SPAM!

[Doksdad]

None of those whores ever replied to me.

Maybe they would have if you hadn't addressed them as Dear Whores.......

[Blue Charvel]

I just got this one in my email with the subject:

 

How I legally rob banks...

 

I got that one too. Once I get out of jail I'm going to give it another shot.

[Evil Rick]

I just got this one in my email with the subject:

 

How I legally rob banks...

 

I got that one too. Once I get out of jail I'm going to give it another shot.

I've developed my own strategy which is an offshoot--how I legally rob convenience stores. You know the "take a penny, leave a penny" cup? Well, I take two and never leave any. I should be able to retire by 2258. I have a book and audio cassette coming out next week if anyone want's to get in on the ground floor of my scheme.

[Blue Charvel]

I just got this one in my email with the subject:

 

How I legally rob banks...

 

I got that one too. Once I get out of jail I'm going to give it another shot.

I've developed my own strategy which is an offshoot--how I legally rob convenience stores. You know the "take a penny, leave a penny" cup? Well, I take two and never leave any. I should be able to retire by 2258. I have a book and audio cassette coming out next week if anyone want's to get in on the ground floor of my scheme.

 

I think I saw your infomercial last night. Looks promising!

[Bubbasmama]

Ok.......spam is spam.......but this one was kinda scary.....

 

Hi,

 

Not very good erecxction? You are welcome - http://hopkinjane.com/d/

 

 

 

 

 

 

will happen. First I will kill this aged devil who spoke such filth.

You two will watch.

Then I will kill you as well.

 

[Blue Charvel]

Ok.......spam is spam.......but this one was kinda scary.....

 

Hi,

 

Not very good erecxction? You are welcome - http://hopkinjane.com/d/

 

 

 

 

 

 

will happen. First I will kill this aged devil who spoke such filth.

You two will watch.

Then I will kill you as well.

 

 

"fucked up" are the words that come to mind after reading that...

[Fat Freddy]

Here's something odd...these random paragraphs were at the bottom of a SPAM I just received telling me about some penny stock that's going to "EXPLODE" tomorrow ...dunno why it's there because it has nothing to do with the rest of the message, in fact it reads like a bad attempt at Tom Clancy...

 

He rose deliberately from his chair and came towards them across thesoundless carpet.

Very much so, said Winston, immediately seeing where this tended. You ought not to have come here together, andyou will have to leave separately. There is no possibility that anyperceptible change will happen within our own lifetime. From your personal knowledgeyou will never be able to say that it numbers even as many as a dozen. If you mean confessing, she said, we shall do that, right enough.

He saw Julia pick up her glass and sniff atit with frank curiosity.

He continued to move to and fro over the soft carpet. But how far away that future may be, thereis no knowing.

When he came back his mother haddisappeared. It would not have occurred to her that an action which isineffectual thereby becomes meaningless. For a moment the lids flitted down over hiseyes.

After the stopping of the telescreenthe room seemed deadly silent. They had held on to theprimitive emotions which he himself had to re-learn by conscious effort. It was important,he said, not to go out smelling of wine: the lift attendants were veryobservant.

The roomwas a world, a pocket of the past where extinct animals could walk.

Winston saw that he was carrying a tray with a decanterand glasses. You were lifted clean out of the stream of history. At last they were face to face, and it seemed that his only impulse wasto run away. The proles, it suddenly occurred to him, had remained in thiscondition.

If you keep clear of people like me, youmight stay alive for another fifty years.

As OBrien passed the telescreen a thought seemed to strikehim. I thought wed always been at war with Eurasia, she saidvaguely.

It wasntjust a question of somebody being killed. For amoment he seemed even to have been deprived of the power of speech. To this day he did not knowwith any certainty that his mother was dead. The proles are human beings, he said aloud. When finally you are caught, you willget no help.

[Blue Charvel]

Here's something odd...these random paragraphs were at the bottom of a SPAM I just received telling me about some penny stock that's going to "EXPLODE" tomorrow ...dunno why it's there because it has nothing to do with the rest of the message, in fact it reads like a bad attempt at Tom Clancy...

 

He rose deliberately from his chair and came towards them across thesoundless carpet.

Very much so, said Winston, immediately seeing where this tended. You ought not to have come here together, andyou will have to leave separately. There is no possibility that anyperceptible change will happen within our own lifetime. From your personal knowledgeyou will never be able to say that it numbers even as many as a dozen. If you mean confessing, she said, we shall do that, right enough.

He saw Julia pick up her glass and sniff atit with frank curiosity.

He continued to move to and fro over the soft carpet. But how far away that future may be, thereis no knowing.

When he came back his mother haddisappeared. It would not have occurred to her that an action which isineffectual thereby becomes meaningless. For a moment the lids flitted down over hiseyes.

After the stopping of the telescreenthe room seemed deadly silent. They had held on to theprimitive emotions which he himself had to re-learn by conscious effort. It was important,he said, not to go out smelling of wine: the lift attendants were veryobservant.

The roomwas a world, a pocket of the past where extinct animals could walk.

Winston saw that he was carrying a tray with a decanterand glasses. You were lifted clean out of the stream of history. At last they were face to face, and it seemed that his only impulse wasto run away. The proles, it suddenly occurred to him, had remained in thiscondition.

If you keep clear of people like me, youmight stay alive for another fifty years.

As OBrien passed the telescreen a thought seemed to strikehim. I thought wed always been at war with Eurasia, she saidvaguely.

