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My mate just sent me a Playboy shoot on the girls of Hooters via email. One of those powerpoint presentations. I almost had a cardiac a-fuckin'-rrest.

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It was a veritable fuck feast yesterday !!!!!!!!

 

On this fuckin' thread anyway... :unsure:

 

Fucking 'A' - You missed all the fucking fun elsewhere as well!! :)

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Some of these fucking threads have just gotten moronic.

yah think....I must agree...aren't we like supposed to be discussing music and turning

each other on to new music? maybe I'm wrong.... :unsure:

What the fuck's wrong with you guys? You don't see the merit in discussing a cock on someone's knee?

 

Or Penis on a cartoon? Or Geoff's love for looking at naked pictures of young boys? :yikes:

HEY!

 

HEY NOW! Wait a fucking minute. I never said I looked at pictures of naked young boys.

 

I just said I collect them.

 

:rofl2:

 

And I fucking forgot to say fuck in my previous post. Someone should just spank me with that paddle with the mirror. I have been bad. :anon:

 

 

OOOH FUCKIN PICK ME!!!!! :lol:

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Fuckin' David Coverdale was a fuckin' guest on fuckin' ITV's fuckin' Loose Women

 

He probably needed more time in make-up than all the fucking hosts put-together.

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Fuckin' David Coverdale was a fuckin' guest on fuckin' ITV's fuckin' Loose Women

 

He probably needed more time in make-up than all the fucking hosts put-together.

Fuckin' :rofl2:

Did he throw any fuckin Whitesnakesque double fuckin entendres their way??? I bet the old bitter hags that appear on that show were fuckin' lovin' him! And why the fuck were you watching that fuckin show come to fuckin think of it...there's much better fuckin stuff on like a blank fuckin screen for a fuckin start

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Fuckin' David Coverdale was a fuckin' guest on fuckin' ITV's fuckin' Loose Women

 

He probably needed more time in make-up than all the fucking hosts put-together.

Fuckin' :rofl2:

Did he throw any fuckin Whitesnakesque double fuckin entendres their way??? I bet the old bitter hags that appear on that show were fuckin' lovin' him! And why the fuck were you watching that fuckin show come to fuckin think of it...there's much better fuckin stuff on like a blank fuckin screen for a fuckin start

I fuckin' watched it to make a fuckin' change from Car fuckin' Booty and numerous fuckin' cooking and fuckin' property programmes.And yes,the fuckin' "old girls" were fuckin' fawning over him something fuckin' chronic..Especially fuckin' Jane "We're both from fuckin' oop North,so we must have a fuckin' connection" McDonald.Embarassing !!!!!!!! :puke:

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It was a veritable fuck feast yesterday !!!!!!!!

 

On this fuckin' thread anyway... :unsure:

 

Fucking 'A' - You missed all the fucking fun elsewhere as well!! :)

 

stop making a big fucking deal out of it and it will fucking go away.

 

fucking.

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It was a veritable fuck feast yesterday !!!!!!!!

 

On this fuckin' thread anyway... :unsure:

 

Fucking 'A' - You missed all the fucking fun elsewhere as well!! :)

 

stop making a big fucking deal out of it and it will fucking go away.

 

fucking.

 

It was no fucking big deal believe me - It was fun seeing you getting fucking pasted from all sides ;)

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Fuck Toys-R-Us.

 

We ordered something for our son that should've been here this past fucking Monday... and when my wife called'em to find out what the fuck was up with our order, they gave her the fucking run around...

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Fuck Toys-R-Us.

 

We ordered something for our son that should've been here this past fucking Monday... and when my wife called'em to find out what the fuck was up with our order, they gave her the fucking run around...

 

 

call em up keef. give em fuckin what for.

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Fuck Toys-R-Us.

 

We ordered something for our son that should've been here this past fucking Monday... and when my wife called'em to find out what the fuck was up with our order, they gave her the fucking run around...

I say stick a Big Wheel up their fucking ass and make them spin in a fucking circle. :loser:

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Holy fuck, guys. Guess what happened this morning?! I got shot in the face by a 12 guage shotgun. Sorry, my mistake. It's just fucking Monday again.

Next fuckin time I will make sure i unload 2 shells.

The problem I always had with bathtubs was that because my member hung over the side of the tub it never got a good wash. So I had to bring a servant in to scrub it. It was just such a fucking hassle.

I have a nice fuckin knife that would fix that fuckin problem right the fuck up Geoff. ;)

:tsk: No threatening/promising to fuckin mame, kill or dismember Geoff :wub: !!

 

 

 

I fuckin hate work lately.... 10-13 hour days fuckin blow :thppt::2up:

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Holy fuck, guys. Guess what happened this morning?! I got shot in the face by a 12 guage shotgun. Sorry, my mistake. It's just fucking Monday again.

Next fuckin time I will make sure i unload 2 shells.

The problem I always had with bathtubs was that because my member hung over the side of the tub it never got a good wash. So I had to bring a servant in to scrub it. It was just such a fucking hassle.

I have a nice fuckin knife that would fix that fuckin problem right the fuck up Geoff. ;)

:tsk: No threatening/promising to fuckin mame, kill or dismember Geoff :wub: !!

 

 

 

I fuckin hate work lately.... 10-13 hour days fuckin blow :thppt::2up:

Thanks Lisa. Sorry to hear about your fucked up working hours. Anyone I can murde- uh, I mean anything I can do to make it a little better? :wub:

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Thanks Lisa. Sorry to hear about your fucked up working hours. Anyone I can murde- uh, I mean anything I can do to make it a little better? :wub:

You fuckin betcha :wub:

 

Winning lotto numbers would be fuckin nice :tumbsup:

Excellent! That is not a fucking problem!

 

You don't mind if they're last weeks winning numbers, do you? I'm just not quite sure what this weeks winning numbers will be yet. :wub:

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