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Jason shows up once a year to revive this thread, then promptly leaves again. You should stick around, brother.

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Eric Brittingham won "Iron Chef America" with an expired, unheated leftover burrito from 7-11.

 

Eric Brittingham once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat that was walking under a ladder on a Friday the 13th. The next day he won the lottery.

 

Eric Brittingham's tattoo artist uses a .50 caliber machine gun instead of a needle.

 

Eric Brittingham can squeeze caviar out of a lemon.

 

If you enter "Eric Brittingham" into your GPS, he is always right behind you. ALWAYS.

 

Eric Brittingham once climbed Mt. Everest in fifteen minutes. He spent fourteen of those minutes building a snowman at the peak.

 

Eric Brittingham can cut a hot knife with butter.

 

Eric Brittingham can rob a bank over the phone.

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Eric Brittingham won "Iron Chef America" with an expired, unheated leftover burrito from 7-11.

 

Eric Brittingham once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat that was walking under a ladder on a Friday the 13th. The next day he won the lottery.

 

Eric Brittingham's tattoo artist uses a .50 caliber machine gun instead of a needle.

 

Eric Brittingham can squeeze caviar out of a lemon.

 

If you enter "Eric Brittingham" into your GPS, he is always right behind you. ALWAYS.

 

Eric Brittingham once climbed Mt. Everest in fifteen minutes. He spent fourteen of those minutes building a snowman at the peak.

 

Eric Brittingham can cut a hot knife with butter.

 

Eric Brittingham can rob a bank over the phone.

 

Yup...... waaaaaaay too much time on your hands!! :whistle:

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Usain Bolt trains for the 100m sprint by chasing Eric Brittingham.

The USA dropped the atomic bomb on Japan because dropping Eric Brittigham was deemed to be to destructive

Motley Crue were original called Motley Brittingham but they changed their name as they didn't want to be the second biggest selling Brittingham artist on the planet

The internet was originally invented to record all of the great feats of Eric Brittingham as no book or series of books was big enough to fit it all in.

why did the chicken cross the road?
Because eric brittingham asked it to.

 

E = mc2 shows the relationship between mass and energy
E = mc3 is the formula that defines the talent contained by mr Eric Brittingham





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Yeah somebody's been writing down way to many Chuck Norris jokes, but hey, plagiarizing is the American way! right? I mean I do it daily, Bon Jovi became a world name rock star on the back of plagiarism, god bless America!!

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Yeah somebody's been writing down way to many Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck who? Never heard of him.

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Yeah somebody's been writing down way to many Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck who? Never heard of him.

Clearly this Nuck Chorris character is based on the great Eric Brittingham.

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Eric Brittingham once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat that was walking under a ladder on a Friday the 13th. The next day he won the lottery.

 

 

If you enter "Eric Brittingham" into your GPS, he is always right behind you. ALWAYS.

 

Eric Brittingham once climbed Mt. Everest in fifteen minutes. He spent fourteen of those minutes building a snowman at the peak.

3 classics :-)

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Where Is Eric Brittingham??

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