I Like Beer!

[eaglesfan3000]

I liked beer and wine way to much last night.

 

I hear ya Wes...I'm hangin' a bit this morning myself.

[Nick C]

The Three Little Pigs

 

 

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

 

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

 

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

 

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

 

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

 

 

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

 

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

 

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

 

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the

table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

 

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

 

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

 

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

 

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"

 

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

 

The third piggy says -

 

.......... "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

[Blue Charvel]

The Three Little Pigs

 

 

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

 

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

 

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

 

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

 

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

 

 

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

 

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

 

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

 

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the

table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

 

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

 

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

 

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

 

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"

 

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

 

The third piggy says -

 

.......... "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

 

Talk about transatlantic, my wife just showed me that one about a week ago. Guess it's pretty much everywhere...

[Nick C]

Talk about transatlantic, my wife just showed me that one about a week ago. Guess it's pretty much everywhere...

 

Well now I'm just embarrassed

[eaglesfan3000]

 

Talk about transatlantic, my wife just showed me that one about a week ago. Guess it's pretty much everywhere...

 

Well now I'm just embarrassed

 

That's alright Nick I still chuckled at it.

[Nick C]

 

Talk about transatlantic, my wife just showed me that one about a week ago. Guess it's pretty much everywhere...

 

Well now I'm just embarrassed

 

That's alright Nick I still chuckled at it.

Cheers Bob ... I'll raise a glass to you next time I have a .......BEER! YAAAAAY!

[Nick C]

Neighbours going on holiday.

 

Brought around so it wouldn't go off

 

1) Some fruit

2) Potato salad and coleslaw

3) a Melon

4) a 2 litre bottle of cider .......RESULT!!!!!!!

 

I re-opened it and had a pint before they left the house hahahaha....magic!

[heaven&hell]

I still like beer.

[Fat Freddy]

I too would like to reiterate my fondness for that particular beverage.

[Geoff]

Yeah, I don't mind a drop either.

[eaglesfan3000]

BEER is like mothers milk to me.

[glam_junkie]

Why is it that beer is responsible for good nights, but bad mornings?

[heaven&hell]

I'm out of Beer.

[Fat Freddy]

I'm out of Beer.

 

I'm out of beer too!

 

All right, who the HELL drank all of me and Wes' beer?

[eaglesfan3000]

I'm out of Beer.

 

I'm out of beer too!

 

All right, who the HELL drank all of me and Wes' beer?

 

K, I admit it...it'was...Geoff...he did it...he drank all of your beer.

[Geoff]

I'm out of Beer.

 

I'm out of beer too!

 

All right, who the HELL drank all of me and Wes' beer?

 

K, I admit it...it'was...Geoff...he did it...he drank all of your beer.

Bob! Dude, you said we weren't going to tell anyone.

 

Truth is, Bob and I took it all and sat on the balcony downing them. We pinky swore we'd never tell anyone... but looks like someone had already had too many and doesn't remember that. Bob.

[eaglesfan3000]

I'm out of Beer.

 

I'm out of beer too!

 

All right, who the HELL drank all of me and Wes' beer?

 

K, I admit it...it'was...Geoff...he did it...he drank all of your beer.

Bob! Dude, you said we weren't going to tell anyone.

 

Truth is, Bob and I took it all and sat on the balcony downing them. We pinky swore we'd never tell anyone... but looks like someone had already had too many and doesn't remember that. Bob.

 

Damn Geoff I'm really sorry I totally forgot, we must have sworn after we drank Wes's beer, I was pretty hammered by then.

[Geoff]

I'm out of Beer.

 

I'm out of beer too!

 

All right, who the HELL drank all of me and Wes' beer?

 

K, I admit it...it'was...Geoff...he did it...he drank all of your beer.

Bob! Dude, you said we weren't going to tell anyone.

 

Truth is, Bob and I took it all and sat on the balcony downing them. We pinky swore we'd never tell anyone... but looks like someone had already had too many and doesn't remember that. Bob.

 

Damn Geoff I'm really sorry I totally forgot, we must have sworn after we drank Wes's beer, I was pretty hammered by then.

Yeah, you really were. It was around the same time you saw a bunny in the yard, hopped over the railing and hopped alongside it, mimicking it. You shared a carrot with it, petted it's fur and whispered sweet everything's in it's ear, and then all of a sudden you tackled him, like he was a football player. At that time the bunny had clearly had enough and he shoved his cotton-bud tail in your nose, you sneezed and blew him away. In tears you came back to the balcony and we started of Keith's beer. But damn, you were hammered mate.

[heaven&hell]

I'm out of Beer.

 

I'm out of beer too!

 

All right, who the HELL drank all of me and Wes' beer?

 

K, I admit it...it'was...Geoff...he did it...he drank all of your beer.

 

 

 

I drank all of my beer.

 

I think I'm gonna buy some Sam Adams this weekend.

[Fat Freddy]

I'm planning to buy some Smithwick's Irish Ale this weekend in honor of St. Patrick's Day. (Before anybody asks "Why not Guinness?", I'm not a big fan of stout... too bitter)

[Geoff]

When's St Patrick's Day? I will drink this evening and tomorrow... and I'm already excited. Footy season starts tonight!!!!!!!!!! Football = increased alcohol consumption.

[Nick C]

At home right now I have

 

2/3 rds of a 2 litre bottle of cider

 

half a bottle of red wine (Rioja)

 

A full bottle of white wine (Chardonnay)

 

About 10 - 15 pints of homebrewed cider made from apples me and my mate pinched from the trees on the street....it's not that clever.

[Jez]

Sire Nicholas - How was your Speckled Hen t'other day my good man!!

[Nick C]

The Speckled Hen was bang on mate.......and the beer was okay too! I might have to invest in a few more bottles and maybe build up a small stash at home.

The problem is if there's beer at home it invariably goes missing...I wake up on the carpet and I find empty bottles scattered around me!!! I think probably Wendy or Ben drink it while I'm asleep.

 

BTW you up in Preston at any point soon?

[aMetalhead1966]

I love Beer...Beer Loves me..AHHH Yummy goodness in a Cold

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