Jorn returns with possibly worst album title ever

[AlphaMale]

"Bring Heavy Rock To The Land"

 

What a horrible album title.

[Dead Planet]

Yeah, but I won't hesitate to buy it...

[Glen]

Let me guess - plodding euro metal?? The guy needs to get back to 'Sunset Station' type stuff.

[phaffas]

When i read that title i thought the same thing.I have totally lost track of this guy! I bought "Out to every Nation" after all the reviews, and after spinning it a few times couldnt understand the hype.. dreary and plodding. Then it hit me and it was amazing. i bought "The Duke" then and gave it time, but it never got past dreary. After that ive sampled every album but none seem to do a single thing for me. You gotta give it to him in consistency of providing the same sound and a record or two every year.

[phaffas]

In saying that.... he does release the same stuff over and over

 

Starfire (2000)

Worldchanger (2001)

Out to Every Nation (2004)

The Duke (2006)

Live In America (2007) - Live.. obviously

The Gathering (2007) - Rereleased tracks

Unlocking The Past (2007)- Covers

Lonely Are the Brave (2008)

Dukebox (2009) - best of

Spirit Black (2009)

Dio (2010) - covers

Live in Black (2011) - live...

Bring Heavy Rock To The Land (2012)

[phaffas]

 

Tracklisting

 

 

Disc 1:

1. My Road
   
2. Bring Heavy Rock To The Land
   
3. A Thousand Cats
   
4. Ride Like The Wind
   
5. hains Around You
   
6. The World I See
   
7. Time To Be King
   
8. Ride To The Guns
   
9. Black Morning
   
10. I Came To Rock
    
11. Live And Let Fly
    

[phaffas]

The title even looks crap on the cover.

[KarpetRydOFunk]

I do love his mascot. And his voice!!!

[JamesEagle]

The title even looks crap on the cover.

 

 

Don't like the cover, don't like the title ... good job I'm no Jorn fan. I find most of his albums have the odd decent tune, but also lots of filler.

[phaffas]

He is also a very ugly man.

[JamesEagle]

He is also a very ugly man.

...because he has the head of a crow?

[Geoff]

The title even looks crap on the cover.

 

 

Don't like the cover, don't like the title ... good job I'm no Jorn fan. I find most of his albums have the odd decent tune, but also lots of filler.

 

I agree there's usually a few sweet tracks on his albums. I sure won't rush out to get this but I'll hear it one day. I expect there to be a handful of good tracks. It's funny how I saw the name a little while back and also thought it to be probably the most dreadful I've heard.

[Shawn Of Fire]

Love Jorn...I see nothing wrong with any of it.

[kourosofsteel3]

Hope it's less than 100 MB...

[KarpetRydOFunk]

Hope it's less than 100 MB...

I don't understand. Why does that matter?

[kourosofsteel3]

Hope it's less than 100 MB...

I don't understand. Why does that matter?

 

Quality over quantity

[KarpetRydOFunk]

Hope it's less than 100 MB...

I don't understand. Why does that matter?

 

Quality over quantity

 

Yeah, but that's not an accurate comparison. File size does not denote the amount of tracks an album may have.

[kourosofsteel3]

Hope it's less than 100 MB...

I don't understand. Why does that matter?

 

Quality over quantity

 

Yeah, but that's not an accurate comparison. File size does not denote the amount of tracks an album may have.

 

It's just a "kourosteelenian" empirical evaluation tool.Not valid,nor its data-set follows the normal distribution.

[KING]

Love it. It;s JORN most diverse and best solo album to date. Shame Tore Moren has left the band and the bassist Nic. Both new members are from the band Wig Wam, never heard them before.