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What the FUCK up all you crazy motherFuckers

Great Fuckin thread you got here

Having a great Fucking day here, just got up from sleeping a fucking whopping 9 hours

All fucking refreshed now.

See you fucking later guys and gals. :drink:

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is the only one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word that just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck, from German's "fliechen", which means to strike. In English, fuck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word fuck,as in these examples used as the following words:

 

- fraud: "I got fucked"

- trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now"

- dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"

- aggresion: "don't fuck with me, buddy!"

- difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question"

- inquery: "who the fuck was that?"

- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here"

- incompetence: "he's a fuck-off!"

- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and fuck yourself?"

 

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:

 

FUCK YOU!

 

http://kekepower.com/musikk/Fuck.mp3

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is the only one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word that just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck, from German's "fliechen", which means to strike. In English, fuck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word fuck,as in these examples used as the following words:

 

- fraud: "I got fucked"

- trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now"

- dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"

- aggresion: "don't fuck with me, buddy!"

- difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question"

- inquery: "who the fuck was that?"

- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here"

- incompetence: "he's a fuck-off!"

- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and fuck yourself?"

 

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:

 

FUCK YOU!

 

http://kekepower.com/musikk/Fuck.mp3

 

Yeah thats classic right there

You can't forget this one..........How about you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. :rofl2:

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What a fucking brilliant idea for a fuckin' thread. I fucken marvel at the genius motherfucking mind behind this brilliance.

 

Speaking of fucking long days, this is one. My boss just said to one of the guys in the office '... and find out what the fuckin' price is...' And then he just said 'Fuck!'. How in-line with this thread.

 

Fuck I feel like a fuck tonight, I hope it works out for me.

 

And for some reason that post by Metal Jay with the clapping hands was so fucking funny. Fuckin' brilliance.

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Fuckin'A, it does my fuckin' heart good to see so many motherfuckin' people usin' the fuckin' word "fuck." You know what the fuck I'm sayin? This fuckin' message board rocks, I fuckin' love this place, fuckin' everybody is so fuckin' funny

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Woo-hoo! Fuckin' Friday finally fuckin' got here! 'bout fuckin' time! :banger:

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................................FUCK............................................

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The Fucking Dr. Told me I have Fuckin Bronkitis!! FUCK!!! :blink:

 

 

I hope you fucking get to feeling better. Being sick fuckin sucks.

 

 

 

Now, I was gonna come in here and fuckin post somthing but I fucking forgot what I was gonna fucking say.

 

Don't ya just fucking hate that?

 

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What a fucking brilliant idea for a fuckin' thread. I fucken marvel at the genius motherfucking mind behind this brilliance.

 

 

Why thank you. Very nice of you to fuckin say so.

 

 

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The Fucking Dr. Told me I have Fuckin Bronkitis!! FUCK!!! :blink:

 

Fuckin' hell did this make me laugh. I'm fucking sorry mate, I'm not laughing at your fucked up situation, but the post was pretty fucking funny, you have to admit that. Poor fuckin' bastard.

 

I'm sitting on the lounge today like a fat fuck, waiting for my brother to arrive so I can fucking shred in the ocean, teaching motherfuckers how to surf... or look like a fucking twat because I still can't surf. Probably the latter to be fucking honest.

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