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Fucking hell. Seriously. I put $16 in bets on the race in our office sweepstakes. Turns out I won $18 overall (due to picking the last horse twice, strangely enough) BUT, because I am a fucking moron, I was sitting here in the office with twenty minutes till race time, absolutely dying for a fucking beer.

 

Honestly, to put Melbourne Cup Day into context, I am usually a blind mess by race time - it's an awesome excuse for getting drunk at work... but there was no one in the office this year - they're all on some fucking cruise somewhere.

 

So yeah, either way, I was fuckin' dying for a beer so I just thought, fuck it, and went down to the pub and bought a beer to quickly drown before race time. So, sure enough, while I'm there I think to myself I'll do one quick little fucking bet, which I fucked up, and it ended up costing me $18. So, in the end I fucked myself out of $18 due to my own stupid fucked up stupidity.

 

Melbourne Cup day, in summary, sucks dog balls. Once again.

Did you fuckin' bet on the non-fuckin'-runner as well ?? :whistle:

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Fucking hell. Seriously. I put $16 in bets on the race in our office sweepstakes. Turns out I won $18 overall (due to picking the last horse twice, strangely enough) BUT, because I am a fucking moron, I was sitting here in the office with twenty minutes till race time, absolutely dying for a fucking beer.

 

Honestly, to put Melbourne Cup Day into context, I am usually a blind mess by race time - it's an awesome excuse for getting drunk at work... but there was no one in the office this year - they're all on some fucking cruise somewhere.

 

So yeah, either way, I was fuckin' dying for a beer so I just thought, fuck it, and went down to the pub and bought a beer to quickly drown before race time. So, sure enough, while I'm there I think to myself I'll do one quick little fucking bet, which I fucked up, and it ended up costing me $18. So, in the end I fucked myself out of $18 due to my own stupid fucked up stupidity.

 

Melbourne Cup day, in summary, sucks dog balls. Once again.

Did you fuckin' bet on the non-fuckin'-runner as well ?? :whistle:

You can be guaranteed it's the only horse I do back every fuckin' year.

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FUCK! My computer at home is fuckin' fucked right the fuck up again!! :angry:

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If you don't want to fucking work today raise your hand.

 

My fuckin' hand is SO fuckin' raised right now <_<

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Woooooooooooot!!! Fuckin' started my Christmas shopping today!!! :woot:

 

Got Bubba an Optimus Prime voice changer mask, roller skate shoe thingies and a badass bike that looks like a motorcycle!!! :jump:

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Woooooooooooot!!! Fuckin' started my Christmas shopping today!!! :woot:

 

Got Bubba an Optimus Prime voice changer mask, roller skate shoe thingies and a badass bike that looks like a motorcycle!!! :jump:

 

Yeah I started mine as well, I got my oldest some fucking Transformers he really wanted the Optimus Prime fucker you know the one that's made of fucking metal and transforms in about thirty fucking steps.

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Fucking hell! Everyone's away, the phone keeps fucking ringing and I'm doing work that isn't my work! Plus I'm behind on my own work! Doesn't everyone realise I just want to cold kick it and not get caught up in this fuckin' work thing?

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After reading about the chick that constantly fuckin' orgasms, I figured I'd just come on in here and say..........

 

 

FUCK!!!!!!! Woooooooooooooot!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

 

:christmas:

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Fuck! Babysitter's kid has a fuckin' fever, so she can't take the kids today... So I get to call in to work and tell'em I can't fuckin' make it in today... and it's fuckin deadline day too. They're gonna fuckin' hate my ass.

 

But y'know what? Fuck'em.

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I have no reason to say fuck yet... but as soon as they get out that meeting I'll be using the word internally so much I'll out-fuck myself.

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Good evening my fellow fucking HH freaks. It is nearly the fucking Weekend again, so give me a Fuck yeah!

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I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

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