It wasntjust a question of somebody being killed. For amoment he seemed even to have been deprived of the power of speech. To this day he did not knowwith any certainty that his mother was dead. The proles are human beings, he said aloud. When finally you are caught, you willget no help.

 

I'm sure somebody knows the exact reason in a more technical manner, but I think it's got something to do with evading the clutches of anti-spam software by fooling it with the extra text.

[Fat Freddy]

I'm sure somebody knows the exact reason in a more technical manner, but I think it's got something to do with evading the clutches of anti-spam software by fooling it with the extra text.

 

 

Those clever bastards....

 

Dunno if anybody bothered to actually read all of the random text, but the lack of proper spacing between words resulted in this rather interesting passage:

 

>>>He saw Julia pick up her glass and sniff atit with frank curiosity.

 

Who is Julia, and why is she sniffing at tits? So what happened next??

[JustJason]

I'm sure somebody knows the exact reason in a more technical manner, but I think it's got something to do with evading the clutches of anti-spam software by fooling it with the extra text.

 

 

Those clever bastards....

 

Dunno if anybody bothered to actually read all of the random text, but the lack of proper spacing between words resulted in this rather interesting passage:

 

>>>He saw Julia pick up her glass and sniff atit with frank curiosity.

 

Who is Julia, and why is she sniffing at tits? So what happened next??

That's too awesome.

[Blue Charvel]

I'm sure somebody knows the exact reason in a more technical manner, but I think it's got something to do with evading the clutches of anti-spam software by fooling it with the extra text.

 

 

Those clever bastards....

 

Dunno if anybody bothered to actually read all of the random text, but the lack of proper spacing between words resulted in this rather interesting passage:

 

>>>He saw Julia pick up her glass and sniff atit with frank curiosity.

 

Who is Julia, and why is she sniffing at tits? So what happened next??

 

And just who the hell is Frank Curiosity?

[JustJason]

I'm sure somebody knows the exact reason in a more technical manner, but I think it's got something to do with evading the clutches of anti-spam software by fooling it with the extra text.

 

 

Those clever bastards....

 

Dunno if anybody bothered to actually read all of the random text, but the lack of proper spacing between words resulted in this rather interesting passage:

 

>>>He saw Julia pick up her glass and sniff atit with frank curiosity.

 

Who is Julia, and why is she sniffing at tits? So what happened next??

 

And just who the hell is Frank Curiosity?

 

Classic my friend!!

[Faust]

About Spam, the new member on the boards, called Viagra.com, seems to be a big spammer....

[Blue Charvel]

About Spam, the new member on the boards, called Viagra.com, seems to be a big spammer....

 

Now Chris, are you sure that's not his god-given name and you're not just unfairly stereotyping him?

[JustJason]

About Spam, the new member on the boards, called Viagra.com, seems to be a big spammer....

 

Now Chris, are you sure that's not his god-given name and you're not just unfairly stereotyping him?

 

That would be a HARD name to grow up with.

[Faust]

Now Chris, are you sure that's not his god-given name and you're not just unfairly stereotyping him?

 

If his parents give to him this name, he has to take a lawyer !

 

Edit : anyway, if it's a joke, and just a real pseudonym and the guy is serious (but I have serious doubts about that), I apologize for my post....

[Fat Freddy]

I see the guy's name at the bottom of the main page and it sez the user-name is "Viagra-kaufen.tk," which sounds a heckuva lot like a spammer address to me... If I remember my high school German correctly, that name would translate to either "Buy Viagra" or "Viagra sales" ... and he/she/it hasn't posted anything yet, so let's see ... anybody want to take bets on how long he/she/it is around before they're ?

[Li§a]

anybody want to take bets on how long he/she/it is around before they're ?

I say he/she/it now!

[Fat Freddy]

A pre-emptive ? I like it, I like it!

[Blue Charvel]

I see the guy's name at the bottom of the main page and it sez the user-name is "Viagra-kaufen.tk,"

 

What, so everybody picks on the guy who's mom got re-married and did the hyphen thing with her name? This is so sad, and so unfair. Poor Joe Viagra-Kaufen.tk, he probably feels so unloved here. Bastards, all of you.

[JustJason]

I see the guy's name at the bottom of the main page and it sez the user-name is "Viagra-kaufen.tk,"

 

What, so everybody picks on the guy who's mom got re-married and did the hyphen thing with her name? This is so sad, and so unfair. Poor Joe Viagra-Kaufen.tk, he probably feels so unloved here. Bastards, all of you.

 

Seriously though, who names their kid Joe?

[Blue Charvel]

I see the guy's name at the bottom of the main page and it sez the user-name is "Viagra-kaufen.tk,"

 

What, so everybody picks on the guy who's mom got re-married and did the hyphen thing with her name? This is so sad, and so unfair. Poor Joe Viagra-Kaufen.tk, he probably feels so unloved here. Bastards, all of you.

 

Seriously though, who names their kid Joe?

 

Okay so that part was a little far fetched, you got me...

[Faust]

What, so everybody picks on the guy who's mom got re-married and did the hyphen thing with her name? This is so sad, and so unfair. Poor Joe Viagra-Kaufen.tk, he probably feels so unloved here. Bastards, all of you.

 

[Li§a]

It surprises me that you guys actually open up those emails..... there's things hiding in there

[Dan Friml]

Dear user of PayPal services,

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If u want the prize LOGIN in your account. !! login to your PayPal account!

 

Nice one from today's mail...