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I agree that Tom Cruise is a short ugly elf. I have a piccie of my puppy on my desk. She's looking at me. I'm going to put another one of kitty and puppy and one of my girl... soon. That Thailand picture I bought off ebay a week ago (FYI, fastest shipping EVER) is on our bedroom wall at home now, in a frame. It's awesome.

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My pen has a blue top...but when I write black ink comes out!!

Is is a Polish pen?

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Why's it gotta be Polish? A pen's a pen.

As long as it writes in invisible ink?

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Why do you polish pens, Lisa? Can you do my shoes instead please? :wub:

Hi Geoff :wub:

 

I will do neither :P

 

I would do it Geoff, but I know your penis is in there and I have a headache.

Truth.

 

Let me know when your headache's passed and I'll ask some of my servants to hold my member while you polish... if it's going to be that much of a distraction.

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Why do you polish pens, Lisa? Can you do my shoes instead please? :wub:

Hi Geoff :wub:

 

I will do neither :P

 

I would do it Geoff, but I know your penis is in there and I have a headache.

Truth.

 

Let me know when your headache's passed and I'll ask some of my servants to hold my member while you polish... if it's going to be that much of a distraction.

I don't think I meant Polish sausage, did I? :blink:

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Why do you polish pens, Lisa? Can you do my shoes instead please? :wub:

Hi Geoff :wub:

 

I will do neither :P

 

I would do it Geoff, but I know your penis is in there and I have a headache.

Truth.

 

Let me know when your headache's passed and I'll ask some of my servants to hold my member while you polish... if it's going to be that much of a distraction.

I don't think I meant Polish sausage, did I? :blink:

Next time I've been locked away in the bathroom for too long and I come out and someone says, "What on earth were you doing in there???" I'm going to answer with, 'I was just polishing the Polish sausage.'

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Why do you polish pens, Lisa? Can you do my shoes instead please? :wub:

Hi Geoff :wub:

 

I will do neither :P

 

I would do it Geoff, but I know your penis is in there and I have a headache.

Truth.

 

Let me know when your headache's passed and I'll ask some of my servants to hold my member while you polish... if it's going to be that much of a distraction.

I don't think I meant Polish sausage, did I? :blink:

Next time I've been locked away in the bathroom for too long and I come out and someone says, "What on earth were you doing in there???" I'm going to answer with, 'I was just polishing the Polish sausage.'

 

 

 

It looks like I missed a very interesting conversation last night. <_<

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Why do you polish pens, Lisa? Can you do my shoes instead please? :wub:

Hi Geoff :wub:

 

I will do neither :P

 

I would do it Geoff, but I know your penis is in there and I have a headache.

Truth.

 

Let me know when your headache's passed and I'll ask some of my servants to hold my member while you polish... if it's going to be that much of a distraction.

I don't think I meant Polish sausage, did I? :blink:

Next time I've been locked away in the bathroom for too long and I come out and someone says, "What on earth were you doing in there???" I'm going to answer with, 'I was just polishing the Polish sausage.'

 

 

 

It looks like I missed a very interesting conversation last night. <_<

 

I was reading through this last night, I though I best stay out of this one.

 

Diet Dr. Pepper is good.

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Pretty hot on the couch here. Got my Ipod back today, completely wiped... just trying to put stuff back on. Looks like I have to start pretty much from scratch. I'm so happy about that I'm thinking of throwing a party. Streamers, balloons, keg, cakes and party hats included. Woohoo.

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I think I pulled a muscle in my chest.

Every movement I make hurts like f#@king hell.

Good thing you don't have big boobs.... :tits:

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I think I pulled a muscle in my chest.

Every movement I make hurts like f#@king hell.

Good thing you don't have big boobs.... :tits:

 

 

No sh@t. That would suck wouldn't it.

 

 

Wait a minute if I had big boobs I would have something to do the rest of the day. :P

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I drove to Hebden Bridge today....then drove back home

 

Definitely not A Bridge Too Far then.

But being winter, would it be a Bridge Over Troubled Water?

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