Fat Freddy Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Nope, no athletics for me in school, because I was the Least Coordinated Man Alive. I would've liked to have tried to get on the baseball team but with my lack of skills the most likely squad for me would've been the Special Olympics team. (Sorry, that was kinda mean, wasn't it? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2023 Gold Donors Metal T Posted December 17, 2008 2023 Gold Donors Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Sure did...Baseball with a chick.I was the pitcher and she was the catcher... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 soccer which was great fun. Ahhhhhh fuck mate, wait until Jez ,Ian and the rest of the English boys get hold of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 soccer which was great fun. Ahhhhhh fuck mate, wait until Jez ,Ian and the rest of the English boys get hold of this Seriously mate, I have never denied that soccer is a great game to play. I loved it as a kid, but that was proper soccer. The shit these professional poofters play does not resemble the game we used to play, that's for sure. We never wore skirts, for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaffas Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 I was on the Cricket and Soccer teams, .. and also captained the Indoor cricket side.... and also captained the lawn bowls team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodicrockoz Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 horizontal tango is my favourite sport & still is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaffas Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 horizontal tango is my favourite sport & still is i didnt know it was a solo sport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katehill2003 Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Nope, no athletics for me in school, because I was the Least Coordinated Man Alive. I would've liked to have tried to get on the baseball team but with my lack of skills the most likely squad for me would've been the Special Olympics team. (Sorry, that was kinda mean, wasn't it? ) Aww Freddy where were you when I was in high school? I was the least coordinated girl alive. I spent my time playing the tuba in the marching band and the violin in the orchestra when I wasn't going to rock concerts and getting stoned. When I was 20, I decided that maybe ballet lessons would help my clutziness. After 5 lessons or so, I got his huge growth on my pinky toe and had to get it surgically removed. The doctor asked me what I was doing differently and I told him ballet lessons. He laughed and told me to stop doing that. I guess once a clumsy dork, always a clumsy dork. No amount of ballet would help.... I did, however, learn to play ice hockey at the age of 45. I am a goaltender. Yeah, I just basically have to stand there and have people shoot pucks at my face. I also participate in the scottish games aka highland heavy athletics. We throw heavy stuff around ... logs, bags of straw, big rocks and chunks of lead on a chain all while wearing kilts. It's AWESOME!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 soccer which was great fun. Ahhhhhh fuck mate, wait until Jez ,Ian and the rest of the English boys get hold of this Seriously mate, I have never denied that soccer is a great game to play. I loved it as a kid, but that was proper soccer. The shit these professional poofters play does not resemble the game we used to play, that's for sure. We never wore skirts, for a start. You wore speedos and a pink vest!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Football, rugby, tennis, squash, x-country running, swimming, handball, basketball, field athletics (track, high jump, long jump, shotput), ... No marbles, Canasta or Pro thigh slapping? Freak!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectrefate Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 Yes I did. Mainly Tecmo Super Bowl and WWF Royal Rumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 18, 2008 Report Share Posted December 18, 2008 soccer which was great fun. Ahhhhhh fuck mate, wait until Jez ,Ian and the rest of the English boys get hold of this Seriously mate, I have never denied that soccer is a great game to play. I loved it as a kid, but that was proper soccer. The shit these professional poofters play does not resemble the game we used to play, that's for sure. We never wore skirts, for a start. You wore speedos and a pink vest!! Only when I was goalkeeper. The rest of the time I wore my flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 soccer which was great fun. Ahhhhhh fuck mate, wait until Jez ,Ian and the rest of the English boys get hold of this Seriously mate, I have never denied that soccer is a great game to play. I loved it as a kid, but that was proper soccer. The shit these professional poofters play does not resemble the game we used to play, that's for sure. We never wore skirts, for a start. You wore speedos and a pink vest!! Only when I was goalkeeper. The rest of the time I wore my flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leykis101 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I played my whole life, got to high school and really only played baseball, I played football in 10th grade, and it was at this point football wasnt fun, the coaches foamed at the mouth, they abused, beat up, and degraded any player at any time, regardless of the talent level, I felt more like I was at a probation meeting in pads, then out at football practice, theirs nothing fun about a couch breathing down your neck, and micromanaging your every motion on the field, that was the exact opposite of why I played football, and it was at that time, I was like "Fuck this shit, Hey coach, Go Fuck Yourself" maybe if any of the coaches had done anything to gain my respect, I would have shown it to them, but I had never heard of any of them, as far as I knew, they didnt even play a snap their entire life. Baseball took me to Arizona State, where at the time a free education, for playing baseball seemed the furthest thing from a blessing then I could have thought of, as far as I cared, the day 12th grade ended, I would never have to learn anything I didnt want to again in my life, it was the moment I had waited 12 grades for, year by year, growing more and more excited, Fuck what a fuckin retard I am, I would give my personal autographed photo of me, Mark Mcgwire, and Ken Griffey Jr. to have that oppurtunity back! Id give anything! Isnt it fucked up how, (for me anyway) unbelievable oppurtunitys fall my way, in the most unoppurtune times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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