Jump to content

..............and then there were 2


heaven&hell

Recommended Posts

I was surfing dude. Water was f*cking 14 degrees celcius!!! Still, it was a boiling hot day and the beach was the only place to be. Good surf too.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 812
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Still a myth. I think if there were any sharks in the first place they would have frozen solid yesterday and floated away.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Still a myth. I think if there were any sharks in the first place they would have frozen solid yesterday and floated away.

 

 

 

Sharks might be a myth but Nork Muffins are not a myth.

Jason likes his Muffins flavored with Platypus Semen.(He says it tastes like chicken)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Still a myth. I think if there were any sharks in the first place they would have frozen solid yesterday and floated away.

 

 

 

Sharks might be a myth but Nork Muffins are not a myth.

Jason likes his Muffins flavored with Platypus Semen.(He says it tastes like chicken)

 

Backed. Nork Muffins are as real as today, but I hope you got this silly watermelon/shark fantasy out of your head. I find platypus semen tastes best on chicken burgers... taking the place of mayonaise. Adds a whole new dimension to the flavour.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Still a myth. I think if there were any sharks in the first place they would have frozen solid yesterday and floated away.

 

 

 

Sharks might be a myth but Nork Muffins are not a myth.

Jason likes his Muffins flavored with Platypus Semen.(He says it tastes like chicken)

 

Backed. Nork Muffins are as real as today, but I hope you got this silly watermelon/shark fantasy out of your head. I find platypus semen tastes best on chicken burgers... taking the place of mayonaise. Adds a whole new dimension to the flavour.

 

 

Watermelon's are good, much much better than Platypus Semen I'd imagine.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Preferences aside, they both have a similar effect. Watermelons make one's face wet as you attempt to eat those awkward smile-shaped heaven sent taste sensations. And platypus semen also makes your face wet after it's sent you off to sleep and drool drips onto your pillow as you think of patting a platypus and nudging it's bill with your own nose.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If building sandcastles naked in my living room whilst making seagul and ocean noises with my mouth and hands is unbelievable... well, then I don't want to be believable.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If building sandcastles naked in my living room whilst making seagul and ocean noises with my mouth and hands is unbelievable... well, then I don't want to be believable.

 

 

To be honest with you I found it very entertaining. :popcorn:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If building sandcastles naked in my living room whilst making seagul and ocean noises with my mouth and hands is unbelievable... well, then I don't want to be believable.

 

 

To be honest with you I found it very entertaining. :popcorn:

Since I won 'Australian Big Brother' back in 2004 I try to be entertaining 24 hours a day... just in case someones's still watching.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If building sandcastles naked in my living room whilst making seagul and ocean noises with my mouth and hands is unbelievable... well, then I don't want to be believable.

 

 

To be honest with you I found it very entertaining. :popcorn:

Since I won 'Australian Big Brother' back in 2004 I try to be entertaining 24 hours a day... just in case someones's still watching.

 

 

 

My dog and I are watching right now, although he is very confused, since up until now he thought that dogs were the only living creatures that could lick their own balls, but you have proved once again Geoff that you can do things that most others can't. :unsure:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If building sandcastles naked in my living room whilst making seagul and ocean noises with my mouth and hands is unbelievable... well, then I don't want to be believable.

 

 

To be honest with you I found it very entertaining. :popcorn:

Since I won 'Australian Big Brother' back in 2004 I try to be entertaining 24 hours a day... just in case someones's still watching.

My dog and I are watching right now, although he is very confused, since up until now he thought that dogs were the only living creatures that could lick their own balls, but you have proved once again Geoff that you can do things that most others can't. :unsure:

Yeah, it's a bit hard for me. Because my balls are so massive and they slide along the ground and I do like to keep them clean, I scrub them regularly with a washcloth, but sometimes if I'm in a hurry my tongue has to suffice. Obviously women offer to do the task should I be in public, but in private sometimes I'm the only person I can truly rely upon.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Many on the board tonight but no one in this wonderful thread.

 

So I don't have strippers and cookies like Justjason has but I do have Nork Muffins.

 

Come on don't someone want a Nork Muffin? Geoff? Jason? Pete? Nick? Anyone there?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Sorry Wes, but this thread is kind of defunct for the moment. I'll eat your nork muffins but I can't really contribute further until there's only 2 people on board... which may not be for a while yet.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 4 weeks later...

Today is probably the quietest day on the board I've seen for ages. If it was Friday for everyone I could understand, but it's only Friday for us sexy Sydney-siders... and other Australians. Even the midday lunch-rush I came to expect this week, including Wes and Ryche was very brief today, and where's Nick? All the regulars are gone. I hope there's something good on TV there, guys, or I may just have to apply this can opener to this can of whoop-ass I have sitting on my desk.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Today is probably the quietest day on the board I've seen for ages. If it was Friday for everyone I could understand, but it's only Friday for us sexy Sydney-siders... and other Australians. Even the midday lunch-rush I came to expect this week, including Wes and Ryche was very brief today, and where's Nick? All the regulars are gone. I hope there's something good on TV there, guys, or I may just have to apply this can opener to this can of whoop-ass I have sitting on my desk.

