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JUST FOR FUN!!!. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine next to it.

 

Don't confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

 

NOTE: FINES are to be added-up ONLY once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

 

and post what your fine is : My fine is $$ (whatever amount is!)

 

I will start this off and say my fine was $65.

 

 

Smoked weed -- $10

 

Did acid or pills -- $5

 

Ever had sex at church -- $25

 

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

 

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25

 

Had sex for money -- $100

 

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20

 

Vandalized something -- $20

 

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

 

Beat up someone -- $20

 

Been jumped -- $10

 

Cross dressed -- $10

 

Given money to stripper -- $25

 

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

 

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

 

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

 

Ever drive and drank -- $20

 

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

 

Used toys while having sex -- $30

 

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

 

Went skinny dipping -- $5

 

Had sex in a pool -- $20

 

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

 

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

 

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

 

Masturbated -- $10

 

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

 

Done oral -- $5

 

Got oral -- $5

 

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25

 

Stole something -- $10

 

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

 

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15

 

Had a threesome -- $50

 

Had sex in public -- $20

 

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25

 

Had sex with some one when another person was in the room -- $50

 

Stole something worth over more than a hundred -- $20

 

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

 

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25

 

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50

 

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

 

Went streaking -- $5

 

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

 

Been arrested -- $5

 

Spent time in jail -- $15

 

Pissed in the pool -- $0.50

 

Played spin the bottle -- $5

 

Done something you regret -- $20

 

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

 

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

 

Had anal sex -- $80

 

Lied to your mate -- $5

 

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

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Wow, nothing like something like this to remind me how much my life sucks. :( Embarrassingly so, I only got $260.

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Seriously guys, pissing in a pool? What the hell is wrong with you? :lol:

If you would have pissed in a pool, you would have had $0.50 more!! :tumbsup:

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Seriously guys, pissing in a pool? What the hell is wrong with you? :lol:

If you would have pissed in a pool, you would have had $0.50 more!! :tumbsup:

Haha. I was more interested in higher priced items though, please.

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Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

 

Only 20$, seriously?!?!?, that's messed. Yet it's 25$ for giving money to a stripper.

 

I only scored 285.50$. Sure I've pissed in a pool but I'm not proud of it.

 

If I could add each time I masturbated, gave money to a stripper and smoked weed. the fine would have been in the millions back in the 90's.

 

I know one thing, all the boys that have scored over 500$, have been in a threesome, having gay anal sex, all the while in jail, with at least one in this threesome being a Puerto Rican.

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Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

 

 

I know one thing all the boys that have scored over 500$, have been in a threesome having gay anal sex while in jail with at least one person being a Puerto Rican.

 

 

...And don't forget the midget and the Appalacian mountain goat ;)

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Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

 

 

I know one thing all the boys that have scored over 500$, have been in a threesome having gay anal sex while in jail with at least one person being a Puerto Rican.

 

 

...And don't forget the midget and the Appalacian mountain goat ;)

...while getting a hand job from the Dali Lama....

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I know one thing, all the boys that have scored over 500$, have been in a threesome, having gay anal sex, all the while in jail, with at least one in this threesome being a Puerto Rican.

 

Sorry to disappoint Zach, but knowone has mounted this pup... ;)

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