Silliest/worst band name?

[JamesEagle]

Just thought it would be fun to start a thread listing silly or just plain rubbish rock band names. (Apologies if this has been done before, I have done a search and not come up with anything.) My starter for ten:

 

 

What were they thinking?

[Jez]

Just thought it would be fun to start a thread listing silly or just plain rubbish rock band names. (Apologies if this has been done before, I have done a search and not come up with anything.) My starter for ten:

 

 

What were they thinking?

 

The band was bloody great though - Kevin Gilbert et all.

[Jeff]

Well, we recently had that thread about the band "Pussy Sister" ...that is even hard to type without wincing.

 

My bad, had to Edit to get the name correct.

[66 mustang]

Screamin Cheetah Wheelies

 

what is a cheetah wheelies and what to they sound like when they scream???

[martinsane]

Screamin Cheetah Wheelies

 

what is a cheetah wheelies and what to they sound like when they scream???

 

Agreed, bad name, but if memory serves this is a caption from a Far Side comic...

[Fat Freddy]

I swear I am not making any of these up...

 

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles

Barney Rubble & The C*nt Stubble

Buster Hymen & The Cherries

Job For A Cowboy

The Jonbenet

Nothing Rhymes With Orange

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead

Rocket From The Crypt

Bullet For My Valentine

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

Between the Buried and Me

As I Lay Dying

A Life Once Lost

Hot Buttered Anal

Deadwhore Fecaljuice

Goblin Cock (get it?)

 

...also, basically any band name with three or more words in it irritates the f*ck out of me. If you can't come up with something punchy enough in two words or less, then think harder dammit.

 

I could do this all day...but I'll let someone else have a shot.

[LV KIX]

One I've always thought was dumb... Stoney Bone Child.

[martinsane]

One I've always thought was dumb... Stoney Bone Child.

 

That one went over like a fart in church around here... Totally "tried"to monopolise on the band Mother Love Bone.

[Chris]

Dinosaur Jr.

[Jeff]

Goo Goo Dolls

 

Somebody explain to me what that means...better yet, don't bother.

[Jez]

Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel

 

Crispy Ambulance

 

Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

[Retrospect Records]

For the brits...remember these guys...

 

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead

 

And how can we forget

 

The Black Cunts

[All Nights Reserved]

A few grindcore bands:

 

Clinging To The Trees Of A Forest Fire

Pig Destroyer

Cripple Bastards

Fuck...I'm Dead

[cdjunky41]

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

 

GAGGLE OF COCKS (I always think of GARGLE WITH COCKS)

 

HOT BUTTERED ANAL-Got this last week and read the lyrics

[Fat Freddy]

 

Clinging To The Trees Of A Forest Fire

 

 

How the f*ck do they fit that name on the front of a t-shirt?

 

HOT BUTTERED ANAL

 

Beat you to this one in my earlier post.

[swriter]

BAND CALLED SNATCH!!!!

 

anyone know the name of the album, and cover was blonde dudes with silly string all over the place!!

[zrock63]

BAND CALLED SNATCH!!!!

 

anyone know the name of the album, and cover was blonde dudes with silly string all over the place!!

 

"If the party's In your face....We're Coming".......I remember seeing the band back in the early 80's in some club in NY...

[swriter]

BAND CALLED SNATCH!!!!

 

anyone know the name of the album, and cover was blonde dudes with silly string all over the place!!

 

"If the party's In your face....We're Coming".......I remember seeing the band back in the early 80's in some club in NY...

 

 

wowowow, u win, mow I must see if I still have it somewhere!!!!! hahaha

[swriter]

BAND CALLED SNATCH!!!!

 

anyone know the name of the album, and cover was blonde dudes with silly string all over the place!!

 

"If the party's In your face....We're Coming".......I remember seeing the band back in the early 80's in some club in NY...

 

 

wowowow, u win, mow I must see if I still have it somewhere!!!!! hahaha

 

 

 

oops. actually, replace face with mouth and add all after we're and that was the title!!!!! hahaha

[JamesEagle]

A few grindcore bands:

 

Clinging To The Trees Of A Forest Fire

Pig Destroyer

Cripple Bastards

Fuck...I'm Dead

 

I think that one is quite amusing, as is Cattle Decapitation. What would possess you to call your band that?

[JamesEagle]

BTW, I think a lot of the 'nu-metal' band names are pathetic, e.g. Blink 182, Sum 41, etc. Pathetic.

[Dead Planet]

I think we had this topic before and I mentioned....

 

Edguy

The Poodles

 

 

Both bands I like a lot....except for the idiotic name...

[zrock63]

BAND CALLED SNATCH!!!!

 

anyone know the name of the album, and cover was blonde dudes with silly string all over the place!!

 

"If the party's In your face....We're Coming".......I remember seeing the band back in the early 80's in some club in NY...

 

 

wowowow, u win, mow I must see if I still have it somewhere!!!!! hahaha

 

 

 

oops. actually, replace face with mouth and add all after we're and that was the title!!!!! hahaha

 

damm, I was close....lol

[JamesEagle]

I really hate the band name Big Cock, but I suspect many will disagree. Good band, but I just find the name really juvenile.

[eaglesfan3000]

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