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I immediately thought of @Thomas/Coastline when I saw this birthday cake 😂

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Man, My FUCKIN Roids are killin me!! :explode:

 

Um...gee, thanks for fuckin' sharing man. Fuckin' YIKES

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Fuckin' LOL! That's fuckin' hilarious. Poor fuckin' bastard. I had androids in my fuckin' ass once too... I know all about it mate.

 

Hey Wes, what's that fuckin' Bronco's logo? I assume it American Football? There is a fucking team in the Rugby League competition I live for... I mean watch, called the Brisbane Broncos. The logo's pretty fuckin' similar-ish

 

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Goooood fuckin morning everybody and happy fuckin' Monday...fuckin' UGH

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Fuckin' cloudy here but no fuckin' rain (which we fuckin' need... <_< ). In addition, fuckin' DMV can kiss my fuckin' ass.

 

Fuckin'A, I would fuckin' welcome some rain. I put fuckin' grass seed down on my fuckin' lawn last Sunday and it's a pain in the fuckin' ass having to drag the fuckin' hose out and water the fuckin' lawn every night of the fuckin' week. I don't think it's doing any fuckin' good anyway, I haven't seen one fuckin' blade of grass sprout yet. My fuckin' yard looks like it's got fuckin' mange

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Fuckin' cloudy here but no fuckin' rain (which we fuckin' need... <_< ). In addition, fuckin' DMV can kiss my fuckin' ass.

 

Fuckin'A, I would fuckin' welcome some rain. I put fuckin' grass seed down on my fuckin' lawn last Sunday and it's a pain in the fuckin' ass having to drag the fuckin' hose out and water the fuckin' lawn every night of the fuckin' week. I don't think it's doing any fuckin' good anyway, I haven't seen one fuckin' blade of grass sprout yet. My fuckin' yard looks like it's got fuckin' mange

 

You're preaching to the fuckin' choir my friend... :(

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Fuckin' cloudy here but no fuckin' rain (which we fuckin' need... <_< ). In addition, fuckin' DMV can kiss my fuckin' ass.

 

Fuckin'A, I would fuckin' welcome some rain. I put fuckin' grass seed down on my fuckin' lawn last Sunday and it's a pain in the fuckin' ass having to drag the fuckin' hose out and water the fuckin' lawn every night of the fuckin' week. I don't think it's doing any fuckin' good anyway, I haven't seen one fuckin' blade of grass sprout yet. My fuckin' yard looks like it's got fuckin' mange

 

You're preaching to the fuckin' choir my friend... :(

 

And I'm the fucker with the really high-pitched out-of-tune voice in the back fuckin' row. I laid turf down in our lawn about 6 months ago and it grew like a fuckin' erect member watching pornography, then I cut it and now it's brown as a fuckin' chocolate covered scrotum now. It's so fuckin' depressing. We need rain too, but I hate it so fuckin' much and love the fuckin' sunshine. Fuckin' double-edged swords - who the fuck needs them?

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I had my fuckin' brithday yesterday - 9th of May and there's a girl in the office who had her's today - 10th of fuckin' May. She took me out to the local fuckin' pub yesterday for lunch and drinks. I had 2 new bank cards from my bank in my fuckin' wallet and wanted to get a few dollars out of the fucking ATM to play the pokies on my lucky fuckin' day. Fuckers hadn't told me I had to activate these replacement cards first, so to cut a long and fuckin' aggravating story short, I couldn't access any cash and therefore couldn't play the fuckin' pokies on my lucky day, potentially missing out on thousands of dollars. But I was okay, thinking I'd saved some fuckin' money I didn't have to spend anyway.

 

Well, I fuckin' returned the favour today and took my buddy out to lunch and we ate, had a few drinks and she decided to have a little slap and tickle on the fuckin' pokies. Puts in $10 and pulled out $200 - that is two fucking hundred dollars!!! What the fuck???!!! That is fuckin' immense, especially in my current financial situation. So while she pulled that out in front of me, I was left to sit there weeping, thinking about what the fuck could have been yesterday if I'd been able to get that fuckin' money! Fuck! I missed my fuckin' window!

 

Fuck that was a boring story. Oh well, 5:00pm now and it passed the time. Time for home now. :D

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Yea, Geoff...what the fuck are fuckin' pokies? I think you lost everybody who's not Australian when you used that term. :)

 

Fuckin'A, I'm fuckin' pissed today. Our fuckin' washing machine broke two fuckin' weeks ago. Brand new fuckin' machine, crapped out after only being in the fuckin' house for about three weeks. We call the fucking company cuz it's under fucking warranty and they give us the # of a fuckin' repair place to come out and fix the fuckin' thing. Last Tuesday a guy shows up, looks at the fucker for five minutes, sez he doesn't have the right fuckin' parts to do it that day, he's gonna have to order the fuckin' parts and come back another day. So yesterday was supposed to be the fuckin' day. 9 o'clock in the fucking morning the repair place calls, they STILL don't have the fucking parts they need, so it's been pushed off till NEXT fucking Tuesday. Mind you we are talking about a little fuckin' plastic clip that keeps the fuckin' door on the washer closed, it probably costs 25 cents, why the fuck is it taking so long for these fuckers to get a fresh one? Fuck the appliance industry. If they fuck me over again next Tuesday I'm smashing the fucking machine with a hammer and mailing it back to the manufacturer piece by fucking piece, cash on delivery...

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fuckin-a - it's really fun being the pokee :D oh, fuckin pokies.... nevermind :blink:

 

The fuckin fog was way fuckin thick this morning. Could only see about a fuckin foot in front of the car.

gawd I fuckin hate that :unsure:

 

Got in safe, got my fuckin big-ass cup of coffee now and all is fuckin good again B)

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Fuckin' fog!! Remember that fuckin' film called The fuckin' fog about all those fuckin' dead sailors coming back to fuckin' well terrorise that fuckin' town!! Fuck hope it wasn't fuckin' like that. I like the fuckin film tho!

 

Nice and fuckin warm here to fuckin' day.

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Guys, watch your fucking language !!!

 

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Fuckin' fog!! Remember that fuckin' film called The fuckin' fog about all those fuckin' dead sailors coming back to fuckin' well terrorise that fuckin' town!! Fuck hope it wasn't fuckin' like that. I like the fuckin film tho!

 

Nice and fuckin warm here to fuckin' day.

 

 

I like the fucking original version that John Carpenter did with Jamie Lee Curtis (hubba-hubba). I didn't fucking care for the newer version that much.

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I haven't seen the fucking remake of the fuckin' "Fog" but the original is a fuckin' classic!

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FUCK that dumb Bitch!! Man she can kiss my Fat Fuckin Ass!! :butt: Man she just Fucking really pisses me off sometimes ya know? Dont you guys Fuckin Hate it when they are the biggest Fuckin Bitches in the world!!

 

(HER) :bigboom: Yet her shit dont ever Fuckin Stink! Well You know I could Fuckin tell you some stories. Fuckin Bitch. Damn her for making me so Fuckin misreable and being the Fuckin Bitch she is!! :axe:

 

Ok Im done now. :lol:

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Who the fuck were you talking about Metaltrekman? Sounds fucking intense.

 

Fuckin' hell! I think I need to get a fuckin' interpreter every fucking time I speak on this site. Fucking pokies = poker machines? I think they're called slot machines in the States? Fuck, I don't even know. Those fuckin' machines where you put money in, hit a few buttons (or pull a fuckin' lever) and the fuckin' 5 rows of cards or whatever's on the fuckin' screen - donkeys if you like - spin and stop and steal your fuckin' money!!!

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