Let's Discuss Eric Brittingham

[Fat Freddy]

It's been too long...

 

U.S. Presidents take Eric Brittingham's birthday off.

 

Eric Brittingham can speak French...in Russian.

 

Eric Brittingham's mother has a tattoo that says "SON"

 

If Hollywood were to film Eric Brittingham's life story, they would need an army of incredibly handsome purple-clad stunt men.

 

Eric Brittingham bullfights in the nude.

 

Eric Brittingham once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.

 

Eric Brittingham once had an "awkward moment" ... just to see what it felt like.

 

If Eric Brittingham were to mail a letter without a stamp, it would still reach its destination.

 

The police often question Eric Brittingham simply because they find him fascinating.

 

Cuba imports their cigars from Eric Brittingham.

 

When Eric Brittingham drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

 

F*ck that guy in the Dos Equis commercials. Eric Brittingham is the most interesting man in the world.

[JustJason]

My time away has been spent in the service of the Almighty Eric Brittingham. Make no mistake he has been watching and although he's not pleased this thread has been neglected since March, he's decided to let us live because be recognizes true admiration. Some recent updates to Eric Brittingham's doings for you. Eric Brittingham hates the Yankees and therefore created this Biogenisis to get rid of Alex Rodriguez. He was just going to smite Rodriguez but Eric has been seeing a therapist and is working through anger issues. Eric commanded Kim and Kanye to name the baby North as a joke. In other news Eric says to watch Bug Brother 15. It's his favorite show at the moment and whatever his favorite is should be your favorite too.

 

Eric be with you

[Fat Freddy]

Greetings from across the mists of time, JustJason. I have done my best to keep the Brittingham's eternal flame going during your absence.
It is my fervent hope that The Great Brittingham will soon make his presence known to us and give unto us the Anti-Life Equation.

[JustJason]

Your loyalty has not fallen on blind eyes.

 

How's trix dude?

[Fat Freddy]

Trix are OK but I prefer Golden Grahams.

[JustJason]

Trix are OK but I prefer Golden Grahams.

Cinnamon Life guy myself

[KarpetRydOFunk]

Toast. Not cinnamon toast. Just toast. And butter, of course.

[Leykis101]

To thy powers that be, oh lord brittingham, heavenly father, i have commeth to thou eric almighty with a request, my simple request if you could possibly grant a look for a peasant, would be your knowledge unto which fills the universe,could possibly hook me up with the bass and keys tablature to Wham! Wake Me Up? If u could see fit to fatten my sheet music, i would b forever in your debt. I mean further to your debt.

[JustJason]

It's damn near 2014 EB

[Fat Freddy]

It would truly be a Festivus miracle if The Great Brittingham were to finally reveal unto us the Anti-Life Equation.

Wherefore art thou Eric??

[Chris]

I wonder if EB is masquerading as Santa...

[KarpetRydOFunk]

I wonder if EB is masquerading as Santa...

 

Please... Santa wishes he could be Sir Brittingham, Masquerading as that old git is beneath him.

[Chris]

 

I wonder if EB is masquerading as Santa...

 

Please... Santa wishes he could be Sir Brittingham, Masquerading as that old git is beneath him.

 

Then where the hell is he? He is more elusive than a Sasquatch.

[Fat Freddy]

Death once had a near-Eric Brittingham experience.

 

If you can see Eric Brittingham, you're about to die. If you can't see Eric Brittingham, you're about to die.

 

Eric Brittingham was in all six "Star Wars" movies. He played The Force.

 

Eric Brittingham killed the Dead Sea.

 

Every year, sharks tune in to watch Eric Brittingham Week.

 

The Virgin Mary once saw Eric Brittingham's image in a piece of toast.

 

Eric Brittingham can grill a steak underwater.

 

Eric Brittingham invented the soccer ball by dehydrating a zebra.

[Glen]

When Richard Branson hired Eric Brittingham he was forced to change the name of his company to impregnated.

[Fat Freddy]

^^ Good one!

[JamesEagle]

^^ Good one!

 

Agree!

[Fat Freddy]

On the first day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me...

A Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the second day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me:

2 purple spandex suits, and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the third day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

FIIIIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Ten concert t-shirts,

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

11 trips to Heartbreak Station,

Ten concert t-shirts,

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Twelve backstage passes,

11 trips to Heartbreak Station,

Ten concert t-shirts,

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD!!!!!!!!!

 

(Phew!) Thankew, thankew very much.

[Glen]

Cool

[AlphaMale]

On the first day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me...

A Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the second day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me:

2 purple spandex suits, and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the third day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

FIIIIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Ten concert t-shirts,

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

11 trips to Heartbreak Station,

Ten concert t-shirts,

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Eric Brittingham gave to me

Twelve backstage passes,

11 trips to Heartbreak Station,

Ten concert t-shirts,

Nine Long Cold Winters,

Eight tour buses,

Seven concert tickets,

Six platinum albums,

FIIIIIVE PAT'S DOGS!!!

Four horny groupies,

3 bass strings,

2 purple spandex suits,

and a Cinderella "Still Climbing" CD!!!!!!!!!

 

(Phew!) Thankew, thankew very much.

Dude you seriously have too much time on your hands.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Dude you seriously have too much time on your hands.

 

 

I had to beat the "Brittingham Night Before Christmas" I posted here a year or two ago...

 

Actually it didn't take as long as you might think. The "FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE PAAAAAT'S DOGS!" part came to me randomly and then the rest pretty much wrote itself.

[KarpetRydOFunk]

 

Dude you seriously have too much time on your hands.

 

 

I had to beat the "Brittingham Night Before Christmas" I posted here a year or two ago...

 

Actually it didn't take as long as you might think. The "FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE PAAAAAT'S DOGS!" part came to me randomly and then the rest pretty much wrote itself.

 

 

Was he really on six platinum albums, though?

[Fat Freddy]

Was he really on six platinum albums, though?

 

Gimme a break. It's a "Twelve Days of Christmas" parody about Eric Brittingham... Do you really think I bothered to do a f*cking fact check?

[KarpetRydOFunk]

 

Was he really on six platinum albums, though?

Gimme a break. It's a "Twelve Days of Christmas" parody about Eric Brittingham... Do you really think I bothered to do a f*cking fact check?

But it's the Twelve Days of fecking Christmas! You can't half-ass that shit.

[eaglesfan3000]

This is a great thread many great moments, back in the day when this board was hoppin'.

 

Damn you Eric Brittingham.