately with this job, I'll never be rich so I guess I'm safe for now... :unsure:

From: "moses adam1" <mosesadam1@latinmail.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

To: mosesadam1@latinmail.com,

Subject: FROM MR,MOSES ADAM

Date: Thu, 6 Jul 2006 20:03:23 +0200 (CEST)

FROM MR,MOSES ADAM

BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER

BANK OF AFRICA(BOA)

OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE

DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO. IN MY

DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERD AN ABANDONED SUM OF$30 MILLION UNITED STATE

DOLLARS(THIRTY MILLION US DOLLARS IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGE TO ONE OF OUR

FORIEGN CUSTOMER(MR ENGR. STEVEN MOORE, AUSTRALIA) WHO DIED ALONG WITH

HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN JULY 2000 IN A PLANE

SINCE WE GOT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING

HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT

RELEASE IT,UNLESS SOMEBODY APPPLIES FOR THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE

DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDLING AND LAW BUT UNFORTUNATELY

WE LEARNT THAT HIS NEXT OF KIN DIED ALONG WITH HIM IN THE PLANE CRASH.

THE BANKER GUIDLINE HERE A RESPONSABLE PERSON, AND WHO THE BANK CAN

INTROSSTED THIS TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.THE RESQUEST OF FORIEGNER AS

NEXT OF KIN IN HIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER

WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABLE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A

FOREIGNER.

I AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A RESPECT TO THE

PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT,10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES

INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME, THEREAFTER, I WILL

VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED

THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS

ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF

THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR

PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER AND YOUR FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE

COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON RECEPIT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT

OF APPLICATION.I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THIS TRANSACTION

IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL

REQUIRD ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER. YOU SHOULD

CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER.

TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

YOUR's FAITHFULLY,

MR,MOSE ADAM

¡Miles de amigos con tus mismas aficiones! http://www.latinchat.com

Nick C · July 8, 2006

All I know is there seems to be an international plot against rich people with no heirs. I mean it seems like every other day I hear about another one dying in a mysterious plane crash. Fortunately with this job, I'll never be rich so I guess I'm safe for now...

Great I'll get on the plane with you ..... Nick "moneybags" Clarkson <_<

FROM MR,MOSES ADAM

By the way his name is an anagram of O ME MAD ASS!!! :yikes:

**Blue Charvel** · July 9, 2006

All I know is there seems to be an international plot against rich people with no heirs. I mean it seems like every other day I hear about another one dying in a mysterious plane crash. Fortunately with this job, I'll never be rich so I guess I'm safe for now...

Great I'll get on the plane with you ..... Nick "moneybags" Clarkson

FROM MR,MOSES ADAM

By the way his name is an anagram of O ME MAD ASS!!!

It's like the bloody Da Vinci Code! :ninja:

Fat Freddy · July 9, 2006

I just got this one today... I think this one sounds pretty legit... how can you NOT trust somebody with an honest-sounding name like "Bartholomew?"

FROM MR BARTHOLOMEW R MUTIE.

Sir,

I personally decided to put in writing as below, the full details of

this business proposal that I have been trying to explain to you. I have

a re-profiling amount in an excess of US$78M, which I seek your

partnership in accommodating for me. I am willing to give out 25% of this

total sum to you for your quick assistance and partnership, 70% for me and

while 5% should be set side for reimbursement of any unforeseen

expenses we both might incure in the cause of this transaction. However, I

sincerely seek your confidence in this transaction, which I am proposing

to you.

My name is Bartholomew mutie, I am the personal assistance to the

former President of Republic of Liberia (President Charles Taylor).