 

 

Don't do anything you'll regret cousin.

 

Can't a brother sleep? This creature of the night does get tired every once in a while.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I may just have to apply this can opener to this can of whoop-ass I have sitting on my desk.

You bastard! You stole my can of whoop-ass! I was wondering where the hell that went!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yesterday (Sunday) morning there was a whopping total of 1 person on the board...Me. Not even any guests. But I took the hint and grabbed a quick shower and everyone came back. :tumbsup:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yesterday (Sunday) morning there was a whopping total of 1 person on the board...Me. Not even any guests. But I took the hint and grabbed a quick shower and everyone came back. :tumbsup:

 

Yeah, I thought there was "something in the air" !! :whistle: It's gone now ! ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yesterday (Sunday) morning there was a whopping total of 1 person on the board...Me. Not even any guests. But I took the hint and grabbed a quick shower and everyone came back. :tumbsup:

 

Yeah, I thought there was "something in the air" !! :whistle: It's gone now ! ;)

 

 

 

Yeah I noticed there wasn't much going on yesterday too.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

  • Posts

    • I hate that Collective Soul is considered alternate. When they were popular they were promoted as active rock, which I'm not sure what that is but it sounds a lot closer what they do than alternate rock. To me, alternative is REM and Pavement and the like.
    • The reason I mentioned Alter Bridge and Scott Stapp's solo stuff is because I don't think it's too far off from Creed. Myles Kennedy obviously has a more dynamic voice than Stapp but musically they're very similar. At the end of the day as I've said I love this site and if Dan decided to strip it down to the bare bones and build a site from the ground up starting with Journey and Poison and I would still support it.
    • I get the idea of keeping the site pure but if you look at the genres of music on HH listed on the site not even all of them fit into the AOR/Melodic Rock sub genres and if you submit a cd there's even more categories. If the site was strictly AOR & Melodic Rock it would still be an amazing database but it's also, sleaze, glam, southern rock, blues rock, hard rock and modern hard rock and there's a lot more to those genres to explore. 
    • My two cents... This site's database was probably the single biggest factor in me getting into the AOR/melodic rock subgenre, and I was like a kid in a candy shop for a while because I knew *almost* every artist on here would appeal to me and fit what I was looking for. Finding new music you enjoy is one of life's greatest pleasures and for a while this site was my go-to. I'll always be grateful to Dan and the rest of the contributors for that. That being said, I worry that it will lose a lot of that appeal if it just starts adding a bunch of artists that play rock music but do not fit in the AOR/melodic rock subgenre. There are a few bands on here that are already pushing it and if every artist with two guitars and a big snare drum gets admitted, what's separating this database from any other? We are all fans of a type of music that is quite "niche" these days but that's what makes the site special. tl;dr I vote no on all of them. I vote no on Creed twice.
    • There is always gonna be a fine line between what is an is not gonna cut the mustard on here. As I said before, Cornell is an amazing singer and the stuff he did with Audioslave was certainly deserving of a place on the site as there was so much 70s hard rock/metal to their sound. But Soundgarden certainly does not fit beyond a few songs here and there. And his solo stuff is all over the place genre wise. His James Bond theme, you know my name is one of my favourite hard rock songs of all time and if he had released a whole album in that style, I would whole heartedly support that being on the site, but as much as I really like his Carry on album, it just does not belong here. And I would be really against stuff like Pearl Jam and Creed not because I flat out hate them, but just because I don't think they really fit. There are bands I love I would not want on here, and there are bands I hate who I fully support them being on here (The Darkness for example). The other thing to consider, as it was mentioned by someone, it does not matter if certain members of a band have albums on here, that does not mean there other bands belong on here. Audioslave yes, Soundgarden and RATM, no. Scott Stapp (can't really comment) but Creed, no. Mother Love Bone, yes. Pearl Jam, no. And with some of the other bands mentioned, like The Cars. It's a slippery slope, as where do you stop? Should Dire Straits be on here? Bruce Springsteen? Huey Lewis? Mellencamp? All artists I really like, but don't think they have a place.
    • Really looking forward to a couple of upcoming releases as well. Maverick is sounding promising, and most hyped for The Warning as all singles released from that so far have been top notch. Plus there is the new Rolling Quartz EP on the horizon.  
    • While I enjoy listening to some of those bands, I'd vote no on including any in the HH main database.  Especially the ones I'd classify as grunge (Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and Mudhoney) or alternative rock (Live and Collective Soul) as for me those are the antithesis of what I consider a HH artist to be.
    • Might be a bit obvious, and there are so many songs with this name, but these are my faves
    • 'Till The End' sampler.    
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.