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I was recently stoned (tonight) and was unloading a box of my cd's that had been 3 years lost, but my uncle miraculously found them in his storage shed, and shipped them to me, but I was ripped and pulling each one out of the box individually, you know giving it a once over, when I burst into hysterical laughter, I don't know if it was the irony or sheer stupidity of it, but upon scanning Loverboys - Lovin Every Minute Of It album cover, I was bound to uncontrollable laughter, Im sure if I hadnt been blazed, it would have just gone right over onto the pile, but it struck me, could this be possibly the single most stupid, mindless, cheap, album cover, or do you think perhaps it was a concept cover? and I just didnt get it at first? what are some of your thought, and feel free to add to the list of excellent album covers, if I could think of more I would have just done a poll, maybe after you all pipe in, i'll have enough Ideas to do a poll.

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if you said gay paedophillia I would have said Nirvana ' Nevermind', but since you said gay I'll just have to go with "Soldiers Under Command' by styper. (Yes, that's right.... the whole jesus thing is just a cover!) That balck and yellow lycra jump suit really does it for me...., ummmm, .... I mean Geoff.

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if you said gay paedophillia I would have said Nirvana ' Nevermind', but since you said gay I'll just have to go with "Soldiers Under Command' by styper. (Yes, that's right.... the whole jesus thing is just a cover!) That balck and yellow lycra jump suit really does it for me...., ummmm, .... I mean Geoff.

 

Perhaps gay was a bad choice of words, since gay's often would have a more well thought album cover, (R.E.M. Green) just got my Stryper poster framed, good call on that as well, but still not even as remotely stupid as Loving Every Minute Of It.

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Before they were "Shotgun Messiah", they were known as Kingpin. You should see what the BACK of this cd cover looks like.....

 

 

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My wife was so embarrassed when I bought this one.

I explained to her that I was buying it for the music and not because they looked nice in their furry diapers. :anon:

 

:rofl2::rofl2: That was made me laughing out of loud because one day, my girl look at me very weird about that CD in my collection. And I had to justify why I like this band. :rofl2: This is a real gay cover art, no doubt.

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Manowar- Anthology.

 

 

My wife was so embarrassed when I bought this one.

I explained to her that I was buying it for the music and not because they looked nice in their furry diapers. :anon:

 

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I refuse to own this CD strictly because of the cover art. It looks like a gay porn tape! The name of the band should be "ManOporn"

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I refuse to own this CD strictly because of the cover art. It looks like a gay porn tape! The name of the band should be "ManOporn"

:rofl2::rofl2: Actually we can't go in a local used CD store to sell it ! Can you imagine the shame !

ManOporn "Analogy"

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ManOporn "Analogy"

 

:rofl2: Why didn't I think of that joke?? Good one Christoph!

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Before they were "Shotgun Messiah", they were known as Kingpin. You should see what the BACK of this cd cover looks like.....

You mean this one? :rofl2:

 

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Before they were "Shotgun Messiah", they were known as Kingpin. You should see what the BACK of this cd cover looks like.....

You mean this one? :rofl2:

 

Kingpin-WelcomeToBopCity-back.jpg

 

:rofl2: "Tim Tim" looks like Dee Snider's ugly little sister.

 

Do his new bandmates in Marilyn Manson know he used to dress like that??

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oh man o man...i think thread could get ugly real quick...cuz we all know that back in the day, we ALL thought these cd's (albums) looked real cool and we wanted to dress just like them to get the chicks....now...hind sight...they look gay?? now tim tim up above....uh..yeah!! thats a bit too much butt flesh being pushed there!!!

 

manoporn...uh...we ALL wish we had a body like that,today and back then!! ha

none the less, we all have a different understanding of what the 'cool look' back then was, and what we now know (looked gay) back then. admit it...back in 80--whatever when that kingpin cd was 1st out, there were some of us...er..i mean you....who thought that was the cool look and put on your spandex under our...i mean your...torn too tight pepes or z cav or 501's and teazed up the hair as much as we----you could--just to look cool for the chicks!! :whistle:

 

but those were the fun rockin daze we all wish would come back to the forfront of ROCK huh?

im sure we all have at least 1 or 2 'gay pose' cd covers in our collection. i myself have a few.....dare i say it.... hall and oates cd's...ya know..i think pretty much ALL of their cd covers look pretty darn gay to me now that i think about it.....hmmm

 

this could be a pretty 'gay'.......(fun) thread here!! post some more pics if ya dare!! poison/nitro/heavy pettin/any bon jovi/heck, even billy thopre and kim mitchell had some goofy stuff.

 

post up my fellow MEN !!!

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I was recently stoned (tonight)

1. Best start to a thread ever.

 

2. The covers posted here so far are so gay it's awesome, and the one I'd have to add is Kane Roberts - s/t... the gay one with his machine gun guitar. :lol:

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Try this one: Fucking excellent disc by an excellent quite mad band:

 

 

Max Webster - High Class In Borrowed Shoes

 

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And without forgetting the biggest bunch of Fag Hag, crafty butchers ever and their 'Look What My Dog Dragged In' debacle: If that ain't slightly 'Pink', I don't know what is!!

 

 

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I've seen that one before - pretty damned 'Pink' if you ask me. The geezer on the left looks like Michael Anthony from Van Halen dontcha think?

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Before they were "Shotgun Messiah", they were known as Kingpin. You should see what the BACK of this cd cover looks like.....

You mean this one? :rofl2:

 

Kingpin-WelcomeToBopCity-back.jpg

 

:rofl2: "Tim Tim" looks like Dee Snider's ugly little sister.

 

Do his new bandmates in Marilyn Manson know he used to dress like that??

 

Yes they do! and thats what got him the job, now he wears anal beads around his neck, and has prop used tampons as hair extensions,

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OMG !!! Timtim is fucking awesome ! Scaring !

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pretty softcore compared to the others, but its mainly Alec and Tico that make it look gay...especially the look on Alecs face!

 

Yea, that's pretty gay. Looks like Tico is going "KISS ME you fool!"

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Here is another pure gay cover art :

Accept and it's "balls to the wall"

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Here is another pure gay cover art :

Accept and it's "balls to the wall"

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Classic. Rob Halford probably has a 10x10 blow-up of this album cover hanging on his wall. :rofl2:

 

You ever seen the picture of the band on the inner sleeve of the "BALLS TO THE WALL" vinyl LP? All the guys are shirtless (except Udo) standing together with their arms interlocked. Very disturbing.

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Here is another pure gay cover art :

Accept and it's "balls to the wall"

14609qu5.jpg

 

Classic. Rob Halford probably has a 10x10 blow-up of this album cover hanging on his wall. :rofl2:

 

You ever seen the picture of the band on the inner sleeve of the "BALLS TO THE WALL" vinyl LP? All the guys are shirtless (except Udo) standing together with their arms interlocked. Very disturbing.

 

OMG :rofl2::rofl2: Yes ! And the song 'London Leatherboys'... A pure gay anthem isn't it ?

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