President Charles Taylor decided on the 11th of August 2003 to go into exile in

a neighboring country Nigeria to seek asylum. Based on these

developments, his various foreign bank accounts have been frozen and some are

still under serious investigation. But in the light of all these

happenings, President Charles Taylor was able, through the help of some

loyalist succeeded to secretly move the sum of US$78M, on my name as the owner

to a private security company vault in

Nigeria where the final crediting is expected to be carried out later,

but resently he has just been arrested and taken away. you can read

more on CNN news of March 30, 2006.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/03/29...eria/index.html

All the depositing documents of the above fund were on my name and they

are still in my possession, What I need from you is to stand as the

beneficiary of the above quoted sum and I will arrange for the

documentation which will enable the Security Company transfer / wire the fund to

your bank account. I have decided to do this only with you and use this

sum to relocate to European or American continent and never to be

connected to any of President Charles Taylor's conglomerates. This

transaction can be concluded within 2 weeks.

My questions are:-

1. Can you handle this project?

2. Can I give you this trust?

3. can you keep this business as very confidential?

4. If you can sponsor this transfer, Is 25% acceptable to you, as your

commission?

REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:

Consider this and reply as soon as possible to (my private email

address) mutbarth@infinito.it, so i can give you more clear explanations

details and information about this transaction. I will also need your

direct telephone and fax number for easy reach. Finally, it is my humble

prayer that the information as contained herein be accorded the necessary

attention, urgency as well as the secrecy it deserves. Please i need

you to send me your telephone number so i can give you a call immediately

for more discusion. As soon as I get your positive response, I will

send you more information to you.

Best regard

Mr. Bartholomew mutie

JustJason · July 9, 2006

I just got this one today... I think this one sounds pretty legit... how can you NOT trust somebody with an honest-sounding name like "Bartholomew?"

FROM MR BARTHOLOMEW R MUTIE.

Sir,

I personally decided to put in writing as below, the full details of

this business proposal that I have been trying to explain to you. I have

a re-profiling amount in an excess of US$78M, which I seek your

partnership in accommodating for me. I am willing to give out 25% of this

total sum to you for your quick assistance and partnership, 70% for me and

while 5% should be set side for reimbursement of any unforeseen

expenses we both might incure in the cause of this transaction. However, I

sincerely seek your confidence in this transaction, which I am proposing

to you.

My name is Bartholomew mutie, I am the personal assistance to the

former President of Republic of Liberia (President Charles Taylor).

President Charles Taylor decided on the 11th of August 2003 to go into exile in

a neighboring country Nigeria to seek asylum. Based on these

developments, his various foreign bank accounts have been frozen and some are

still under serious investigation. But in the light of all these

happenings, President Charles Taylor was able, through the help of some

loyalist succeeded to secretly move the sum of US$78M, on my name as the owner

to a private security company vault in

Nigeria where the final crediting is expected to be carried out later,

but resently he has just been arrested and taken away. you can read

more on CNN news of March 30, 2006.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/03/29...eria/index.html

All the depositing documents of the above fund were on my name and they

are still in my possession, What I need from you is to stand as the

beneficiary of the above quoted sum and I will arrange for the

documentation which will enable the Security Company transfer / wire the fund to

your bank account. I have decided to do this only with you and use this

sum to relocate to European or American continent and never to be

connected to any of President Charles Taylor's conglomerates. This

transaction can be concluded within 2 weeks.

My questions are:-

1. Can you handle this project?

2. Can I give you this trust?

3. can you keep this business as very confidential?

4. If you can sponsor this transfer, Is 25% acceptable to you, as your

commission?

REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:

Consider this and reply as soon as possible to (my private email

address) mutbarth@infinito.it, so i can give you more clear explanations

details and information about this transaction. I will also need your

direct telephone and fax number for easy reach. Finally, it is my humble

prayer that the information as contained herein be accorded the necessary

attention, urgency as well as the secrecy it deserves. Please i need

you to send me your telephone number so i can give you a call immediately

for more discusion. As soon as I get your positive response, I will

send you more information to you.

Best regard

Mr. Bartholomew mutie

Be very careful. He's a mutant.

Fat Freddy · July 10, 2006

Be very careful. He's a mutant.

It's OK, I voted against the Mutant Registration Act. Obviously that's why he trusts me with this large sum of money.

(Inside joke for all X-Men fans/comic book geeks)

SPAM!

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